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March 15, 2007

American Idol Gets Its "Float On"

Post Puppet Show, we waited on line with the rest of Austin for Blonde Redhead at Emo's. Things were looking dire, until we got word via BBerry that Simon, Randy, Paula, and Ford Fusion had a treat waiting on the Internet for us. Yes, American Idol's top 12 gave “Float On” the silly costume and synchronized dance treatment for a Ford promo. Modest Mouse wouldn't be our first choice for breakdancing, but if anything this makes us appreciate Isaac's voice more. Nice afro too. Sigh. If only Antonella Barba were around to lip-sync Amy Winehouse next week. (Thanks Thierry for the heads up, and BWE for uploading.)

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Just...wow....

Posted by: Spencer at 03/15/07 2:14 PM | Reply
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i hate everything.

Posted by: matty ice at 03/15/07 2:16 PM | Reply
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My soul hurts after watching that.

Posted by: Kim at 03/15/07 2:27 PM | Reply
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wow, that is awful. it looks like everybody took the tussin express.

Posted by: merc at 03/15/07 2:27 PM | Reply
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yeah it sucked.
but i take this opportunity to say that gina glockson is flippin' hot.

Posted by: annie onymous at 03/15/07 2:28 PM | Reply
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Must... shut... eyes... blindness... noooooo!

Posted by: Paperslut at 03/15/07 2:33 PM | Reply
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ugh.. jesus christ.

Posted by: ryantheduke at 03/15/07 2:37 PM | Reply
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Do the computers in Austin not have link-back capabilities?

Posted by: BWE at 03/15/07 2:41 PM | Reply
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it was like..."Thriler" meets the 90s take on the Brady Bunch movie. In the worst possible way. At least Michael Jackson made dancing like a zombie look kinda (ok, really) cool.

it burnsss ussssssssss.

Posted by: Xlynn at 03/15/07 2:48 PM | Reply
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What a turd blossom.

Posted by: Jimmy James at 03/15/07 2:49 PM | Reply
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jesus christ. i have been reading 'gum everyday for a long time and never felt an overwhelming need to post a comment. until now. and whith all that said, i have nothing else but, jesus christ.

Posted by: james at 03/15/07 2:57 PM | Reply
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nothing is sacred anymore

Posted by: johnsmith at 03/15/07 3:09 PM | Reply
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i wish i were dead

Posted by: cyndi at 03/15/07 3:12 PM | Reply
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Kidzbop isn't just for kidz anymore -- it'z now for tunelezz twentysomethingz with acute mental deficienciez!

Posted by: Mr. Mason at 03/15/07 3:15 PM | Reply
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i just threw up a little in my mouth...

why lord, why?

Posted by: maria at 03/15/07 3:18 PM | Reply
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I love it!
Afro to boombox transition? Check.
Clueless fat man imitating vocal style on "bit"? Check.
Finally giving "Float On" the break dancing treatment it's been begging for? Double check!

Posted by: Nate at 03/15/07 3:28 PM | Reply
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This is not only a terrible rendition of a great song (though it's certainly that), it's also further proof that for all this shows posturing about finding the next music superstar, it cares little about the actual music, what these songs mean at their core, as well as to the people who love them.

The whole thing gave me the vibe of a dad whose trying to prove to his kids that he's young and cool, but really just embarrassing them. But the real sadness is that these aren't middle-aged parents performing this. They ARE the kids. Kids that should know better.

Posted by: Jordan Gray at 03/15/07 4:00 PM | Reply
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That was almost as bad as you saying "ON line" instead of "IN line."

Posted by: Matthew at 03/15/07 4:10 PM | Reply
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I feel a great disturbance in the Force. As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

Posted by: Elliot at 03/15/07 4:10 PM | Reply
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Oh wait, my bad. it's just time for a commercial break.

Posted by: Elliot at 03/15/07 4:11 PM | Reply
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And Sanjaya survived another week.
I want him to win so bad. It would be incredible.

