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March 4, 2008

Gene Simmons Does Rachael Ray, Anderson Cooper

This guy's doing everybody these days. Clearly not keeping a low profile since his less-than-flattering and still NSFW sextape flopped across our computer screens, Gene Simmons recently did some TV with Rachael Ray and Anderson Cooper. Normally, we wouldn't think a visit to the hyperactive cook's crib was worth mentioning, but after the commenter outpouring indicated some kinda collective RR lust, we figured we'd provide you with more fuel for your ardor. We don't get it but hey, here's Gene sticking his tongue out with Rachael.

Gene Simmons And Rachael Ray

According to Gene's site, his Rachael episode airs 3/11. We also have a pic where Rachael gets in on the tongue action. He gives Anderson tongue, too.

Gene Simmons And Rachael Ray

God, Gene really liked to wag that tongue around ... except when he's in bed. Poor Anderson gets a particularly slow, moist-sounding take.

Trump had the right idea when he fired this guy.

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If you could just cut out "Gene Simmons" and leave in "Rachael Ray" and "tongue," I would be a very happy man.

Posted by: The Other Matthew at 03/04/08 8:41 PM | Reply
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What is this? People actually find Rachael Ray attractive? Now I've heard everything.

Posted by: Stephen at 03/04/08 11:46 PM | Reply
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He just needs to go away, maybe like that other reality celeb Anna Nicole.

Posted by: yomomma at 03/05/08 1:34 AM | Reply
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I'd rather see Anderson's tongue.

Posted by: Min at 03/05/08 3:52 AM | Reply
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hahaha i also want to see Anderson's tongue. why is Gene still working? shouldn't he embarrassed about fucking a woman that was not his wife/girlfriend/partner and that it was caught on camera? it seems like releasing a sex tape is the ultimate way to get housewives to like you (he should do Oprah and the View next and keep riding high on this daytime talk show wave)

Posted by: killabot at 03/05/08 9:22 AM | Reply
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