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May 31, 2007

Marilyn Manson Never Saw Lindsay's Firecrotch

So, this video of Marilyn talking vajayjay fashion finally clears up whether or not he and Lohan ever got intimate during those hang-out sessions that enraged Dita. But it only adds fuel to the fire(crotch) as to whether Manson is more or less desperate for attention than rehab-bound Lindsay. The way he's gesticulating, doesn't he seem like a goth Cojo?

Yes, Stephen Cojocaru reference. (via TMZ)

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Oh, well this is just priceless!

Did he seriously just deny ever hanging out with Lindsay Lohan and then in the next breath talk about the one time he did hang out with her?

He honestly expects everyone to believe that she was so desperate that she begged a washed up shock rocker to hang out with her? That’s like Hillary Duff inviting Alice Cooper to her birthday party - it just would never happen!

Posted by: Ju Bean at 05/31/07 10:03 AM | Reply
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How old is this guy? What a tool.

Posted by: Eddie O'Keefe at 05/31/07 10:10 AM | Reply
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hey grandpa, hang it up.

Posted by: prostate-ticular at 05/31/07 10:36 AM | Reply
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He looks a little faclimpt here...resembles my middle-aged Jewish auntie from Long Island.

You know, this whole "being the anti-christ" thing...it's a pretty small window. Eventually age catches up with you.

Posted by: KingHater at 05/31/07 10:41 AM | Reply
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whats is this from? with the curtain and all, it looks like MM's doing stand up.

Posted by: sean at 05/31/07 11:12 AM | Reply
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Wow. More pathetic than Courtney Love claiming to have slept with Marilyn Manson... Marilyn Manson claiming he never partied with Lindsay Lohan, but he hung out with her while she picked out clothes to go partying? Haha.

Posted by: d at 05/31/07 12:09 PM | Reply
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lets apply the marilyn manson name aesthetic to today, shall weave?:

britney dahmer
sufjan lohan
paris w bush
osama bin alba
amystin winelake timberhouse

this game sucks without any decent serial killers,,, just like tarentino movies.

Posted by: calebs at 05/31/07 12:24 PM | Reply
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Whew, I smell something foul. Brush your teeth MM.

Posted by: tool at 05/31/07 12:30 PM | Reply
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LOL! Come on Manson admit it! you tapped that firecrotch alright!

Posted by: Whatever at 05/31/07 1:26 PM | Reply
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Thanks for the laugh people! Some of the funniest posts Iv'e read in a long time.

Posted by: Whatever at 05/31/07 1:28 PM | Reply
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MM must really want attention. Can't he hang around with ladies his own age? LL and Evan could be his daughters. Sicko!

Posted by: dummy at 05/31/07 1:52 PM | Reply
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I am now less creeped out by his old goth shtick then by the second chin that kept sneaking forward in that clip.

Posted by: Skatelip at 05/31/07 2:36 PM | Reply
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I don't think LL would beg this old coot to hang out with her. I could picture her saying something like "ew! he's like really old!" Mason should really wash his hair or something.

Posted by: pants on fire at 05/31/07 7:44 PM | Reply
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don't mean to bitch....but that guys face is a fuckin' weird shape. Has he started to melt recently?

Posted by: stephen at 06/01/07 5:18 AM | Reply
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Why would anyone ever beg him to party with them... or whatever???
I think he was being sarcastic, wasn't he?

Posted by: pauly at 06/01/07 6:10 PM | Reply
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Rock on Manson!!!!!!!!!!!! I FUKEN LOVE U!!!!!!! I have a huge crush on that guy. He has an extreme HEART shaped face, dumbass

Posted by: Britt at 06/22/07 1:08 AM | Reply
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Rock on Manson!!!!!!!!!!!! I FUKEN LOVE U!!!!!!! I have a huge crush on that guy. He has an extreme HEART shaped face, dumbass

Posted by: Britt at 06/22/07 1:11 AM | Reply
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he's being sarcastic about it, you idiots.

Posted by: michael at 01/18/08 3:18 AM | Reply
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