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June 20, 2006

Jewel Likes Booze, Nash Brides

Jewel is not just Homer, Alaska's most famous razor saleswoman. She's also a poet. Here are Ms. Kilcher's latest nuggets of wisdom, as printed in the new Blender:

  • "Around 30, I kind of realized that alcohol really does solve all your problems."

  • "I do love a good pedophile joke."

  • "I actually TiVo Nash Bridges."
  • Sure, those quotes are taken out of context, but Jewel made us listen to her yodel, so I think we're even.

    Man, it's like she's trying to out-trash Britney (YouTube). Almost, Jewel!

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    san diego, represent.

    Posted by: cat dirt at 06/20/06 7:34 PM | Reply
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    She's trying to out trash Britney, but in a stylish way. Pffh, I dunno, she seemed to be trashy as soon she released her last album.

    http://www.musictimes.com.au

    Posted by: Music Times at 06/20/06 8:46 PM | Reply
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    Can't stand Jewel. Never could. Broken eggy yolks making smiley faces sung in a babydoll voice = not a good sound.

    Posted by: Memememe at 06/20/06 8:57 PM | Reply
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    Jewel is why God invented the MUTE button.

    Posted by: Joey Headset at 06/21/06 12:41 AM | Reply
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    Ooh, Blender, The only mag shittier than the current incarnation of Rolling stone. I think it's safe to say that Jewel jumped the shark. Next stop, Playboy!

    Posted by: Artie Lange at 06/21/06 2:34 AM | Reply
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    I love Blender....it never takes itself too seriously, and the reviews are usually spot-on.
    Funny how Spin and RS look more and more like Blender every year.

    Posted by: dsven at 06/21/06 9:21 AM | Reply
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    What is Nash Brides?

    Posted by: banker joe at 06/21/06 9:40 AM | Reply
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    Jewel should get her crooked teeth removed. It'll help with giving me blowjobs.

    Posted by: Tony G at 06/21/06 11:05 AM | Reply
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    Hey... I like booze. And a good pedophile joke always makes me smile. And I definitely enjoyed Nash Bridges when it was on. I mean, cmon, its Don Johnson and Cheech Marin. Thats all you need to make an awesome show.

    Posted by: God In Heaven at 06/21/06 2:00 PM | Reply
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    everyone in here sucks

    Posted by: jewelsnumber1fan at 07/03/06 3:16 PM | Reply
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    Hmmm...drinking, dirty jokes, and recording a program on the USA Network. Sounds like 99% of America's white population.

    It's a good thing that mainstream and positive music isn't cool anymore. All the bashers in the world would have to find something else to do..

    Posted by: apronk at 02/20/07 4:37 PM | Reply
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