Posted by: Kurt C. at 03/15/07 4:14 PM | Reply
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wow. that was the worst thing I think I've ever seen.

Posted by: marissa at 03/15/07 4:16 PM | Reply
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so did the band give them the okay! on that one??

Posted by: craig mailman at 03/15/07 4:19 PM | Reply
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That would be my question too. Who approved this? Did Isaac sell his publishing rights to Ryan Seacrest or some shit? I don't blame American Idol for this. My question would be solely for the band.

Posted by: Adam at 03/15/07 4:26 PM | Reply
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MM has a new album coming out. Hello promotion. Hello bling. Goodbye integrity.

Posted by: Ethan at 03/15/07 4:31 PM | Reply
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ohmygoditschrissligh!

Posted by: Finchmeister at 03/15/07 4:57 PM | Reply
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This is GREAT! Seriously, I feel like they nailed the essence of that song! "Float On" was never more than a top 40 bubblegum summer jam, and I mean that as a compliment. And what's more, it's an unmistakable "fuck you" to any of their old fans still desperately clinging to the notion that Modest Mouse is anything more than a top 40 band anymore.

Their early records meant a lot to me, musically and lyrically, and they always will. And I'm happy for their success. The fact that there are kids listening to this band that might otherwise only be listening to My Chemical Romance or Fall Out Boy (or American Idol, for that matter) is one of the few miracles of modern pop.

But that doesn't mean I need to hang on for dear life like Isaac Brock and I owe each other something. I outgrew him and his band, and they outgrew me. They can't possibly expect any of their old fans to still be showing up at the hockey stadiums they play these days, just like we can't expect Isaac Brock to want to still sing about being pissed off and poor and young and dumb (yeah, those were definitely his central themes). Besides, it would be a put on if he pretended that's what his life was still about.

Posted by: burndownthemission at 03/15/07 6:14 PM | Reply
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I can't wait till American Idol does Tom Waits.

Seriously though, this is fucking ridiculous.

Posted by: js at 03/15/07 6:34 PM | Reply
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this makes me cringe, frown, and kill.
:[

Posted by: crisisjim at 03/15/07 8:21 PM | Reply
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i don't think i've ever actually said this before, but...burndownthemission: hear, hear. those guys deserve to buy houses, especially if it's not with my money...it's not like there's some big indie rock 401k they can tap.

Posted by: jim at 03/15/07 11:24 PM | Reply
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the comments make up for the vid ever so slightly

Posted by: Sruly at 03/16/07 12:56 AM | Reply
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Wow...

If I remember my music licensing rights correctly, I don't think the band has to actually approve such a use of its song. As long as they receive the royalties, it's legal and there's not a whole lot that they can do.

You know, other than get pissed and request that such a monstrosity doesn't actually occur...

Posted by: skot. at 03/16/07 11:43 AM | Reply
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never thought id see MM would be associated with american idol
i guess that was obviously wrong

Posted by: pat at 03/16/07 2:05 PM | Reply
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Again,american idol has to take a great song and a great band and COMPLETELY RUIN IT!
that show is the most disgusting thing ever.and sure,some of the people have great voices. but its based on conformity, and all you need is a voice,no lyrical talent,and you dont even have to know how to play an instrument.thats NOT talent.i have NO respect for most of the kids on that show,all they do is stand there and sing.Im a singer/songwriter and i would never sing someone elses material,or let anyone write or compose my music for me.Its the most un-original stupid show ever.

and for them to take a great,unique band like modest mouse and turn it into some stupid pop video is disgusting.they sould learn how to fucking write and compose their own material and have some originality.i think most of the kids on that show just do it for the money,not the love of music.

Posted by: aperfectsonnet at 03/16/07 3:03 PM | Reply
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I just died a little

Posted by: mapleTits at 03/16/07 3:28 PM | Reply
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i rofled. i dont see what the big deal is.

Posted by: negrolips at 03/17/07 12:28 AM | Reply
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i don't know guys, it seemed pretty good to me.

psych.

Posted by: anon at 03/18/07 6:15 PM | Reply
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