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November 14, 2007

Spank Rock: "I Would Kick Jared Leto's Ass"

We've had our differences with 30 Seconds To Mars' Jared Leto, so we were intrigued when we heard about this video of Spank Rock/Bangers & Cash's Naeem talking shit about the King of Douche to Blender. Actually, we can't help but feel responsible for the hubbub: "One of the blogs today said we got into fisticuffs with Jared Leto." Not exactly, but thanks for reading! Thinking what we're all thinking, he adds, "Of course, I would kick Jared Leto's ass." Yeah, guyliner is usually a bad sign in the fightin' department. As is massive weight loss. Outside of Leto, we find out Spank man loves Rihanna (who doesn't) and can pull off a fairly true-to-cartoon Dick Dastardly impression. He also talks about all the pu$$y who escorted him to the Woodies.

Actually, we have heard Leto rap. Maybe he and Spank Rock should collaborate?

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I would like to see that fight. Also I would like to buy Spank Rock a drink.

Posted by: Jared at 11/14/07 11:46 AM  | Reply
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i would like spank rock to go away for a couple months

Posted by: nick at 11/14/07 1:31 PM  | Reply
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Spank Rock once bought me a drink. Jared Leto has not.

Posted by: West at 11/14/07 1:54 PM  | Reply
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speaking of leto and sg..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua25j9N9H5Y#GU5U2spHI_4

Posted by: louis at 11/14/07 8:22 PM  | Reply
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can we look forward to a leto/el-p enemy-of-my-enemy teamup?

http://www.ifilm.com/profile/SnackBoard/video/2912478

Posted by: jim at 11/15/07 12:27 AM  | Reply
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you people are soooo jealous of Jared Leto!!!!! eat your heart out hehehe

Posted by: v at 11/23/07 2:11 AM  | Reply
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spank rock is sick! check out them kicking ass at the mtv woodies!

http://www.mtvu.com/video/?id=1574348

Posted by: kate at 11/26/07 3:38 PM  | Reply
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spank rock is sick. Check them kicking ass at the mtv woodies

http://www.mtvu.com/video/?id=1574352

Posted by: Jay at 11/26/07 3:40 PM  | Reply
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spank rock is a pussy

Posted by: dr. peabody at 12/09/07 11:34 PM  | Reply
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