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January 29, 2007

Who Fits The Bill?

Interesting to see how involved Fox News has been in the Police reunion rumor mill. Guess Rupert's a fan? Today they ran a piece mentioning Sting, Andy, and Stewart's upcoming rehearsals in Vancouver and declaring (without official confirmation) that the band will play The Grammys. Really, just more of the same, unsubstantiated chatter; but, Fox hits on something we hadn't yet considered:

The big questions now are: Who will open for The Police, and will it be one group or many divided among different regions? Names being bandied about are The Fray, Evanescence and even Virgin's The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. But don't be surprised if Fiction Plane, the hot group piloted by Sting's son Joe Sumner, gets a slot or two as well.
That list is a near perfect who's who of wasted opportunities! Time to play tour booker. De Do Do Do you have a band for Gordon?

UPDATE: The New York Times confirms it: "The Police Will Kick Off The Grammys"!

Posted at 7:08 PM
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Is Zamfir available?
He and Sting could do a flute and lute version of
Message In The Bottle.

Posted by: Philco Brothers at 01/29/07 9:06 PM | Reply
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I hope the opening band plays two-headed electric lute solos!!!

Posted by: aaron.spacemuseum at 01/29/07 9:12 PM | Reply
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umm...the obvious answer is Rush and Primus...

and maybe oysterhead....

Posted by: seamus at 01/29/07 9:52 PM | Reply
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Ted Leo.

(It will never happen)

Posted by: Brian at 01/29/07 10:14 PM | Reply
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how about NWA?

and they could play F*CK THE POLICE!!!

Posted by: maya lucia at 01/29/07 10:17 PM | Reply
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Got it: The Killers.

Posted by: Finchmeister at 01/29/07 10:28 PM | Reply
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I think it's obvious.

The Format, The Changes, .... and probably Phoenix. I hate when oldies but goodies have zero clue about what audience they need to tap into.

Posted by: Jack at 01/29/07 10:44 PM | Reply
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I say Sufjan. Only because that's the answer these blogs always look for...

Posted by: Eric DH at 01/30/07 12:11 AM | Reply
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The opener should be Panic at the Disco, but they're probably too big to open. All's I know is Stuart's baby daughter is a big fan.

Posted by: d at 01/30/07 12:51 AM | Reply
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Stereogum loves Fox News.

Posted by: johnnygunit at 01/30/07 12:52 AM | Reply
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i just vomited

Posted by: Porkins at 01/30/07 1:57 AM | Reply
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Fox News?
Running false stories from unconfirmed sources?

That is so unlike them.

Posted by: Theo at 01/30/07 2:17 AM | Reply
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The Police...they should have the flaming lips, only to hear sting bitch about constantly being upstaged

Posted by: D.D.D.Dave at 01/30/07 8:15 AM | Reply
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I don't usually care much about opening acts to begin with, but even less so considering the headliners.

Can't we start speculating about the setlist?

Posted by: Michael at 01/30/07 10:29 AM | Reply
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tv on the radio or arcade fire would make sense. the obvious blog responses but would make sense.

Posted by: JG at 01/30/07 10:52 AM | Reply
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i dont care who opens, im stoked!

Posted by: janea at 01/30/07 4:58 PM | Reply
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