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June 19, 2007

John Mayer Apologizes

No, not for dating Jessica Simpson, and not for the adult-contempo-drivel that mars most of his recorded output. This is just John trying to be funny (you know how we like to keep tabs on that). About pit bulls. Didn't pan away soon enough, John. Why's he so desperate to make us laugh?

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He is about as funny as Carson Daily... I can't think of a worse insult

Posted by: Keato at 06/19/07 7:02 PM  | Reply
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this guy fuckin sucks

Posted by: I'm Right at 06/19/07 7:18 PM  | Reply
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he should be killed

Posted by: ryan at 06/19/07 7:27 PM  | Reply
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John Mayer is cool and can play guitar better than all of you.

Posted by: Rich at 06/19/07 8:08 PM  | Reply
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that certainly doesnt make him funny, now does it rich?

Posted by: alan at 06/19/07 8:12 PM  | Reply
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Does anybody know of a website kind of like this one with the frequent updates and links to songs and vids, but instead of White Stripes, QOTSA, New Pornographers, Air, Amy Winehouse, John Mayer and Lily Allen, it's more White Stripes, QOTSA, New Pornographers, Bad Wizard, Riverboat Gamblers, Scissorfight, and GWAR?

Posted by: iburl at 06/19/07 8:44 PM  | Reply
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His fans think he is funny, that is why he posted this on his personal blog. Fans of Stereogum obviously won't think its funny, so posting it on the site is pointless.

It's like putting Mitch Hedberg videos on CNN.com. Not getting a positive reply? No shit!

Posted by: tw0k1ngs at 06/19/07 9:02 PM  | Reply
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Disagreed.

If you think he's funny then it's haha, LOL entertaining and if you don't think he's funny then it is completely entertaining in a train-wreck, embarassing, I want to run through the halls of my high school sort of way.

Posted by: bhoffmann at 06/19/07 9:47 PM  | Reply
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Mitch Hedberg is funny on any web site. Anyone who doesn't laugh at a Mitch Hedberg clip is a douche with no sense of humor.

John Mayer should stick to guitar, not inside jokes no one finds funny.

Posted by: ag at 06/20/07 2:16 AM  | Reply
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Was anyone at the show? Was it truncated? What's the story?

Anyway, thanks for the news. John Mayer isn't funny. You're all very dignified for pointing it out.

Posted by: d at 06/20/07 12:54 PM  | Reply
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i find his blogs to be clever. i even chuckled at some of his stand-up. but this is substandard. john, step it up. you're better than this!

Posted by: anniehall at 06/20/07 1:30 PM  | Reply
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Man, he bugs me.

Posted by: Dainon at 06/20/07 6:11 PM  | Reply
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I believe he was making fun of Michael Vick, the Atlanta Falcons player who got busted for dog fighting rings. Mayer lived in ATL for many years, hence the connection.

Posted by: mb76 at 06/20/07 8:34 PM  | Reply
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AHAHHA JOHN MAYER YOURE A FUNNY GUY! HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU THAT? HEY SAY SOMETHING FUNNY JOHN. YOU KNOW... YOU SHOULD DO STAND-UP!

Posted by: Elliot at 06/21/07 5:29 AM  | Reply
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Umm, what an absolute See You Next Tuesday. And the boy is chucking a sausage up Jessica Simpson's close too, the crafty wee fucker. I have not heard one of his songs, but feel I would never need to.

Posted by: I Am Lono at 06/21/07 9:51 PM  | Reply
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you know what,all of you people can just scew off.
John Mayer can be funny sometimes as can antbody else.So all of you dumbasses who are making these stupid ass no SENSE comments can go go fidle with
you'r ass holes at home.JOHN MAYER YOU FREEKING RULE
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Riley at 06/22/07 5:16 PM  | Reply
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does anyone else notice the resemblance to Kirk Cameron?

Posted by: ryan at 06/25/07 6:45 PM  | Reply
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Ummm, if you don't find him funny, why the hell would you read his blog?? It doesn't matter what his haters think, he obviously posted it for his fans only. Get a life!

Posted by: Daisy at 07/06/07 1:46 AM  | Reply
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