Jewel Likes Booze, Nash Brides
Jewel is not just Homer, Alaska's most famous razor saleswoman. She's also a poet. Here are Ms. Kilcher's latest nuggets of wisdom, as printed in the new Blender:
Sure, those quotes are taken out of context, but Jewel made us listen to her yodel, so I think we're even."Around 30, I kind of realized that alcohol really does solve all your problems." "I do love a good pedophile joke." "I actually TiVo Nash Bridges."
Man, it's like she's trying to out-trash Britney (YouTube). Almost, Jewel!
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san diego, represent.
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She's trying to out trash Britney, but in a stylish way. Pffh, I dunno, she seemed to be trashy as soon she released her last album.
http://www.musictimes.com.au
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Can't stand Jewel. Never could. Broken eggy yolks making smiley faces sung in a babydoll voice = not a good sound.
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Jewel is why God invented the MUTE button.
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Ooh, Blender, The only mag shittier than the current incarnation of Rolling stone. I think it's safe to say that Jewel jumped the shark. Next stop, Playboy!
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I love Blender....it never takes itself too seriously, and the reviews are usually spot-on.
Funny how Spin and RS look more and more like Blender every year.
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What is Nash Brides?
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Jewel should get her crooked teeth removed. It'll help with giving me blowjobs.
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Hey... I like booze. And a good pedophile joke always makes me smile. And I definitely enjoyed Nash Bridges when it was on. I mean, cmon, its Don Johnson and Cheech Marin. Thats all you need to make an awesome show.
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everyone in here sucks
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Hmmm...drinking, dirty jokes, and recording a program on the USA Network. Sounds like 99% of America's white population.
It's a good thing that mainstream and positive music isn't cool anymore. All the bashers in the world would have to find something else to do..
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