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March 5, 2009

Poor, Old Michael Jackson Announces Comeback

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We showed you a photo of a very thin King of Pop in his pajama-bottom-suit-jacket combo not too long ago, but Michael Jackson's coming out of retirement, or whatever that was, to play a series of shows in London. So, no, you won't get a Jackson 5 reunion, but over ten days, you will get 10 (maybe more) shows at London's O2 arena. The residency is scheduled to begin July 8th. It'll be interesting (and, perhaps, depressing) to see if he can make it through the whole thing. I'm not being mean, the guy is supposedly suffering from some sort of flesh eating disease, usually makes his way around town in a wheelchair and the aforementioned comfort clothes, and hasn't had a real "hit" in years. He reportedly passed a 50-point health test to make sure he was fit to play, so here's hoping his nose doesn't fall off again. If so, no worries: Jackson announced that these would be his last ever London shows. Reportedly thousands of fans showed up at the O2 to hear Jackson's press conference about the shows today. It started 90 minutes late, it actually did happen, and Rolling Stone has some words straight from the man's mouth:

"This is it. I just want to say these will be my final show performances in London. This is it, when I say this is it, this is it ... I'll be performing the songs my fans want to hear -- this is it. This is really it. This is the final curtain call. I'll see you in July."

RS notes, the series has also been titled "This Is It," i.e. nice product placement, MJ. More:

Before the King of Pop finally took the stage, a montage of clips playing Jackson's greatest hits, video highlights and fans crying played over the big screen as the crowd chanted "Michael!" Jackson finally emerged wearing a jet-black bombastic military outfit and stepped up to the podium as the crowd went crazy.

The plan to bring Jackson to the O2 has reportedly been in the works for two years. AEG Live, who also organize the Lollapalooza festival, will coordinate the event. Tickets go on sale next Wednesday, March 13th. Fans can register for the chance to buy tickets on MichaelJacksonLive.com; the ticket sale will be similar to the Led Zeppelin reunion one, where registering results in a unique password that gives the user the chance to buy up to four tickets.

Who knows where MJ's health was two years ago when they started planning this, but we're in 2009 and the man's hit 50 and RS also reports:

Given the rumored decline of Jackson's health, British bookmakers -- who apparently take bets on everything -- are already giving odds that Jackson doesn't perform at all, or at least doesn't complete the run of 10 shows.

As hinted toward the beginning of the post, if the first 10 shows go well, the run might be increased to up to 25. But even the riskiest bookmakers isn't likely to bet on that.

[Photo by Tim Whitby/GETTY]

UPDATE: Video.

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Shamon!!

Posted by: Robot Jones profile link at 03/05/09 1:54 PM  | Reply
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: / ... news must be hard up today.

Posted by: Preston profile link at 03/05/09 2:15 PM  | Reply
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Speaking of big concert announcements. U2 is annoucing their big summer/ fall stadium tour on Monday. I am hearing a lot of rumors that they will announce that they are goign to play (in some capacity) at Coachella.

Does anyone have any info????

Posted by: Dudeman at 03/05/09 3:13 PM  | Reply
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I lost interest halfway through this and didn't read the whole thing. Who is he feuding with?

Posted by: Rob at 03/05/09 3:14 PM  | Reply
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hahahahahaahhahaha
same as me!!!

Posted by: nadsat profile link  in reply to Rob's comment at 03/05/09 3:18 PM  | Reply
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He's in a constant feud with his face. Does that count?

Posted by: Robot Jones profile link  in reply to Rob's comment at 03/05/09 5:46 PM  | Reply
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I lost interest halfway through this and didn't read the whole thing. Who is he feuding with?

Posted by: Rob at 03/05/09 3:15 PM  | Reply
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anyone see the wrestler? this is his last ram jam.

Posted by: jeff at 03/05/09 3:19 PM  | Reply
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so is this it?

Posted by: woot at 03/05/09 3:22 PM  | Reply
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MUSIC SUCKS!!!!

Posted by: the Pope at 03/05/09 3:42 PM  | Reply
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I hate to namedrop the same person twice in one day, but Tom Waits' 'Glitter and Doom' tour announcement press conference was way more stylish and didn't have me pretending that it was an impersonator hiding behind those thick black sunglasses, knowing that I'm as done with Michael Jackson as I am with the Win Butler/Wayne Coyne Feud.

Posted by: Matthew profile link at 03/05/09 3:54 PM  | Reply
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the real question here is, "Will MJ's concerts be enough to save GM from bankruptcy?"
the answer: unlikely

Posted by: Brains profile link at 03/05/09 5:02 PM  | Reply
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Do Not Want!

Posted by: Deezey profile link at 03/05/09 5:45 PM  | Reply
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my eyes kept reading MJ as MMJ.

Posted by: grace6697 profile link at 03/05/09 6:02 PM  | Reply
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ohhhhh poor MJ. I used to know all of his video's choreographs when I was a kid. *sigh* Those were the days. Remember the Weird Al' I'm Bad video?! Hilarious.

Posted by: d33r profile link at 03/05/09 7:32 PM  | Reply
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Actually...MJ did 'Bad', Weird Al did 'Fat'.

Posted by: Elvis vs. Shark profile link  in reply to d33r's comment at 03/06/09 1:23 AM  | Reply
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he can touch 2 billion kids but i'll still jam to 'get on the floor' anyday.

Posted by: theniall profile link at 03/06/09 10:20 AM  | Reply
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At first glance, I thought "Why the hell is Jack White holding a press conference".

Posted by: Jack at 03/06/09 12:07 PM  | Reply
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I'd like to see "The Wrestler." I work with an autistic girl. She's 24 and is going a little NUTS right now. Maybe I'll take her to see it. If she starts hitting people, we'll know it's the media she's watching that's inteferring with her behavior. I think she would feel better if she didn't have these outbursts. I'd like to see her on an antipyschotic, like Abilify. That would take the edge off.

Posted by: Pat at 03/06/09 4:29 PM  | Reply
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Wait, what?

Posted by: disgruntled hipster no. 416  in reply to Pat's comment at 03/07/09 4:11 AM  | Reply
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The Undisputed KING OF POP is BACK! Michael Jackosn is the Greatest!! The MOST AWARDED ENTERTAINER OF ALL-TIME! I'VE BEIN WAITING FOR THIS!

Posted by: Michael Jackson's No.1 Fan at 04/19/09 6:48 AM  | Reply
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Given the sad news last week, this news story is very sad and upsetting to read. Rest in Peace, Michael. You were and ARE loved.

Posted by: V at 06/30/09 8:47 PM  | Reply
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