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November 19, 2005

Xtina Weds In Wine Country

The bride wore a crazy Christian Lacroix number and her man wore a snazzy ironic tee.

Were Broadway Brit and her Recycle Bin boytoy invited?

During the reception, I bet Ashton requested "Golddigger."

Posted at 11:04 PM




31 Comments

as in... aguilera? wtf HAPPENED to her?

Posted by: garth at 11/19/05 11:30 PM | Reply
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applegate i think

Posted by: justin at 11/20/05 1:41 AM | Reply
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no it's Aguilera alright,

Posted by: ghfgh at 11/20/05 4:41 AM | Reply
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The image description says that it's just some model presenting a dress by Christian Lacroix.

Posted by: Kristen at 11/20/05 10:17 AM | Reply
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whoever it is looks like a junkie that fell through a chandelier

Posted by: mat7thew at 11/20/05 12:16 PM | Reply
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I've always been a big fan of Chirstina.

Posted by: drewo at 11/20/05 12:18 PM | Reply
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"whoever it is looks like a junkie that fell through a chandelier"

damn, that's funny. but true.

Posted by: scott at 11/20/05 12:59 PM | Reply
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that' s her wedding dress.
i assume.

Posted by: jesse at 11/20/05 1:03 PM | Reply
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Aguilara got married this weekend. Applegate has been married for a few years now to Jonathan Schaech (sp?).

Posted by: Courtney at 11/20/05 3:57 PM | Reply
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doooood..wtf?

Posted by: Satisfied '75 at 11/21/05 2:50 AM | Reply
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At least she can sing...

she look like a crazy crack whore, but she can sing.

Posted by: Gabi at 11/21/05 5:14 AM | Reply
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Gabi you're right. Also, I think because Christina knows she's more talented than Britney she feels she has the excuse to knock off Marilyn Monroe and plaster on more make up than clowns.

But still, the fact remains. Not my cup of tea, but she can sing.

Posted by: calliwell at 11/21/05 9:27 AM | Reply
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Her husband looks like the product of two first cousins. At least he's rich.

Posted by: Elaine Samuels at 11/21/05 11:34 AM | Reply
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am i the only one that thinks her dress rocks? she looks far better - unique, and actually stylish- than most celebrity brides, who tend to resemble over-decorated cakes and heavily prettied looks. I like the colour scheme too and the headpiece is phenomenal. Much detailed work in her gown.

Posted by: cosie at 11/21/05 12:40 PM | Reply
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I just read about Britney Spears and trailler trash husband on Broadway.

I'm horrified by this news.

That is just whrong!

Posted by: Gabi at 11/21/05 12:55 PM | Reply
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My God, it's another one of Madonna's crazy attention-grabbing schemes!

Oh, wait, it's the Christina whose last name I can never get right. Aww.

Posted by: Penny Woods at 11/21/05 3:29 PM | Reply
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That's not x-tina i just saw wedding photos on The Insider!

Posted by: adam at 11/21/05 7:47 PM | Reply
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That doesn't look like xtinna.

Posted by: lost irl at 11/21/05 11:09 PM | Reply
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Cosie, the dress definitely rocks. It is just a little too "Czarina of Russia weds Norway's mysterious Count Olaf" for Sweet Charity.

Posted by: Sarah at 11/22/05 12:26 PM | Reply
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That's not her dress. Just the designer. Go to www.pinkisthenewblog.com to see the real thing. She looks stunning. Hey who knew she was a Jew I didn't.

Posted by: carolina at 11/22/05 9:38 PM | Reply
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We all know that wasn't her dress, her dress is amazing, i was talking about her normal clothes.

I think she look like beatiful bride, but we can agree on the fact that she dress like a crazy skank sometimes.

Posted by: Gabi at 11/23/05 4:28 AM | Reply
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Britney have at least 3 reasons to be jelous:

1) She looks better than her at her wedding

2) Her husband don't have children with the Ex.

3) Her husband can make a living without her help.

Poor Brit, maybe next time she can buy a better boy toy.

Posted by: Tara at 11/23/05 5:14 AM | Reply
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Xtina husband may not be a handsom dude, but he seem to love her very much and he don't seem like a white trash, ignorant bastard.

And the guy has a job!

Britney realy could learn a thing or two with her.

Posted by: Abby Bryant at 11/23/05 6:31 AM | Reply
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Isn't fair to compare KFed to any man ...

Posted by: Brianna at 11/23/05 9:23 AM | Reply
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I'm pretty happy for Christina. She actually seems genuinely IN LOVE. Unheard of! Her dress kicks some serious ASS. It's nothing I'd wear, but it is beautiful, fabulous and so so SO cool. I love you guys! Your comments comparing Brit's "husband" to Christina's made me laugh really hard. Is anyone else wondering what Jordan's ironic tee SAYS???!!!

Posted by: emma at 11/23/05 9:29 PM | Reply
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Her dress is stunning!

The girl seems realy happy.

Posted by: Hillary at 11/24/05 5:37 AM | Reply
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I'm really happy 4 her. 2 years ago, Christina confessed to a fashion magazine that she was sick and tired of those surfer boys, and those hot hollywood actors cuz even if they were good-looking they always ended up crushing her heart. I guess she learned her lesson by dating some jerks and now she found an average Joe who is totally comitted to her and who will give her pure and unconditional love. Even if the guy looks like the "product of 2 first jewish cousins" at least he won't make her feel sad and lonely like those Hot boys do....look at Britney. She chose a guy with good looks but who's totally immature and who's gonna end up dumping her like a piece of trash, as he did with his ex.

Posted by: tess at 11/24/05 6:45 PM | Reply
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uhh tess.... did you just call keven fenderline attractive?

i just threw up a little in my mouth

Posted by: flo at 11/25/05 10:04 AM | Reply
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Britney look so pathetic now!

I feel nothing but pity for her.

Posted by: Heidy at 11/28/05 9:46 AM | Reply
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I think Xtina looks exquisite for the very first time, and her groom looks very in love with her.

Britney must be desperate, that is why she agree to show her fugly family pics at people magazine.

I feel sorry for this boy he don't have any chance of a healthy childhood with his parents.

Posted by: Kellis at 11/28/05 12:07 PM | Reply
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good for her.shes got her head screwed on right

Posted by: In utero is the best album ever at 11/28/05 2:25 PM | Reply
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