The Stars Come Out To Celebrate Jimmy Kimmel Fucking Ben Affleck
As we all know, the best way to get even with a cheating girlfriend is to go out and sleep with a guy. But an even better way to get even with a cheating girlfriend is to sleep with a famous guy, even if said guy hasn't done anything redeemding since delivering a charming award acceptance speech over 10 years ago. This is all just conventional wisdom. So after the Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon viral sensation (and also, heavily played and shared video), it only makes sense for Jimmy Kimmel to enjoy the ultimate revenge fuck, with the "We Are The World" styled choral help of a rather extraordinary tag set. (For the record: Jimmy's the one who's fucking Ben Affleck like they're in prison.)
Posted at 9:32 AM in Video
Tags: Brad Pitt | Cameron Diaz | Dominic Monaghan | Don Cheadle | Good Charlotte | Harrison Ford | Huey Lewis | Jimmy Kimmel | Joan Jett | Josh Groban | Lance Bass | Macy Gray | Matt Damon | McLovin | Meat Loaf | Perry Farrell | Pete Wentz | Robin Williams | Sarah Silverman
At first I was like, 'More of this shit?'
Then Huey Lewis showed up & I lost it. I think Jimmy one-upped Sarah.
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I think Jimmy Kimmel is waaaay underrated. its shit like this that has pushed him ahead of all the other late night folks in my mind.
Plus, unnecessary censorship never gets old.
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i can't believe i paused the mars volta to hear this shit -->
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I can't believe you listened to Mars Volta
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Women are from Thea, Goons are from Mars Volta.
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Haaaa Got your ass
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Perry Farrel, Huey Lewis AND Harrison Ford?
Well done, Kimmel, well done. Now someone just has to release an MP3 of the tunes sans all the blleps.
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Jimmy PWN3D Sarah... plain and simple.
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that was brutal.
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Sarah's was much better
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That was awful. Sarah Silverman's was more original and Jimmy's was completely overdone with the huge amount of celebrities.
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Sarah's is the better mp3, but Jimmy totally blew her away with the video. Brilliant stuff, and I'm impressed by the caliber of celebrities that he got involved. Great stuff. Now, is there an uncensored video without the annoying bleeps?
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Affleck haters need to update to their repertoire to account for the fact that Gone Baby Gone was pretty good. I know, I was surprised too.
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I don't like anything that involves Fall Out Boy and/or Good Charlotte. It was a clusterfuck of celebrities, but other than that I don't see what's funny about it.
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it's true, Gone Baby Gone was actually a very good movie.
And Jimmy completely buttfucked the shit out of Sarah on this one. Most of the celebrities weren't even necessary, because Kimmel had the ultimate ringer. Two words: MEAT LOAF.
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Dude, Don Cheadle can wail!
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brilliant, truly brilliant!
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I saw Meatloaf in it too....at 5:10...ha!
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How long until Don Cheadle gets a deal to do an album of Waits covers?
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what a beautiful tribute to the late, great Norman Mailer.
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I think that the uberclean Jish Groban part was priceless...."That was pretty fucking good...." at the end of the video was the shit! lol
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unbelievably brutal and hilarious.
i forgot what it was like for jimmy to do something this funny
kudos
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hey, Josh Groban is ACTUALLY purty darn listenable when 3/4ths of what he's singing is bleeped out! ah, fucking Ben Affleck has never sounded more beautiful.
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Quote: i can't believe i paused the mars volta to hear this shit -->
Posted by: spinundrum at February 25, 2008 11:18 AM
What is Mars Volta?
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jimmy killed sarah video with funny theme and with the sheer amount of celebs. but sarah song was better without the video
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