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March 5, 2008

American Idol Brings Us A Grunge "Hello"

None of us are doing a good job of keeping tabs on American Idol, but Stereogum's usually up on its Lionel Richie. We have history together. Where else will you get frame-by-frame analysis of the Prof. Richie-stalking-his-blind-student video, or find out about the "Hello" Project wherein sculptors were blindfolded and made to reconstruct the jeri-curled cranium of our man, or learn that Scott named his cat Lionel Richie? Hence J's email this morning (Subject: Slackers):

I totally expected to see David Cook's rocking version of "Hello" on Stereogum by 10:02pm last night.
Fair point, J. Our Lionel Richie TiVO alert didn't catch that. But Cook's judge-beloved grungy take (or in the words of the Dawg, "slightly emo version out of an extremely pop Lionel Richie song") easily qualifies it for most Daughtryesque cover of Lionel Richie we've ever heard. So watch it and get used to his name for when he tops SoundScan next year.

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Is it just me or does this guy look like he's a couple chromosomes away from Down Syndrome? He's not a bad looking guy but there's something about his face that just screams mongoloid.

PS - I don't know his name but I can't wait to see the fag who sang the Wham song last night to get sent packing.

Posted by: Larry Dickman at 03/05/08 1:09 PM  | Reply
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Um, I think most people are not even a couple chromosomes away from Down syndrome.

Posted by: studly roberts at 03/05/08 1:37 PM  | Reply
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I wonder how much Air Canada paid for that product placement on his guitar there.

Posted by: M at 03/05/08 1:55 PM  | Reply
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Anyone surprised he plays left-handed?

Posted by: John at 03/05/08 1:56 PM  | Reply
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To me it sounded less emo or grunge, and more like a hacky Lionel Richey song, alternately mumbled and whined by a bad singer while playing beginner's guitar.

If it's emo, though, it would explain one thing -- why I hate emo.

Posted by: Bender Bending Rodriguez at 03/05/08 1:57 PM  | Reply
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Re: left-handed playing

No surprise there, all left handed people are inherently evil. Everybody knows that.

-G.

Posted by: juepucta at 03/05/08 3:04 PM  | Reply
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I guess it sounded emo, in that he sounded like a bitch. How does this rock the slightest bit? The guy sounds like Michael Bolton with a cold and Michael Bolton definitely rocked harder, way harder. "How Am I Supposed to Live Without You" would rock this guy into a coma.

Posted by: 6-3-2 at 03/05/08 3:18 PM  | Reply
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"Emo" is civilian speak for anything that features a dude with a girl haircut.

Posted by: nnnn at 03/05/08 5:07 PM  | Reply
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Wow - a lot of negativity in the comment section folks.

Loved the version of "Hello". Great job!!!!!!!!

Posted by: monna at 03/05/08 5:14 PM  | Reply
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ac stands for animal collective, obviously

Posted by: your madukes at 03/05/08 5:30 PM  | Reply
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That sucked as hard as all of his other performances.

Posted by: Johnnyboy at 03/05/08 5:38 PM  | Reply
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When did they start playing instruments on AI?

Is this new this year?

Posted by: Johnny Q at 03/06/08 4:25 AM  | Reply
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I think it's so cool that they have a differently abled person on American Idol. David Cook is an inspiration to all people with Down Syndrome.

Posted by: Kim at 03/15/08 12:03 AM  | Reply
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