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September 12, 2006

LonelyGirl15 Revealed: Jessica Rose

The actress who plays Bree has been outed. And her personal photos set to music. We know many of you don't give a shit, but we're still fascinated: what is the point of it all?

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....and she's a lesbian.

Posted by: me at 09/12/06 2:05 PM  | Reply
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What's the deal with her eyebrows?

Posted by: george at 09/12/06 2:21 PM  | Reply
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Horrible taste in everything, but music especially. Her only likes musically are acts that have sold over 10 million copies of an album.

But I must admit, I too dislike that "screaming" music. (I assume she is referring to emo/screamo)

Posted by: Byron at 09/12/06 3:32 PM  | Reply
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kudos to her friends -- even just her myspace ones -- for keeping their mouths shut while it was still a mystery.

Posted by: melissa at 09/12/06 3:36 PM  | Reply
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if I hadn't thought it was fake from when I first heard about it (from stereogum) I never would have watched it in the first place, because if it was real it probably wouldn't go anywhere interesting.

Posted by: alex at 09/12/06 4:35 PM  | Reply
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i second the lesbian comment, no dudes in any of those pics

Posted by: omg at 09/12/06 4:42 PM  | Reply
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Yawn.

Posted by: Steve at 09/12/06 4:57 PM  | Reply
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Easy to follow step-by-step guide to financial freedom by buying real estate

Posted by: John Beck at 09/12/06 5:38 PM  | Reply
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Fuckin' deleted photbucket...but, I shouldn't be looking at this anyway. Thanks, Scott, now I feel like a creep.

I, for one, still love these videos. Dunno why, but they intrigue me. And yeah, those must be some kickass friends...never said anything, even when there were articles all over. I wonder how she kept a low profile the whole time...I mean, when you're being written about all over the place, you'd think someone would recognize her somewhere.

Posted by: a is for applebits at 09/12/06 5:57 PM  | Reply
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Am I the only one who's concerned about Daniel in all of this? Like was he an actor too?

Posted by: ian at 09/12/06 6:59 PM  | Reply
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I suspect that they aren't the pawns of a giant studio, but were just actors with few connections and limited career options using the internet, decent production skills, and a keen sense of how to hook people on their story to make a name for themselves.

Posted by: josh at 09/12/06 10:14 PM  | Reply
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She's about a million times more interesting as "Bree" than who she is in reality, based on her Myspace.

Posted by: dude at 09/12/06 10:44 PM  | Reply
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if theyd been just a pinch more subtle they couldve had the war of the worlds (as in hg wells) of the 21st century

Posted by: COOLDUDER at 09/13/06 1:46 AM  | Reply
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Uh...yeah, she's a lesbian, with all those female friends. Friends who sometimes stick there tongue out in the vicinity of their other friends face, eee! You people have clearly never met an actual lesbian, but do you know any 20 year old girls? You know porn stars aren't *really* into each other in those movies right?
Whatevs, if this pans out into 'BlairWitch Project 3: This Time It's Blogged', I'm totally going.

Posted by: Ladyloo at 09/13/06 11:24 AM  | Reply
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Actually there were pictures of her kissing a dude on the cheek before, I don't know where those pictures went. There were several with the same dude. Plus her myspace says "straight." I'm pretty sure that means "not a lesbian".

Posted by: Stephen at 09/13/06 11:51 AM  | Reply
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99% of real Lesbians look a lot like Pete Rose.

Posted by: leroy Jenkins at 09/13/06 9:44 PM  | Reply
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The biggest humongous non-story since Paris Hilton's album release. Who cares!

Posted by: Memememe at 09/15/06 4:46 PM  | Reply
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I did her

Posted by: meme at 09/19/06 5:01 PM  | Reply
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