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This Is Fred Durst In 2008

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Generally I'd say it's perfectly great for friends not to care about what Fred Durst is up to, but after Matt sent me the link to this Tom Green interview, I found myself forwarding it on and begging others to just stick with it because seriously it's worth it, and I ask you to do the same because:

  1. OMG his hair
  2. Why is he talking like Sling Blade?
  3. He offers the secret of Limp Bizket's success (red Yankees hat obvs)
  4. Somewhere along the way it all shifts from pathetic to sorta endearing to just mesmerizing because
  5. he seriously might have some holes in his brain and
  6. OMG his hair

Watch at tomgreen.com.

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this is unquestionably the lamest thing i've ever seen

Posted by: dano at 07/07/08 5:17 PM | Reply
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This can't be him. For serious?

All those years wishing he'd die, and now I'm much happier he ended up this way.

Posted by: Skip at 07/07/08 5:21 PM | Reply
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I'm gonna say more Larry the Cable Guy than Sling Blade, but damn that is bizarre.

Posted by: Stephen B at 07/07/08 5:21 PM | Reply
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While I am saddened to find myself in the unenviable position to have to defend Fred Durst... he's joking. It's a "character." He was dancing to "I Melt With You" in the streets just last year. This is what he does now. (And directs movies apparently)

Posted by: zik at 07/07/08 5:21 PM | Reply
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"I pack a chainsaw! I'll skin your ass raw! And if my day keeps going this way I just might BREAK YOUR FUCKIN' FACE TONIGHT!"

How the mighty have fallen.

Posted by: kidacomputerok at 07/07/08 5:23 PM | Reply
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Where can I get someone to give me that haircut? Do they do that at Astor Place?

Posted by: Super Douche at 07/07/08 5:28 PM | Reply
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Yea, it was a joke for the show.

Posted by: Alex at 07/07/08 5:34 PM | Reply
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"We're musicians at heart"

This is great!

So many great quotes!

Posted by: uwmryan at 07/07/08 5:41 PM | Reply
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Wouldn't be surprised if this turns out to be a joke. Hope it isn't. Durst sounds like he just came from a hoedown.

Posted by: Kasper at 07/07/08 5:45 PM | Reply
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i almost bought into it until he showed the Albert Einstein tattoo a second time. and the part about drinking yoohoo.

Posted by: kate at 07/07/08 5:46 PM | Reply
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Scott

I assume this was a joke, because I've heard him speak before. But it is still worth watching. Because you love Love Bizkit.

Posted by: Scott profile link at 07/07/08 5:47 PM | Reply
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That's not Fred Durst, it's Philip Seymour Hoffman

Posted by: Pablo at 07/07/08 6:10 PM | Reply
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I guess I could feel dumb for having been had by this ruse, or delight in the fact that I don't know Fred Durst's personality well enough to know when he's using a fake one. I choose the latter.

Posted by: Stephen B at 07/07/08 6:18 PM | Reply
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That was equal parts "boring" and "who cares?"

Posted by: DJ Max Power at 07/07/08 6:27 PM | Reply
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After actually watching the clip (and not just looking at the picture), I have to say that this is a good move for him. And he reminds me of Billy Bob's character from "U-Turn" and not "Sling Blade."

Posted by: kidacomputerok at 07/07/08 6:41 PM | Reply
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CaptAbernathy

"Shit, I manifested my own damn destiny..."

Posted by: CaptAbernathy profile link at 07/07/08 6:42 PM | Reply
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yeah, this has to be some kind of stupid joke...

Posted by: Evan at 07/07/08 6:50 PM | Reply
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almost too much irrelevancy to handle.

Posted by: will at 07/07/08 6:56 PM | Reply
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Wow, who paid Stereogum more to link to this? Tom Green or Fred Durst? Great quality guys. Remind to take a $hit and pay you to act like it must be seen. Now bring us the good music like you used to!

Posted by: Stereogumisdumb at 07/07/08 6:57 PM | Reply
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Bradford, is that you?!

Posted by: kidacomputerok in reply to Stereogumisdumb's comment at 07/07/08 7:15 PM | Reply
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he did the show "in character for a movie he's working on." turds.

