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May 21, 2009

Old Folks Review Dan Deacon, Bon Iver

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On a whim I checked in with Breakfast At Sulimay's, the amusing Web video series in which three elderly music fans review indie and hip-hop singles over coffee at a Philadelphia diner. Turns out another episode was uploaded just yesterday. Remember when Ann, Joe, and Bill panned Animal Collective and it was adorable? You're gonna love these latest segments which include cranky critiques of Dan Deacon's "Snookered," Bat For Lashes' "Glass," and Bon "Eye-vur"'s "Blood Bank." One actually gets a good review. Guess which one!

Dan Deacon & Doves

Eminem & Bat For Lashes

Common & Bon Iver

Here ya go, gramps:

Bon Iver - "Blood Bank" (MP3)

Dirty Projectors next, please.

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Watch the condescending language.

Posted by: Liz at 05/21/09 10:23 AM  | Reply
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I love Breakfast At Sulimay's... except for that annoying bitch. The two guys are great though... they're usually right on the money.

Posted by: dave at 05/21/09 10:37 AM  | Reply
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lissen, old peepul frum philly don't wanna hear dis shit, ay'd say "go over dere to jersey if you wanna hear dis music, leave us alone" and den throw dis shit inna wooder. i know dis cuz my parents are frum philly and dey say dis shit to me evry day

Posted by: the musicologist profile link at 05/21/09 10:44 AM  | Reply
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do dey speak wike a fwuckin retawd too?

Posted by: dave  in reply to the musicologist's comment at 05/21/09 10:52 AM  | Reply
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unfortunately, they do

Posted by: pauly profile link  in reply to dave's comment at 05/21/09 2:53 PM  | Reply
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yo dave, go fuck yiz self

Posted by: the musicologist profile link  in reply to dave's comment at 05/21/09 10:32 PM  | Reply
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I swear yankees love to hear themselves talk

Posted by: Shawn Bradley  in reply to the musicologist's comment at 05/21/09 11:27 PM  | Reply
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You don't know romance, Joe!

Posted by: TC at 05/21/09 11:06 AM  | Reply
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It's pretty awesome that Joe's complaint was that they focused too much on the drums/percussion in "Blood Bank" -- a song with no drums or percussion.

Posted by: alex at 05/21/09 11:19 AM  | Reply
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yea he was right on the money with that one.

Posted by: .Nick profile link  in reply to alex's comment at 05/21/09 12:25 PM  | Reply
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"It's not Rascal Flatts, but it's pretty good!"

Best line.

Posted by: Eric at 05/21/09 11:24 AM  | Reply
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I like the " 'cause I'm a saaad person" comment

Posted by: Chris N  in reply to Eric's comment at 05/23/09 2:05 PM  | Reply
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it's Doves, lady. Doves.

Posted by: grace6697 profile link at 05/21/09 11:27 AM  | Reply
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Oh be nice :) I'm sure plenty of people "our" age make the same mistake, just like people did when referring to Cocteau Twins as The Cocteau Twins or Ramones as The Ramones - but if perfection precedes us, so be it :)

Posted by: Hit the Switch profile link  in reply to grace6697's comment at 05/21/09 12:40 PM  | Reply
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Ta Ta For Now...

Posted by: Terry's Chocolate Orange at 05/21/09 12:00 PM  | Reply
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"I Like it, cause I'm a sad person."

Posted by: Purplerap profile link at 05/21/09 12:01 PM  | Reply
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Watching old people listen to sad music is depressing.

"Generic American Idol." what?

Posted by: Purplerap profile link at 05/21/09 12:03 PM  | Reply
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"i like it, cause i'm a sad person"

Posted by: drinks at this guy's house at 05/21/09 12:04 PM  | Reply
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Well, they're right about one thing. Doves are a country and western band... from Wilmslow, England.

Posted by: simonsays at 05/21/09 12:16 PM  | Reply
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Thank you for doing this. Love it.

Posted by: jd at 05/21/09 1:18 PM  | Reply
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Not to discount your opinion or anything, but there is a steady floor tom in the background and some faint cymbal sweeping. 'Blood Bank' is actually pretty driven by that steady rhythm.

But Joe should probably go back to 1943; he'd be much happier and less jaded.

Posted by: Brett at 05/21/09 1:26 PM  | Reply
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this whole concept makes me uncomfortable...

Posted by: RT at 05/21/09 2:22 PM  | Reply
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The best is definitely Joe comparing Eminem to Gilbert & Sullivan

Posted by: M at 05/21/09 2:37 PM  | Reply
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love these videos. keep em coming, gents.

Posted by: fedfedfe at 05/21/09 2:52 PM  | Reply
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I could watch Joe's face as he listens to music for hours.

Posted by: Katie Camosy at 05/21/09 3:04 PM  | Reply
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A dot orger on stereogum!

