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September 21, 2006

Michael Jackson Jumps On Leprechaun Theme Park Bandwagon

MSNBC says Jacko has been spending time in Ireland. He's looking to move there and open leprechaun-inspired theme park.

“Michael is deadly serious about this idea,” a source told Ireland’s Daily Mirror. “He loves the whole idea of leprechauns and the magic and myths of Ireland. It would cost around 500 million Euros [about $635 million] to do. He’s always wanted to open his own theme park and he thinks Ireland is the perfect place and it will all be built around the leprechaun theme.”
You gotta hand it to him: Ireland is totally the perfect place for a leprechaun theme park.

Or Mobile, Alabama.

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5 Comments

Isn't anyone going to say something about LonelyGirl15 being a fake?

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_27268435.shtml

Posted by: Taylor at 09/21/06 11:23 AM  | Reply
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Ha, Michael Jackson = "Could be a crackhead who got hold of da wrong stuff!"

Posted by: Jon at 09/21/06 11:28 AM  | Reply
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The remix is the best reason to have watched the report:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxqE5Z0C4Jg&search=alabama%20leprachauns

Posted by: Darrin at 09/21/06 11:52 AM  | Reply
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Hahaha, oh god. Thank you for posting the 'remix' Darrin.

I was waiting to discover this was some kind of Daily Show-esque report...but to discover a news station actually ran this. Wow. I swear the guy that wants to use a backhoe is Lil John.

Posted by: Sean at 09/21/06 12:07 PM  | Reply
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Hey, you know what's even better than a Leprechaun is Jesus. He's like...6 Leprechauns.

Posted by: johnny reb at 09/21/06 2:17 PM  | Reply
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