Posted by: ... at 07/07/08 7:18 PM | Reply
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This is just hilarious...the next Axl Rose...

Posted by: GB at 07/07/08 7:18 PM | Reply
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mmmikey

It breaks my heart to hear that Fred Durst got beat up by all the "Titesterone guys" and "treated like shnit."

Whether it's a joke or not, it's an awesome little window into what has become of the MTV of yesteryear. Soulsucking monstrosity that it is. Both of those fellas are just dead behind the eyes now.

Posted by: mmmikey profile link at 07/07/08 8:05 PM | Reply
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Ted Nugent?

Posted by: fairherald at 07/07/08 8:14 PM | Reply
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Comehomenow

This was a put-on. I mean, if it's not.....

Posted by: Comehomenow profile link at 07/07/08 8:40 PM | Reply
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its called a bit.

Posted by: f fred d at 07/07/08 9:19 PM | Reply
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I like that the link took me to a real music blog.

Posted by: Jack at 07/07/08 9:46 PM | Reply
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ElliotP

This has got to be some kind of sick joke.... hahahahha. hot damn dude is jacked up.

Posted by: ElliotP profile link at 07/07/08 10:08 PM | Reply
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This is what Wes Borland's stage make-up has evolved into.

Posted by: Warren at 07/07/08 10:27 PM | Reply
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He is acting as his character in the movie 'Play Dead'.. there are photos on imdb

Posted by: AA at 07/07/08 11:03 PM | Reply
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Tom Cruise? Is that you?

Posted by: migue at 07/07/08 11:09 PM | Reply
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What no one seems to want to acknowledge is how excruciatingly normal Tom Green comes off in this clip next to the grizzled hick that is Durst--ploy or no ploy. Sure Green has maybe completely fallen off my radar for the past, oh, ten years, but is it me or did he used to be known for being batshit crazy?

I mean, on a sliding scale of 1 to Tom Hanks, I can't believe Durst is good enough an actor to be that thoroughly lame for like 15 straight minutes without much of it coming naturally. Maybe the accent and tattoo bit were put on, but he sounded kind of sincere at certain parts, namely the ones where he displayed tendencies towards attention deficit, acknowledgment of having "sold out" (not that I would ever claim to be a Limp Bizkit purist), and of course illiteracy.

Currently contemplating: Which is lamer, this video, or the fact that I've written the longest comment yet re: this video?

Posted by: KMH at 07/08/08 1:17 AM | Reply
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OK, here's the thing...YES, he sounds like a redneck asshole. YES, he was in a horrible fucking band that maybe you listened to and jumped around to when you were a kid. And YES, he is Fred Durst...who most of us have been trained to hate over the last few years.
BUT...he isn't necessarily fake. I'd be willing to bet that the hair is real, and the voice is real, (possibly a result of a tooth related injury?). Either way, he is fairly coherent, and frankly...honest. I mean, how much can you hate one man, for all these reasons...forever? I'm not saying he deserves to be praised. I'm not saying he deserves to be respected...anymore than any of the rest of us do.
There is obviously an element of a "bit" going on in this interview, but I doubt that it's much more than you would expect. He is fairly candid, and I can respect that. I'm not going to lie...I used to like some Limp Bizkit shit. So the fuck what! There are tons of bands that are bad that we all like for whatever reason, and that's not anything worth investigating. All I'm saying is this: Don't hate Stereogum for making this post! It's interesting, and it's entertaining...and that's their business!
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Posted by: French Theater at 07/08/08 2:51 AM | Reply
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A lot of you are fucking idiots.

Posted by: no kidding at 07/08/08 3:44 AM | Reply
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wow. has he got new teeth that make it hard to talk? maybe some novelty dentures that make you speak like a hill-billy on sleepers?

Posted by: MariaVictoria at 07/08/08 6:38 AM | Reply
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he did it all for the nookie, i think. seriously.

Posted by: kevin at 07/08/08 7:20 AM | Reply
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He's turned into bubbles from Trailor Park Boys...

