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January 22, 2007

Shortest Midget In The Game Shites All Over '06

Lady Sovereign tells Rolling Stone her pick for Worst Song Of 2006.

Anything by Fergie - 'London Bridge' in particular, because she's not from London and the song doesn't make sense. Also, that 'let me see your grill' song by Nelly was just too much. This year has been rubbish. Apart from me, it's just been shit.
Sov's just sore will.i.am can't spell "tasty."

 

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SHE's just shite

Posted by: dg at 01/22/07 2:57 PM  | Reply
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SHE is just shite

Posted by: dg at 01/22/07 2:57 PM  | Reply
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lady sov is just annoying as fergie, excluding the whole "i'm a meth addict but i can overcome" part.

Posted by: Monty at 01/22/07 2:59 PM  | Reply
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I think it's only right that "lady sov" gets exterminated.

true, last year was shit for hip hop....but hey, what year hasn't been!? ha!

Posted by: stephen at 01/22/07 2:59 PM  | Reply
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Actually, anything by 'Jelly Donut'.

Posted by: Finchmeister at 01/22/07 3:25 PM  | Reply
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Yes, Fergie is horrible, but at least she's not horrible to look at. Can't say the same about Lady Sov.

Posted by: Tim at 01/22/07 3:29 PM  | Reply
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Oh come on, you know she's right about Fergie. She's god awful!

Posted by: Sean at 01/22/07 3:35 PM  | Reply
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shes wrong about herself, but she Is right about fergie. and No fergie is not good looking, she looks like a crack whore, at least lady sov looks kind of funny and not hideous.

Posted by: GiantPanda at 01/22/07 3:39 PM  | Reply
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The lyrics to London Bridge by Fergie include the following line from the chorus:

"My London, London bridge, wanna go down like,"

Now, I've tried to decipher these words, and it's been very difficult.

How does a bridge "go down"? It would have to be a bascule (draw) bridge, right? LIfts up to let boats through, then goes back down again.

However, London Bridge is NOT a bascule bridge. It doesn't go up, and it certainly doesn't go down. You are probably thinking of Tower Bridge.

Fergie, YOU ARE A SILLY MOO WHO CAN'T DIFFERENTIATE BRIDGE TYPES, how you manage to breath and walk is beyond me, i shall phone you when you're ironing.....

Posted by: The Goblin King at 01/22/07 3:49 PM  | Reply
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"ESSSSS OOOOOOHHHH VEEEEEE"

Yeah, Fergie is way more annoying than you. Like, way more.

Posted by: Mat at 01/22/07 4:02 PM  | Reply
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I am in NO WAY defened Fergie on this one...but there is that children's rhyme about London Bridge falling down...

Posted by: sh at 01/22/07 4:04 PM  | Reply
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I am in NO WAY defending Fergie on this one...but there is that children's rhyme about London Bridge falling down...

Posted by: sh at 01/22/07 4:08 PM  | Reply
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Lady Sov makes annoying as hell music too; I lump her in with MIA and Cansei de Ser Sexy as "the most appealing dance music to loud fat rich girls in tight clothes", thus making it the worst music ever.

And I can't hate on Fergie since she came from my hometown. STRAIGHT UP FERGALICIOUS YO

Posted by: Allen at 01/22/07 4:17 PM  | Reply
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lady sov's opening for gwen stefani, and her solo stuff isn't that much better

Posted by: ian at 01/22/07 4:23 PM  | Reply
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Yeah, dat Fergie song london bridge WTF is that supposed to mean??? Agree with the half-pint up there.

Posted by: Billy's Bisquits at 01/22/07 4:38 PM  | Reply
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Yeah, but in her video she's all prancing around infront of TOWER bridge, i just looked at youtube. SHE MUST BE STOPPED AT ALL COSTS! Stopped before the children CAN NO LONGER DIFFERENTIATE BRIDGE TYPES!

Posted by: The Goblin King at 01/22/07 4:42 PM  | Reply
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"Yeah, but in her video she's all prancing around infront of TOWER bridge,"

'Cuz London Bridge just looks like, well, any old bridge. You're right -- people who confuse Tower Bridge with London Bridge are one of my Top 100 pet peeves.

Posted by: Bender Bending Rodriguez at 01/22/07 4:54 PM  | Reply
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I like lady sovereign

Posted by: bryan at 01/22/07 5:10 PM  | Reply
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Wow, you hate on MIA & CSS then support Fergie? Apparently the world has turned upside-down.

Posted by: Sean at 01/22/07 5:35 PM  | Reply
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If you ask MIA, she knows her bridges, mate, she got it all sewn up.

CSS don't have no bridge knowledge, there are no bridges in Brazil (check wiki if you don't believe me, the brazillian word for lack of bridges is "gul le beul")

Sov is a novelty dwarf, not unlike napoleon.

Posted by: The Goblin King at 01/22/07 6:38 PM  | Reply
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Bender Bending Rodriguez ftw!

Posted by: krys at 01/22/07 7:01 PM  | Reply
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h8 fergie

Posted by: janea at 01/22/07 7:21 PM  | Reply
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London Bridge is a metaphore, look into it instead of critisizing something just because you don't understand. And yes, the song sucks.

Lady S. talks alot of shit for someone who isn't selling that many albums, perhaps she shouldn't talk shit about artists who are out selling her.

Either way they're both extremely overrated.

Posted by: Sheila at 01/22/07 7:57 PM  | Reply
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by your logic, sheilia, hinder and nickleback released two of the best albums of 2006 and tv on the radio sucks ass.

Posted by: bryan at 01/22/07 8:05 PM  | Reply
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Lady Sov must be suffering from that same affliction that Foxy Brown had. Otherwise, she'd know how shitty she is, too. Either that or she's just jealous that she (Sov) would never be a part of a "London Bridge" in her life.

Posted by: Christopher at 01/23/07 1:07 AM  | Reply
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Fergie > Sov ???
Fergie > CSS and MIA ???

Cripes.

Posted by: Dave Park at 01/23/07 11:54 AM  | Reply
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Sheila,

1. Do you mean "metaphor" rather than "metaphore"?

2. If you do, then you are wrong - it's a simile, not a metaphor.

So then Sheila, in your own words:

"look into it instead of critisizing something just because you don't understand"

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

I'm going to phone you while you iron.

Posted by: The Goblin King at 01/23/07 1:05 PM  | Reply
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Check it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Bridge

Posted by: troy. at 01/23/07 1:26 PM  | Reply
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suck my c**k fergie slag and nelly is wack sov is so authentic

Posted by: juicy at 02/01/07 12:47 PM  | Reply
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I know this isn't a chat room but OH. MY. GOSH. That Goblin King guy is extremely entertaining. You crack me up! Keep rippin' people!

Posted by: WHITNEY at 02/20/07 2:41 AM  | Reply
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