Can Avril Cry Tears Of Milk?

it's pretty sad when our senators are savvy enough to have fun on colbert, but a washed up pop star has to be completely serious about an album she recorded while drunk.

Posted by: landrew at 04/04/07 9:34 AM  | Reply
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what do you mean "Good for her?" --She is clearly a fucking moron. It's too bad she dropped out of school in the 9th grade to become a country singer, because she clearly needs an education. This is a grown woman who acts a speaks like a 8 year old and it's really fucking annoying!

Posted by: Kim at 04/04/07 9:37 AM  | Reply
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I think Avril Lavigne could possibly be my least favorite person on earth. This includes evil dictators and Conservative Republicans. She tops the list.

Posted by: Adam at 04/04/07 9:48 AM  | Reply
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"He was a boy
She was a girl
Can i make it any more obvious"

No, Avril. I think you've been very clear thus far.

Posted by: Joe at 04/04/07 10:17 AM  | Reply
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STOP TOUCHING YOUR HAIR!

Posted by: linds at 04/04/07 10:19 AM  | Reply
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what the hell was with her reaction to the daffodils comment!? not to mention the rest. what a cunt.

Posted by: matt at 04/04/07 10:21 AM  | Reply
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I could have anal sex with her.

Posted by: Tony G at 04/04/07 10:41 AM  | Reply
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throw us a bone child. we (well some people anwyay)give you money so you can get your hair dyed and straightened to oblivion. a sentence longer than "not really" would be a nice show of gratitude.

Posted by: becca at 04/04/07 10:42 AM  | Reply
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You'd think for someone who's so punk rock, likes to flip people off, and, like, not be one of those blond singers that dance around in a short skirt, she'd have more of a sense of humor. oh wait...

Posted by: amy at 04/04/07 10:55 AM  | Reply
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Never realised I hated her!

Posted by: Bobby at 04/04/07 10:56 AM  | Reply
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Although there are mitigating circumstances here, namely that Alex Zane is a twat.

Posted by: Simon at 04/04/07 11:29 AM  | Reply
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Look, I'm just a sk8r boi as much as the next guy, but you have to imagine there was some creative editing to create that interview. Even Stalin looked you in the eye when you interviewed him, and didn't stare off into space as a reaction to a question about Venice.

Posted by: oh. at 04/04/07 11:39 AM  | Reply
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Recently in the press Avril was quaoted as saying "If you want a piece of this business you have to be able to deal with it." I say she is doing a really bad job at dealing with it.

Posted by: Sarah at 04/04/07 11:44 AM  | Reply
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I love how she would like us to believe that the longtime artisitic vision she had for this cd, "The Best Damn Thing", was so strong that a life changing event like marriage couldn't change it. Way to stick to the formula Avril! She is such an android. "Why Alex would you ask me about rotten eggs, you know robots can't smell."

Posted by: Zeld at 04/04/07 12:38 PM  | Reply
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to be honest, I wouldn't be so harsh about her performance in the interview, those questions were crap. I'm pretty sure my reaction would be fairly much the same.

Posted by: nick at 04/04/07 12:46 PM  | Reply
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As was mentioned above, Alex Zane is pretty much a cunt, and I think most of us would react similarly if a cunt with that much greasy hair started asking us questions.

Posted by: seth at 04/04/07 1:04 PM  | Reply
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Well, she didn't decline going to the interview so I really don't see how there's any problem with Mr. Zane

Posted by: Alizee at 04/04/07 1:21 PM  | Reply
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oh man for someone so 'bad' she has no street smarts or ability to think on her feet, looking around like someone has to save her from his questioning cause it's not a canned, generic interview like usual. ...total dumbass

Posted by: rachel at 04/04/07 1:25 PM  | Reply
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I guess the problem with Mr. Zane is that his line of questions were pathetic. If that was suppossed to be funny, he's an idiot - it wasn't funny at all and had little chance of being funny, even if he was interviewing Bill Murray. If he wants to embarrass somebody, he needs to do some more research and be prepared - 'cause he was lobbing softballs. If he wants somebody to play along with his apparently "wacky questions", he needs to give them something a little more than "what would your perfume smell like?"

Posted by: bobfrombob at 04/04/07 1:53 PM  | Reply
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Oh, come on everyone. He was testing her. And she failed. An intelligent, dynamic person would have returned the absurdist riffing with some of their own, but Avril is too fucking dumb, or average, to do it. She's one of those sorry sorry people who thinks some people are "wierd".

And honestly, it wasn't even the most virtuostic or heady variety of satire, it was just fun nonsense, and she couldn't even cop to that.

Posted by: jjs at 04/04/07 2:02 PM  | Reply
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anyone with half a brain would have at least played around and turned a sad excuse for a comedic interview into something much better.

like: i always thought venice smelled like sweaty balls, so whenever i smell sweaty balls it takes me back to that beautiful gondola ride in venice.

Posted by: half a brain at 04/04/07 2:06 PM  | Reply
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What is this girl's problem with eye contact?

Posted by: bri at 04/04/07 2:12 PM  | Reply
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Gosh, she didn't laugh at his Latin joke. I'm pissed.

Posted by: doggie at 04/04/07 3:21 PM  | Reply
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Avril Levine a feeble minded poptart meet Alex Zane inept worthless non-bathing mega-douche.

Posted by: brian at 04/04/07 4:11 PM  | Reply
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Not an Avril fan by any stretch of the imagination, but she handled this like a pro. Bad editing job, terrible questions, and an all-around disaster of an interview.

Posted by: Duke at 04/04/07 5:13 PM  | Reply
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get a personality, bitch. plenty of artists (with much bigger followings than her, might I add) go onto Popworld and go along with Alex Zane's 'interviewing' and seem to enjoy the stupid questions and false-seriousness. can't believe this girl is more than 14. she was looking round desperately like she wanted daddy to come and save her. anyone else notice how she isn't even hot? jeez, this gal has nuthin' goin for her.

Posted by: stephen at 04/06/07 8:08 AM  | Reply
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that guy's sucha cockface why were all his questions incredibly lame. if you're gonna be silly at least be smarter about it

Posted by: matt at 04/08/07 2:56 PM  | Reply
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Avril's the kinda girl you want to punch in the face while you fuck up the ass

Posted by: DBC at 04/28/07 9:33 AM  | Reply
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I think its Ironic that she writes songs about trying to take someones boyfriend, she truly sounds like a 14 year old. If that was me in that situation with her, I would curb stomp Avril and grind her face into the cement where it belongs.

Posted by: Riley at 04/28/07 10:37 AM  | Reply
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lol that was freggin funny as hell , i love all of her interviews , shes such a rigid ignorant dumbass

Posted by: Scott at 04/29/07 1:40 PM  | Reply
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HI HOW DO YOU WRITTEN YOUR SONGS DOSE IT CAME FAME THE HEART ARE THE SOUL

Posted by: SHAY at 06/25/07 8:11 PM  | Reply
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