New Jessica Simpson Video - "A Public Affair"

Is it wrong to like that song? I'm sorry. Eva Longoria is the hottest of the bunch and Andy Dick is awesome, leave him alone.

Posted by: Karl at 07/19/06 5:32 PM  | Reply
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It is wrong.

Posted by: Jared at 07/19/06 5:39 PM  | Reply
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Awww...Christina Applegate? That's nice that Jessica Simpson is hanging out with her grandmother.

Posted by: Jen at 07/19/06 5:51 PM  | Reply
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yea whats up with that? how does christina applegate fit in the bunch? is she "young and hip" like the rest of them?

Posted by: jon at 07/19/06 5:53 PM  | Reply
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Well, regardless, I still like Christina Applegate a whole lot more than I do Jessica Simpson. To be fair, I like most trolls more than I do Jessica Simpson, but nevertheless...

Posted by: Nicki at 07/19/06 6:04 PM  | Reply
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i'm excited to get my customized song by her for just 1.99!!!!

Posted by: penis at 07/19/06 6:06 PM  | Reply
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I wish I was dead right now. Please give me those three minutes back. Please.

Posted by: harry at 07/19/06 6:17 PM  | Reply
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Wow, you're right to even mention the "Holiday" song. Madonna should be giving her a call about some financial payback. Utter rip.

Posted by: Alex at 07/19/06 6:30 PM  | Reply
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andy dick playing "straight". god bless that man and his craft!

Posted by: cat dirt at 07/19/06 6:49 PM  | Reply
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Was the Holiday thing intentional?

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Posted by: ultra8201 at 07/19/06 6:49 PM  | Reply
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The beginning is IDENTICAL to "Holiday's." Check out the mashup here: http://1morehit.com/holidayaffair

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Posted by: investigativesponge at 07/19/06 6:52 PM  | Reply
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i want to be so famous i can burn jessica simpson alive and not face repercussions!

Posted by: Will at 07/19/06 6:56 PM  | Reply
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That video sucks as bad as the song, it seemed to go on for hours. Jessica sounds like crap there and the lyrics are just stupid.

Posted by: That sucked hard at 07/19/06 7:00 PM  | Reply
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I have a fucking headache now. I would like to stomp on Jessica and Asslee, or Assica Simpson's fugly heads.

Posted by: Stop them at 07/19/06 7:16 PM  | Reply
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• Um, who...? - Next...
• Um, like, YES!
• Do you think she eats at all!?
• Gee, let's all hope so...
• For the next 10 minutes perhaps...

Posted by: Kid72 at 07/19/06 7:54 PM  | Reply
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Wow, eighties roller disco. How creative.

"I wanna be so famous I have to have my babies in AFRICA!"

Posted by: a is for applebits at 07/19/06 8:12 PM  | Reply
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As always, the comments are the most entertaining part of the post.

And please, please, please, has it been said enough times yet, please drop the My Fair Brady ads. Yuck. I am officially boycotting VH1 until the end of time, not that I would ever be caught dead watching VH1 to begin with.

Posted by: GG at 07/19/06 8:37 PM  | Reply
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I think this video is awsome, and jessica looks fantastic. Love, love this song, and Jessica is gorgeous. Eat your heart out Nick!

Posted by: harriet friedman at 07/19/06 8:54 PM  | Reply
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a. It is wrong to like that song.
b. I didn't even know Eva Langorea was alive!!!
c. ...and you're all complaining about the Chili Peppers "ripping off" Tom Petty... especially after hearing this song.
d. I thought ProActiv was the "new Cristal".

Posted by: OverIt Guy at 07/19/06 9:15 PM  | Reply
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"I want to be the most obnoxious and condescending person in the world" is what they're all thinking. Too bad they weren't acting.

But hey cmon, Christina Applegate still isn't bad - she will always be that sweet little girl in Married with Children.

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Posted by: Music Times at 07/19/06 9:40 PM  | Reply
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That video was a unique example of the suckiness of the whole being even more sucky than the sum of the sucky parts.

