Will.I.Am Condenses 50 Years Of Grammys Into 90 Unbearable Seconds

wtf...
It didn't even sound rehearsed
it sounded like they were just giving him random songs and he was just free associating words to them

that was embarassing

Posted by: william at 02/11/08 2:31 AM | Reply
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Hey, the guy could segue to being an auctioneer.

Posted by: dudeasincool at 02/11/08 2:32 AM | Reply
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Will.I.Am, hands down the saddest THING I have ever laid eyes upon.

Posted by: YO YO YO MONEY at 02/11/08 2:39 AM | Reply
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Oh man, I'm adding 'jammys' and 'Grammys' to my rhymebook this second!

Posted by: Sean at 02/11/08 2:41 AM | Reply
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HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE THAT SHIT HE RHYMES JAMMY WITH JAMMY. If thats not gangster then please tell me what is.

Posted by: YO YO YO MONEY at 02/11/08 2:42 AM | Reply
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Oh dear...
That was...
ummm...
I think Fergie peeing herself is LESS embarrassing

Posted by: BadMolly at 02/11/08 2:54 AM | Reply
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This video represents everything that is wrong with the Grammys. and the music industry.

Posted by: goodness at 02/11/08 3:04 AM | Reply
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are you kidding me

Posted by: omg at 02/11/08 3:33 AM | Reply
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just detach yourself from the situation and actually watch what is happening here. There's a stupid, talentless little man standing in front of millions of people talking absolute shit. What is he supposed to be? A rapper? A total embarassment. I couldn't watch the whole thing.

Posted by: stephen at 02/11/08 4:46 AM | Reply
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Wow, that was terrible. It's been a while since I felt that embarrassed for someone I neither knew nor cared about.

Posted by: Mike at 02/11/08 7:05 AM | Reply
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"If you ever won a grammy put your hands up"

Posted by: will.i.ain't at 02/11/08 8:06 AM | Reply
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that was the shittiest thing I have ever seen on television, by far.

Posted by: for the love of god why at 02/11/08 8:49 AM | Reply
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Uhm.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

Posted by: James at 02/11/08 10:07 AM | Reply
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I would sooner offer my first born child than see that again.

Posted by: sad at 02/11/08 10:24 AM | Reply
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Wow, he's talented.

Posted by: Bender Bending Rodriguez at 02/11/08 10:25 AM | Reply
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LOL

That was fucking terrible. I felt so embarassed watching that.

Posted by: NLP at 02/11/08 10:56 AM | Reply
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Hmm, What rhymes with Grammy?

Grammy.
Jammy.
Slammy.

Wow, this thing just writes itself.

Posted by: anonymous at 02/11/08 11:03 AM | Reply
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hahah everyone in the audience looks so confused. this guy sucks something unreal.

Posted by: frank at 02/11/08 11:22 AM | Reply
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He should stick with Obama as his lyricist.

Posted by: wendy at 02/11/08 11:26 AM | Reply
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rap is an embarrasment.

Posted by: scaffnet at 02/11/08 11:59 AM | Reply
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Get it??? my nam is william. but my name is also will. so when i split it up is is will-i-am. get it??? 'cuz my name is will too.

Grammy.
Jammy.
Slammy.

Posted by: yomomma at 02/11/08 12:15 PM | Reply
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That was fucking awful. It's like a serious version of Bill Murray's "Nick the Lounge Singer". And you think with 50 years of Grammy,Slammy,Jammy's....that they would have had some older acts play live. But we had to make time for this crap?

Awful.

Posted by: James at 02/11/08 1:55 PM | Reply
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Let us not forget that this is the same douchenozzle that sampled Daft Punk's "Around the World" in one of his remixes and was so sure he was doing DP a favor that he even shot the video before getting permission to even use the sample in the first place.

And yet this dude has mountains of money and I bet Jeff Magnum has none. There is no justice. ;)

Posted by: czero at 02/11/08 2:11 PM | Reply
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granted will i am is absolutely terrible, I think you could have picked out several other worse parts to the grammys. At least the beat it nod was interesting. I hate it when a stereogum editor dictates how the comments are going to go. Have your own voice people!

Posted by: John at 02/12/08 4:05 AM | Reply
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The thing that made no sense to me about this is the fact that didn't his album absolutely completely bomb and isn't this suppose to be where the best musicians are showcased. That is the problem with the grammys now, it's not the best, it's just whatever the record companies want to shove down our throats. It used to be decent because it actually celebrated good music. I'm getting sick of this core of Alicia Keys, Beyonce, Foo Fighters, and so on every single year. There are so many good bands out there (the shins, system of a down, new pornographers), as well as other great rappers. Why does it need to be the same mediocre people every year. AND ENOUGH WITH THE COMMERCIALS, CHRIST

Posted by: Brandon at 02/12/08 9:30 AM | Reply
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OMG he totally fucked that up lmao all the people who never won a grammy put your hands up lmao

Posted by: hart at 02/14/08 1:54 PM | Reply
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that was BRILLIANT! AAHAHHAHHAAHHAH BAHAHAHHAHAHA BAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!

Posted by: Luke at 02/14/08 3:08 PM | Reply
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strangers in the night, exchanging glances!

it's like musical vomit.

Posted by: Sean at 02/16/08 8:28 PM | Reply
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See... this is what you get when writers strike!
"Oh you mean I gotta write this stuff myself? Cram as much as I can into a minute long medley? Well I don't remember more than the chorus line of any one song because thats pretty much all I sample when making my own "original" music... yeah I think I can do this live."

Posted by: Hellbent at 02/21/08 8:43 AM | Reply
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That was awsome, you guys are all stupid.

Posted by: Zach at 02/23/08 10:18 PM | Reply
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I don't know who I should hate more: Will.I.Am for torturing my ears for a minute and a half or the United States Education system for not only raising a retard but classifying him as a "professor"

Posted by: Professor McShould-Have-Never-Left-BEP at 03/14/08 12:53 AM | Reply
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ahh it's not that bad lol ... and he's cute enough that it doesn't matter anyway hahaha

Posted by: malibustacey at 11/23/08 4:57 PM | Reply
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