Posted by: Hit the Switch profile link  in reply to Katie Camosy's comment at 05/21/09 3:13 PM  | Reply
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i think that Joe usually has some very insightful comments on the music. my favorite thing about this, though, is how concentrated Bill and Joe are when they listen to the music. I think this is outstanding, they should do deerhunter next.

Posted by: hulkatron profile link at 05/21/09 3:13 PM  | Reply
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Haha oh dear the world will never be the same...

Posted by: Katie Camosy at 05/21/09 3:24 PM  | Reply
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we do breakfast at sulimays here at woodshopfilms.com
check out more of our shit at scrapple.tv
you will love smut cave ..... trippin balls , dead today our obituary show
thanks for the great comments joe rocks !

Posted by: brodzik at 05/21/09 3:43 PM  | Reply
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Bill should be on more shows; or perhaps just one show, about him shutting down Ann over and over. I'd watch that.

Posted by: Tom Foolery profile link at 05/21/09 3:59 PM  | Reply
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I remember watching them do a thermals song a long long time ago, they didn't like it much haha. That woman is so disturbing.

Posted by: King of Carrot Flowers profile link at 05/21/09 5:31 PM  | Reply
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I like how Joe compares Eminem and Dre to Gilbert and Sullivan. I always thought that "Encore" was just like "The Mikado."

Posted by: dude profile link at 05/21/09 5:33 PM  | Reply
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I love this series. Joe is always insightful but usually Ann and Bill don't really give much a chance, specially Bill.

They should do a video where Joe explains what IS his cup of tea.

Posted by: Marc at 05/21/09 6:15 PM  | Reply
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"you have to control yourself anne"

Posted by: paul at 05/21/09 7:08 PM  | Reply
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Joe is my favorite. He honestly says what's on his mind and is not afraid to express his reasons for liking or disliking a song.

It takes balls to be that old and be open-minded about current music.

Posted by: SubSickAlien profile link at 05/21/09 8:44 PM  | Reply
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Ann is infuriating.

Posted by: j at 05/21/09 10:50 PM  | Reply
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I am glad Ann is not my grandmother.

Posted by: tastystuff1 profile link at 05/21/09 11:30 PM  | Reply
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"It's not Rascal Flats, but it's pretty good"

Posted by: smooshfacedcat profile link at 05/22/09 1:33 AM  | Reply
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Bill suffers from the most intense existential meltdown two minutes into Dan Deacon. It must be hell inside that mind.

Posted by: tactfulcactus profile link at 05/22/09 4:05 PM  | Reply
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Ann's face from 3:06-3:08 is the best in the bon iver video. Thats probably what alot of people do when they hear him for the first time.

Posted by: John at 05/22/09 10:47 PM  | Reply
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The lady's face at the beginning of Universal Mind Control (1:01) is priceless.

DIDDY DIDDY BANG BANG!

Posted by: jmpang profile link at 05/23/09 11:59 PM  | Reply
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I love how Ann flip-flops on Bon Iver, first saying how great it is, and 15 seconds later, calling it "generic American Idol".

If you haven't watched the other episodes yet, for sure see their takes on Beirut/Sepultura and Young Jeezy/Animal Collective.

Posted by: klikger profile link at 05/25/09 11:03 AM  | Reply
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"ta ta for now" i lol'd

Posted by: A Fant TND profile link at 05/26/09 11:01 AM  | Reply
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joe knows.

Posted by: discostrangler profile link at 05/26/09 11:47 AM  | Reply
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"No doubt he plays the Moog...or one of those instruments."

Posted by: tony at 05/26/09 1:12 PM  | Reply
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Cancel my subscription to Pitchfork!

Posted by: oceanRain at 05/26/09 1:16 PM  | Reply
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hank, merle, and doves. not in that order.

Posted by: drew profile link at 05/26/09 1:36 PM  | Reply
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I guess now we know what Paula Abdul will be like in 20 years.

Posted by: yomomma at 05/26/09 1:54 PM  | Reply
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hahahahahahaha, no, the best part is Ann calling the Eminem song "cute" and a "sing-along." Really? You want to sing with Eminem? Did you ACTUALLY hear the lyrics? Doubtful. Ann goes on to say "I liked all of the words in it" and she could understand this kind of rap. Of course you can..... But wait! It won't catch on because it had some "cute names like Sarah Palin in it." Haha, you're right of course Ann. Never mind Eminem is a world-renown rapper or anything.

Posted by: Someone Great at 05/26/09 3:21 PM  | Reply
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does ann ever shut up and stop talking during the songs? no wonder she hardly ever likes anything, she's talking the whole time!

Posted by: go away at 05/26/09 4:17 PM  | Reply
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That old guy Joe does not like tea.

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