April 23, 2007

Tori Amos Has A 12 Inch Cock

You can say anything you want on Dutch TV! And so Tori does, tackling pop tarts stumbling out of SUVs with with too much to show, and pooping on her Manolo Blahniks, all while sounding like your kooky high school English teacher.

Incidentally, this woman is one Y Kant Tori Read and a summer long acid trip from being Tori Amos.

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Never a big fan of her stuff but that woman is awesome. And 100% correct, in my mind.

Posted by: jed2 at 04/23/07 11:42 AM | Reply
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Ew...

Posted by: Ron at 04/23/07 11:58 AM | Reply
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yeah, Tori is right about these would-be starlets running around w/o undies, but she has to go and silly it up with this "man. e-man. e- your yoni- a man, his fist up your yoni!" stuff.

Posted by: jim at 04/23/07 12:02 PM | Reply
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At first, I didn't understand what she was talking about because you never hear the word "yoni" for that. It's not the most popular bit of slang. So I thought she had just temporarily gone nutter.
Which was funny.

Posted by: jjs at 04/23/07 12:07 PM | Reply
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She reminds me of Yoni Mitchell

Posted by: GG at 04/23/07 12:34 PM | Reply
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has she had some work done?
i'm no professional, just sayin....

Posted by: just sayin at 04/23/07 12:39 PM | Reply
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um, when did tori start looking like shirley maclaine?

Posted by: tngregory at 04/23/07 1:17 PM | Reply
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tori amos reminds me of professor trelawney

Posted by: seth at 04/23/07 8:45 PM | Reply
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Did she just refer to a vagina as Yanni?

Seriously though, she sounds like a really bad psychologist that's more interested in talking about herself.

Posted by: Elliot at 04/23/07 11:04 PM | Reply
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But the question that remains is - Can she fit HER own 12 inck cock up her Yoni?
This is where the work begins.

P. S.
She looks like Betsy Johnson with that blond banged wig- It's all just a very poor imitation of Ann Magnuson - she should ask her about the power of pussy

Posted by: Y my Yoni cant read at 04/24/07 6:49 PM | Reply
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Thanks for the life lesson Tori,
I personally feel honoured to have your wisdom bestowed upon myself.

Why do self-styled liberals come across as so patronising?

Posted by: Y thanx tori at 12/16/07 1:31 AM | Reply
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Shut up everyone of you!

Posted by: hotty at 04/16/08 4:40 PM | Reply
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i like her, but fucking lord god! that bitch crazy

Posted by: sataneatsfree at 10/03/08 12:45 AM | Reply
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