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December 11, 2006

War Doesn't Solve Anything

It's USA For Africa for the ironic hipster set! Head here for the "Coronation" episode of sketch comedy show Wonder Showzen, and FF to 14:27 for John Oates, Devendra, Corin Tucker, Bill Callahan, Rick Springfield, and puppets (via P4K). Showzen's a Sesame Street-styled adult satire, created by PFFR's John Lee and Vernon Chatman. PFFR guys: Where did you come up with this? And can we hang out with you?

And by Noel Gallagher's words, war may not solve anything -- but if you're there, he says suck it up! (via):

The troops want to go, all they want to do is fight! They’re soldiers. They’re loving it, until they get shot - then they’re claiming compensation. If you’re bothered about getting shot – here’s a thing – don’t join the army.
Smart. Pick on soldiers ("all they want to do is fight!") British military official Major Ben Wench had this retort during a recent speech:

I would caution anyone about passing comment on servicemen and women who are injured in the line of duty.

Yes, we volunteer to join the army and, of course, everyone is aware of the operational risks. But, no, we don't volunteer to be blown up by roadside bombs, to be killed or maimed and to lose limbs.

I don't think that anybody who has an injury could be accused of whingeing [sic]. We are a free society and people can say what they like. But, if we were all getting pop star wages, maybe we would have the luxury of whingeing a lot more.

And when the Major said that he would "caution anyone about passing on servicemen," he probably meant that Gallagher should expect a smackdown soon. Better off turning up in parody sketch shows about war than running your mouth! But then, Noel just wouldn't be the same if not afflicted with a persistent case of inflammatory verbal diarrhea.

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last time i checked john lee and vernon chatman were a part of PFFR, not PFFT. maybe if you got their name right they'd want to hang out with you

Posted by: sean at 12/11/06 5:12 PM | Reply
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last time i checked john lee and vernon chatman were a part of PFFR, not PFFT. maybe if you got their info right they'd want to hang out

Posted by: sean at 12/11/06 5:12 PM | Reply
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last time i checked john lee and vernon chatman were a part of PFFR, not PFFT. maybe if you got their name right they'd want to hang out with you

Posted by: sean at 12/11/06 5:14 PM | Reply
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last time i checked john lee and vernon chatman were a part of PFFR, not PFFT. maybe if you got their name right they'd want to hang out with you

Posted by: nick at 12/11/06 5:34 PM | Reply
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last time i checked... sean/nick is a douchenozzle!

Posted by: nick at 12/11/06 5:47 PM | Reply
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last time i checked... sean/nick is a douchenozzle!

Posted by: sean at 12/11/06 6:32 PM | Reply
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wonder showzen is a great show that needs more attention. sadly i think it got canceled.

Posted by: max at 12/11/06 6:41 PM | Reply
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"all my loved ones flashed before my eyes ... sickos!"

Posted by: howard at 12/11/06 7:18 PM | Reply
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best show ever, man

Posted by: dougie at 12/11/06 8:41 PM | Reply
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"War" often solves the 3 letter clues in the King Features crossword puzzle.

Posted by: ll cool f at 12/11/06 10:23 PM | Reply
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That's not Corin Tucker. That's Carrie Brownstein.

Posted by: Dash at 12/11/06 10:37 PM | Reply
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No, that definitely is Corin Tucker.

Posted by: manda at 12/11/06 11:13 PM | Reply
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