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Sharon Osbourne's Share Of Vulgaris

Well now you will really never see Queens Of The Stone Age play an Ozzfest again. Josh Homme recently said QOTSA were done with the festival, free or not, because "They treat the bands like shit." When told of Josh's comment, Sharon gathered her composure and tastefully offered to Blender (via MTV UK):

I hope he gets syphilis and dies. I hope his dick fu*ckin' falls off so his mother can eat it.

 

Homme was temporarily disturbed until he was told Sharon simply was practicing being a psychotic bitch for her new job as the unhinged judge on America's Got Talent.

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fu*ckin' right.

Posted by: sing sing ella at 04/20/07 3:54 PM | Reply
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Eloquently put, Mrs. Osbourne! I see a big future for you in "Real Motha Fuckin' Shakespeare!"

Posted by: Sharky at 04/20/07 3:55 PM | Reply
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Josh is right, everyone knows that bands have to pay out the ass to be on this tour. Sharon Osborne has her hand so far up Ozzy's ass, making him put on a puppet show for us that its amazing that it doesn't smell like bat.

Posted by: iburl at 04/20/07 4:13 PM | Reply
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If I were married to her, I'd do all the drugs I could find.

If I were her child I'd be a fat ugly drug abuser.

Posted by: yomomma at 04/20/07 4:43 PM | Reply
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josh and qotsa bought all white gear to piss off everyone else on the tour and started every show with "fuck you guys, we're queens of the stone age". and then played with no light show. awesome.

Posted by: brent at 04/20/07 4:43 PM | Reply
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Didn't Smashing Pumpkins fire her back in the day? She seems to have a great record with artist relations.

Posted by: Jeff at 04/20/07 6:24 PM | Reply
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Who's more foul-mouthed, Sharon or Ozzy? Nevermind, nobody can understand what's Ozzy's saying anyway. She thinks just because she's Ozzy's wife she can say anything to anybody and we'll still love her. WRONG. But I would imagine she doesn't care.

Posted by: Rochelle Nikita at 04/21/07 2:14 PM | Reply
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I'm not a QotSA fan but, man, I'm certainly not a Sharon Osbourne fan, certainly not after the crap she pulled on Iron Maiden a few summers ago...

The fact is, she may have saved Ozzy's life but lately she's ruined his career. If his new CD doesn't pack heat, he can go back to his sitcom knowing every ounce of his credibility has been drained from him by Sharon.

DwD

Posted by: Dw. Dunphy at 04/21/07 2:38 PM | Reply
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I don't particularly like Sharon Osbourne, but if I had to pick one of those two to win in a fight, it'd be her. Pretty much all the Queens guy knows how to do is pose with a cigarette wishing he was Frank Sinatra or something.

Posted by: seth at 04/21/07 3:42 PM | Reply
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Sinatra-Pose? - can't you see that Homme emulates Brian Ferry you %#+# moron!

Posted by: SurfiNerd at 04/21/07 5:39 PM | Reply
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Josh Homme is an asshole. But Sharon Osbourne is a bigger asshole. And a capitalizing hack at that. So i'm going to have to go with Josh on this one.

Posted by: Elliot at 04/21/07 9:12 PM | Reply
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hahahaha

c'mon, THATS funny! I wish Sharon Osbourne were my mom.

Posted by: Ed at 04/21/07 10:26 PM | Reply
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Sharon's such a schizo cow these days. I'm really a lovely enough person for tv these days, no wait, I'm a petulant bitch who has the foulest mouth of the Osbornes.

Josh probably laughed his ass off. He's the one kind of guy who says, "only pussies call the cops."

Posted by: Kar at 04/22/07 12:08 AM | Reply
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I had actually forgotten who Sharon Osbourne was, and I thought she was Joan Osborne as I was reading this article.

Posted by: Erin at 04/25/07 12:33 AM | Reply
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Classy Lady! Has anyone checked what's between her legs? I wouldn't put it past her to sign Ozzy's corpse to headline OzzFest after he kicks the bucket. Squeeze that last dollar out of the poor bugger. Rock on Josh!

Posted by: Mr. Crowley at 04/30/07 5:08 PM | Reply
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Classy Lady! Has anyone checked what's between her legs? I wouldn't put it past her to sign Ozzy's corpse to headline OzzFest after he kicks the bucket. Squeeze that last dollar out of the poor bugger. Rock on Josh!

Posted by: Mr. Crowley at 04/30/07 5:10 PM | Reply
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Classy Lady! Has anyone checked what's between her legs? I wouldn't put it past her to sign Ozzy's corpse to headline OzzFest after he kicks the bucket. Squeeze that last dollar out of the poor bugger. Rock on Josh!

Posted by: Mr. Crowley at 04/30/07 5:10 PM | Reply
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what a whore! j-ho may be a whore as well, but at least he's a sexy man whore! she's just fucking vile and sooooooooooooooooo fake!

oh my lord. 'yomommas' coments - so fucking funny! - loving 3's and 7's at the mo!

Posted by: laura t at 05/30/07 3:01 PM | Reply
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woah! that comment was a bit late, wasn't it?

Posted by: laura t at 05/30/07 3:03 PM | Reply
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I dont know if anyone has chimed in on the fact that the queens just put out the best album of the year. and this publicity couldnt hurt record sales. josh homme is probably the most innovative rock musician of this era, and he knows it. if it was some emo faggot that could only palm mute power chords and write lyrics about his high school girlfriend, nobody would give a shit. fact of the matter, josh is not a sellout, he enjoys what he does, and he doesnt bow to anyone. that, my friends, is rock and roll. and if everyone, including sharon osbourne, doesnt respect that, may your faces melt off, and your brains turn to shit...

Posted by: brandt at 06/20/07 8:45 PM | Reply
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Shit Sharon c´mon fuckin woman: Bruce Dickinson is Professional. Don´t it Ozzy like a Stupid...

Posted by: Alexander at 08/16/07 8:07 PM | Reply
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i wish sharon were my mom

Posted by: M at 07/26/08 6:15 PM | Reply
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