Posted by: ?? at 07/19/06 10:09 PM  | Reply
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I think I suck a little more for having watched it.

Over It Guy is right, ProActiv is new Kristal.

Posted by: Laura at 07/19/06 10:36 PM  | Reply
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so if andy dick is still alive, he should be contributing more links to this story soon:
http://burl.fergcorp.com/ablogsoup.blogspot/a3b57

Posted by: malatron at 07/19/06 11:56 PM  | Reply
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Andy Dick is killa, don't hate. And was that Seacrest as the limo driver? Eva Longoria has never been much more than a tiny flash in the pan anyway. Anyone else think it's kinda funny that she clearly had to put Ashanti in her video for some "color"? For as stupid as the video is overall, I've got to give it to the ladies for doing completely retarded things in the cutaway fanasy sequences.

Posted by: J at 07/20/06 3:22 AM  | Reply
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Pretty sure thats Christina Milan not Ashanti.

Posted by: Ethan at 07/20/06 5:00 AM  | Reply
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my speakers are busted, but just watching that video made me want to cry.

Posted by: lyndsey at 07/23/06 1:14 AM  | Reply
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5B7GUjlY-5Q

Posted by: Timmm at 07/23/06 8:11 PM  | Reply
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Olivia Newton John > Jessica Simphole

Posted by: Assica at 07/24/06 3:12 AM  | Reply
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hahahaha

Posted by: disasterhead at 07/24/06 3:21 AM  | Reply
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Who's the cute guy she leaves with? The one in the white shirt...

Posted by: Joel at 07/25/06 1:54 PM  | Reply
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The guy in the white shirt is Asslee.

Posted by: Assica at 07/26/06 7:52 PM  | Reply
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Something's wrong with Madonna's voice. She sounds like a functionally-retarded bimbo redneck.

Posted by: Evan at 07/27/06 6:02 AM  | Reply
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Were they joking??? Seriously, was that some kind of video joke or metaphor that I'm too stupid to understand? You know about the whole "I wanna be so famous that. . ." or "God, you guys, could we be any more famous?!?!?!?" lines? Because if they weren't, can you say EGOTISTICAL? And if they weren't. . .they should make it more obvious, because I wouldn't be surprised if they DID want to be "more famous than the internet" (so corny). You know? It's not that farfetched of a thing to imagine from them.

And why the fuck is that ugly old woman from "Anchorman" there? She's not even famous! Neither is Christina Milian. The only two who are "superstars" in that video are Jessica and Eva (and they both suck ass).

And am I the only one who had to look up the lyrics to know what the hell Jessica was saying? Because all I can understand is "Cuz the party won't stop!"

Posted by: natasha at 07/31/06 5:54 PM  | Reply
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Natasha, you would recognize that line. anyway Christina Applegate is very famous you idiot.

Posted by: mar at 08/03/06 6:19 AM  | Reply
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I want christina milans email address

Posted by: precious neequaye at 09/10/06 11:07 AM  | Reply
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What does he say the driver at the end?

Posted by: Nikolai at 09/21/06 11:50 PM  | Reply
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will sum1 plzzz tel us who the fit man is!!!???? omggg we really need 2 noo! hes soooo sexyyy x

Posted by: Sam Stace N Jema at 02/17/07 8:27 PM  | Reply
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i love the vid an Jess looks great, who eva slagin her off, its coz ur jealous!!! bring it on Jessica, u rock x x

Posted by: Harriet at 04/29/07 4:23 PM  | Reply
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its a friggen film clip they can do what the hell they want.
get the hell over it u pathetic people

Posted by: argh at 07/02/07 2:45 AM  | Reply
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Are you guys kidding me??!!! Jessica Simpson is definitely the most gorgeous out of all of those women!!! The song isn't bad, it just kind of got overplayed!!! Overall Jessica is the BEST....everyone just needs to leave her alone!!! :)

Posted by: Gracie Lou at 04/21/08 9:39 PM  | Reply
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