"It's Like A Massage ... Only You Kill Somebody"

"I think Bob Dylan said you can't be a Mormon and be cool," Flowers noted. "But I don't know. I feel pretty cool sometimes."

true.

Posted by: Joseph Smith, Jr. at 10/05/06 8:19 PM  | Reply
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"I think Bob Dylan said you can't be a Mormon and be cool," Flowers noted. "But I don't know. I feel pretty cool sometimes."

true.

Posted by: Joseph Smith, Jr. at 10/05/06 8:21 PM  | Reply
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OMGZORZ.

BEST. KIMMEL. EVER.

Posted by: ORGASM at 10/05/06 8:42 PM  | Reply
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That was actually pretty awesome. Heh.

Posted by: Jarrett at 10/05/06 9:28 PM  | Reply
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"kinda like a message but you kill someone"

Posted by: kebab dylan at 10/05/06 10:03 PM  | Reply
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I love that video! "Hey! I will kill you!" Hehe...

Posted by: Jamie at 10/05/06 10:26 PM  | Reply
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That was ridiculously good. How much do you want to bet that there is going to be an outbreak of mustaches...aww yeah!

Posted by: theinandouts at 10/05/06 10:34 PM  | Reply
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that was awesome. i knew ronnie was cool, but i'd always figured that flowers was a fopp.

Posted by: marie at 10/05/06 10:38 PM  | Reply
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that actually made me hate their new album less.

Posted by: liv at 10/05/06 10:54 PM  | Reply
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The tagline of stereogum should be this: "2 to 5 days. that's how long it takes us to catch up to the zeitgeist. sometimes more."

Seriously though, you're good people.
Also, I still like how the comments can invade the sidebar ads !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Posted by: ll cool f at 10/05/06 11:27 PM  | Reply
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"he's dead, Pony Boy's dead" loved it, usually not a huge fan of Kimmel but that was hilarious. Love the Killers in it too, totally redeemed their SNL performance in my mind.

Posted by: kt at 10/05/06 11:40 PM  | Reply
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not that funny.

Posted by: Mike at 10/06/06 2:19 AM  | Reply
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Aww... that redeemed B.Flowers a bit for me.

And poor Ponyboy! I guess that's the best gig he can get nowadays.

The dragging was a little disturbing, though. I didn't think they were gonna do it twice, much less draaaag (totally intended) it out.

Posted by: sunnydlita at 10/06/06 2:30 AM  | Reply
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Actually Flowers is no stranger to vehicular homicide:
http://www.nme.com/news/the-killers/24582

Posted by: DrugMachine at 10/06/06 3:06 AM  | Reply
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awesome link to the story thats linked in the post.

Posted by: nick at 10/06/06 3:50 AM  | Reply
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That was better than the band's music itself.

Posted by: tjxm at 10/06/06 5:53 AM  | Reply
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I still find it hilarious that even their band's name isn't original, but rather a rip off of that New Order "Crystal" video.

Posted by: Josh at 10/06/06 8:54 AM  | Reply
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http://www.driveafastercar.com/2006/10/06/the-killers-appropriately-named/

Posted by: gghg at 10/06/06 9:22 AM  | Reply
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Looks like a ripped off Dave Chappelle skit to me.

Posted by: Jimmy James at 10/06/06 10:01 AM  | Reply
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i like jimmy kimmel 80% of the time. this is one of those times.
it feels like i just did yoga

Posted by: steve perry at 10/06/06 10:57 AM  | Reply
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good.

Posted by: cat dirt at 10/06/06 11:22 AM  | Reply
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"I think Bob Dylan said you can't be a Mormon and be cool."

With the possible exception of Mimi Parker and Alan Sparhawk, Mr. Zimmerman was right for once. C'mon - we've all seen the South Park episode!

Posted by: David at 10/06/06 1:45 PM  | Reply
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Funny but not original, too similar to the Dave Chapelle skit with Wayne Brady.

Posted by: Carmen at 10/08/06 10:19 AM  | Reply
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i'm actually going to download the new killers album now. thanks jimmy.

Posted by: Alec at 10/08/06 4:16 PM  | Reply
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The best Kimmel eva!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You RAWK!

Posted by: Cowboy at 10/09/06 9:00 AM  | Reply
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Weak

Posted by: J at 10/23/06 9:39 PM  | Reply
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