Country Stars Show Their Stripes, Bravely Defy Terrorists In New Song "Bomb NY"

Terrorist attacks on our homeland temporarily united and later deeply divided this great land of ours, but for certain deliciously jingoistic country stars that will remain unnamed (certainly not Toby Keith), they've somehow been a career boon. But it's nice to see country singers set aside the "We'll kick your ass, Osama" vibe for a sec, and say, "Hey, we don't need to get so aggressive; last time they bombed us, we all came together -- so go ahead, you can't hurt America by blowing up New York City. Try it. We dare you."

Says one fan, "The message is what I love, and I do think that if everyone in New York was killed, it would bring the country together." Here's a bit detailing the song:

Guess we should mention: the following news report was produced by the Onion News Network.

You can grab the full tune for your PMP (Patriotic Music Player) by heading here. It's good to be a New Yorker.

Posted at 11:11 AM in Video

4 Comments

I love The Onion.

That song KILLZ!

Posted by: The Spilken8r at 10/03/07 11:25 AM  | Reply
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I love how The Onion used Sounfix to interview each "fan". Brilliant.

Posted by: b.LOUD at 10/03/07 3:31 PM  | Reply
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I love how The Onion used Soundfix to interview each "fan". Brilliant.

Posted by: b.LOUD at 10/03/07 3:32 PM  | Reply
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This is way better.

Skull Fucking Bill of 2007:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/live_from_congress_the_skull

Posted by: sketch at 10/03/07 5:09 PM  | Reply
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