Stereogum Home

 

June 14, 2006

Henry Rollins' Message To Ann Coulter

Speaking of rockers who are funny, watch as Henry Rollins e-mails Ann Coulter. I feel like I could listen to Henry read the phone book and be inspired.

Posted at 6:05 PM in




20 Comments

Henry Rollins is the man.

Posted by: F at 06/14/06 8:00 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Pretty awesome.

Posted by: Kevin at 06/14/06 8:49 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

rollins IS strongbad!

Posted by: jnuh at 06/14/06 8:55 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

I mean I think the intent is good, its humorous until it gets all into this bullshit male dominance crap. Jesus fuckity fuck fuck, why does it got to be all sexist? meh

Posted by: ryan at 06/14/06 8:56 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Yeah, right.

I LIFT WEIGHTS!

MY FRIEND GOT KILLED!

I LIFT WEIGHTS!

I WRITE BAD BOOKS!

He's a cut-rate wannabe asshole. Grow the fuck up.

Posted by: don't bother at 06/14/06 9:18 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

He's a cut-rate wannabe asshole.

Just like Ann Coulter

Posted by: el comandante at 06/14/06 10:27 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

The sexism is a joke. Ann is the real sexist; she believes that women aren't as intelligent as men, that they shouldn't be in the military.

Posted by: Francis at 06/14/06 10:43 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

For those who hate on Henry:

Henry has more balls and intellect than any flavor of the month hipster icon that graces these pages, and I certainly don't see Death Cab, Hot Chip, or (insert trendy indie band) doing anything deeper than writing shitty songs that make Brooklyn dance and logging myspace hits.

Posted by: angry black at 06/15/06 12:35 AM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Listen angry black they make me dance (in my room in front of the mirror) and I dont live in brooklyn. Myspace hits? I think you got that confused with you being a douche.

Posted by: Kevin at 06/15/06 2:58 AM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Let's not lose the thread here: Ann Coulter is evil and not of this earth. Whether Henry Rollins is an authentic punk, writer, hero, whatever? That's what red-state-courtin' types call a wedge issue, so let's not get all wedged away from remembering who the real enemy is. Besides, it doesn't take extraordinary balls to call someone out on his or her bullshit. Anyone with time enough to cruise a blog in a state of readiness to call doucheness on Death Cab nonbelievers might consider being at Defcon fucking 1 for Ann "these rich broads love that their husbands died in the World Trade Center" Coulter and telling her to keep an eye to the sky, lest a house land on her wraithy witch ass.

Posted by: Scott W. at 06/15/06 9:42 AM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

that wasn't as funny as i would have liked.

but i <3 henry anyway.

Posted by: tobias funke at 06/15/06 10:20 AM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

"You're a figure of fun, and I plan on having fun with that figure."

Heh. This made my day.

Posted by: John at 06/15/06 10:22 AM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

What is it about both Henry Rollins and Ann Coulter?

Neither look like they get laid.

EVER.

Posted by: Tony G at 06/15/06 10:25 AM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

missing the point on the whole "fun with the figure" comment. he's been out of the closet for years. duh.

Posted by: milwaukee at 06/15/06 11:00 AM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

What?! I had no idea . . . I just thought he was hetero-bitter?

Posted by: Constant Dater at 06/15/06 11:30 AM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Ann is ready to join Morten Downey Jr. and Rush Limbaugh in the club of rebublican lapdogs that have lost all credabillity. She is a joke now plain and simple.

Posted by: Welcome to the club Ann at 06/15/06 11:49 AM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Rollins is gay? As if! Read some old Flipsides - he's all about ejaculating into girls' hair as they sleep beside him. Nothing gay about that, is there?

Posted by: David at 06/15/06 5:40 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

If you took all of the bloggers and blogposters in the entire world, and combined them, they would be about as cool as the dark side of Henry Rollins' manhole-loving scrotum. Black Flag- now THAT'S friggin' INDIE!

Posted by: Evan at 06/16/06 10:41 AM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Jesus what happen to Punks.... Punks used to offend people not say oh dont say anything hurtful.

I think Ann Coulter is the new Punk and Henry is just a tired old windbag.


Posted by: A Real Punk at 06/23/06 1:38 AM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

I love how off topic this got. And at such a fast rate

Posted by: Zach at 06/13/07 4:10 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Leave a comment


Staff

  • Founder/Editor-In-Chief: Scott Lapatine
  • Executive Editor: Amrit Singh
  • Senior Writer: Brandon Stosuy

Info

Contact

Get Flash to see our mp3 player. Here are our mp3s: Cold Cave - Life Magazine (»)
Pants Yell! - Cold Hands (»)
Bill Quick - Take Me Away (»)
Fool's Gold - Surprise Hotel (Wallpaper's Mariah Mashup) (»)
Air - Sing Sang Sung (Black Moth Super Rainbow Remix) (»)
Avi Buffalo - What's In It For (»)
Vampire Weekend - Horchata (»)
Small Black - Kings Of Animals (»)
Max Tundra - Which Song (Passion Pit Remix) (»)
Cold Cave - Theme From Tomorrowland (»)
Tegan And Sara - Hell (»)
Jeff The Brotherhood - Bone Jam (»)
Mount Eerie - Wind's Dark Poem (»)
Tigercity - Fake Gold (»)
Yeasayer - Ambling Alp (»)
Drink Up Buttercup - Even Think (Andrew W.K. Remix) (»)
Florence And The Machine - You've Got The Love (The xx Remix) (»)
Cold Cave - The Laurels of Erotomania (»)
Jookabox - Phantom Don't Go (»)
Jookabox - You Cried Me (»)

Progress Report logo
Commercial Appeal logo
Premature Evaluation logo
Band to Watch logo
Quit Your Day Job logo
The Outsiders logo
The 'Gum Drop logo