Posted by: Sam at 07/08/08 8:47 AM | Reply
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Speaking of Bubbles from "Trailer Park Boys", check out the "Pictures" page on www.myspace.com/pistoloperamusic for some AWESOME photos of Bubbles performing live onstage with his favorite band - They're in the "PO IN CANADA" picture folder ...

Posted by: Bubbles-lover in reply to Sam's comment at 07/08/08 9:40 AM | Reply
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Forget Fred Durst, what the hell happened to Tom Green? Why isn't he sucking cow teats and singing about his balls? That's the great stuff I remember. This is just lame. Your living room is a set? Really?

Ugh.

Posted by: Jimmy James at 07/08/08 10:44 AM | Reply
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this is the raddest thing i have ever seen

Posted by: lou dog at 07/08/08 1:10 PM | Reply
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Fred Durst is the next Diablo Cody.

Posted by: Matthew profile link at 07/08/08 2:02 PM | Reply
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This is definitely an act. It's sort of just another stupid gimmick that Durst would try to revamp his career-- act retarded so that the bloggers would talk about it. What's remarkable to me is that this is a character that he's trying to play but i almost buy it because the idiotic blogs from the "real" Durst are exactly what this character would write.

Posted by: wordabop profile link at 07/08/08 3:09 PM | Reply
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Lance

Dude, is this for fucking real? He has to be puttin' on y'all!

Posted by: Lance profile link at 07/08/08 5:07 PM | Reply
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Wow. Fred Durst has become Tom Petty. Or rather, Lucky, from King of the Hill.

Posted by: Thierry at 07/08/08 5:32 PM | Reply
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Lance

Apparently he said it's his "alter ego" on his Myspace blog. Funny.

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=4242694&blogID=409581335

Posted by: Lance profile link at 07/08/08 5:40 PM | Reply
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This has to be a fake. You don't go from hip hop dudebro to this level of redneck in a couple of years. Remember, it's Tom Green. He's made his career out of messing with people. If you look deep beneath the beard, it could be Durst. I'm skeptical...but part of me wants to believe it's true.

Posted by: Liz at 07/08/08 7:17 PM | Reply
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Here's a question for you:
Which has aged worse? Fred Durst or his music?

Posted by: daffyphack at 07/09/08 11:59 AM | Reply
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pwned!!!1

Posted by: nyds at 07/09/08 12:44 PM | Reply
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This is hysterical imo.

Posted by: The Z Man at 07/09/08 1:29 PM | Reply
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'don't you understand, this is korn with a k'

'this success thing, there is no such thing as selling out...'

'we never thought we would sell records or have a record deal'

'absinthe, i accidentally drank some, it was crazy, so that's why my vocals sounded like they did'

'we've got a new album we want to put out, but we've got to finish recording some it first'

'i got an albert einstein tattoo recently, it's insane'

Posted by: sword at 07/09/08 4:24 PM | Reply
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yeah that einstein repeat bit was definitely the highlight. i was bummed to read after the fact that it was all a ruse. oh well.

Posted by: man at 07/09/08 5:04 PM | Reply
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he looks like my 50 year old father. haha.

Posted by: tc at 07/10/08 12:51 AM | Reply
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Submitted to Stumble

Posted by: JJ at 07/10/08 1:12 PM | Reply
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I'm absolutely dumbstruck that there's even the slightest bit of debate as to whether or not he's in character. The world has degraded into a sludge puddle of dumb. Fred Durst looks like a fucking Rhodes Scholar compared to some of the single-celled organisms on this board.

Posted by: An-D at 07/10/08 2:09 PM | Reply
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wait wait wait....some of you watched this whole thing? gah.

Posted by: Barnaby Wylde profile link at 07/10/08 9:57 PM | Reply
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Whoa! dude finally lived up to his calling; to be a total loser before society forgets him

Posted by: Musician 9 at 07/11/08 1:15 AM | Reply
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Fred Durst is silly

Posted by: Gears of Rock at 07/11/08 8:15 AM | Reply
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It's funny because fred durst is more likeable in this character than his natural one.

Posted by: dannygutters at 07/11/08 11:30 AM | Reply
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The tattoo part is F'ing amazing... but was it an act?

http://thisjusthappened.wordpress.com/2008/07/08/fred-durst-a-counterfeit-dont-act-like-you-dont-get-it/

Posted by: Sudsy at 07/11/08 11:55 AM | Reply
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According to Wikipedia: "In a recent interview on the Tom Green Show [23], Fred Durst (who was playing an alter ego character who was southern and was at least seventy years old) replied to a fan who was wondering when the band would be back on the stage again...." Since Wikipedia is infallible, it must be true.

Posted by: Incognito at 07/12/08 10:32 PM | Reply
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I was more surprised that Tom Green still makes a show. Does it air somewhere or does he just make them for himself because he can't let it go? Man he is fat as fuck now. He went from Drew Barrymore to...that.

As for Fred Durst, I'm not surprised he talks like a brain dead hick now. All of those drugs do things, not to mention rock-rap.

Posted by: Santi at 07/13/08 2:02 AM | Reply
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i just thought his redneck ass went on a 3 year crystal meth binge

Posted by: bugler at 07/13/08 11:59 AM | Reply
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i just thought his redneck ass went on a 3 year crystal meth binge

Posted by: bugler at 07/13/08 12:00 PM | Reply
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It very well may be a "bit" or a "joke" but between the actual verifiable stories and the career path of his actual band, it's not THAT much of a stretch, so don't imply he's actually a Mensa genius with perfect diction.

Posted by: Michael at 07/14/08 3:12 PM | Reply
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Fred Durst had sex with Halle Berry. Game over, he wins, you lose.

Anyway, who do you think are the most underrated emcees of all time?? The answers are here-

http://www.pocketmeyo.blogspot.com

Posted by: Zacahry Busby at 07/14/08 9:37 PM | Reply
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lol u guise he was bein IRONIC lol

like when he recorded Behind Blue Eyes

oh wai-

Posted by: Townhall at 07/15/08 12:13 PM | Reply
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Weather it's a joke or not... He looks like an old fuck and obviously he is slow in the head.

Posted by: Sinakiyani at 07/28/08 3:58 PM | Reply
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CHOCOLATE STARFISH.....KEEP ON ROLLIN BABY

Posted by: Brad at 08/08/08 1:37 AM | Reply
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Limp Bizkit Frontman "Fred Durst" Joins New Side Project / Band?
Durst Assumes New Alter Ego in the Side Project?
By Dennis Ordiway
Fred Durst, best known as the front man for Nu-Metal act "Limp Bizkit" has taken a break from the music scene recently to pursue several film projects, including his latest film "The Longshots" starring Ice Cube. Although he has been absent to the music world lately, it appears he has decided to return.

On June 26th, 2008 he appeared on the Tom Green Show, where he introduced his new "Alter Ego", a southern elderly character, with memory loss, and an Einstein tattoo. Durst will assume this alter ego character, in the new musical side project, but as a guitar player, and not as a vocalist.

He has decided to perform in the back of the spotlight this time around, and has recruited a vocalist who's identity is unknown at this time. However, there are several tracks from Durst's new side project that have been leaked online.

The new side project is listed on myspace under the name "Somebody you have never heard of" from Gastonia, North Carolina, which is the birth place of Durst.
The information on this new side project was leaked by Durst in an online video interview, which was later removed by Youtube.com

Durst has promised his return to the music world, and has promised to introduce his new alter ego to the world again. Maybe sooner than we thought?

You can view the myspace page for this side project, which has 3 tracks posted already at: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=404701888

Posted by: FullNelson85 at 08/15/08 7:34 PM | Reply
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dude looks like a bum

Posted by: Music at 09/02/08 1:49 AM | Reply
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Um people can't you tell this is just an alter ego, Fred likes to do this on occasion like getting away from just being himself. We all need to get away from being ourselves and make fun of ourselves some times

Posted by: MommaT at 10/23/08 5:00 PM | Reply
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THIS
IS
A
JOKE
YOU
MORONS!

HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BE SO DENSE NOT TO FIGURE THAT OUT?!

LB for life.
Rock on Fred, you're the man.

xoxo Kris

Posted by: Kristelle at 01/19/09 9:43 PM | Reply
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they took this link down cuz some movie he pretended to direct got picked up for distribution, DOES ANYONE HAVE THIS VIDEo?

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