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YOU’RE not ALONE.

 +5Posted on Sep 19th, 2012 | re: Animal Collective @ Paramount Theatre, Seattle 9/18/12 (7 comments)

THAT was RIDICULOUS.

 0Posted on Sep 19th, 2012 | re: Watch Lana Del Rey Cover "Blue Velvet" For H&M (39 comments)

IF BY dreamlike YOU mean “TOTALLY RIPS David Lynch RIGHT THE fuck off” then why YES!

 +4Posted on Sep 17th, 2012 | re: Watch Lana Del Rey Cover "Blue Velvet" For H&M (39 comments)

BECAUSE IT’S in Blue Velvet WHICH WAS also by DAVID LYNCH?

THIS WASN’T very good. THAT’S WHY people will HATE it.

 +16Posted on Sep 13th, 2012 | re: Premature Evaluation: The Killers Battle Born (23 comments)

MAYBE IT’S an album so EXCELLENT, WE just don’t UNDERSTAND it yet or some similar KIND OF room-for-back-peddling-SHIT.

 +2Posted on Sep 12th, 2012 | re: Premature Evaluation: Bob Dylan Tempest (20 comments)

YEAH I agree with THIS SHIT too. Bob is THE MAN, but his voice IS FUCKIN dreadful live these DAYS. HE’S old. IT HAPPENS, y’all.

 -1Posted on Sep 12th, 2012 | re: Premature Evaluation: Bob Dylan Tempest (20 comments)

WELL GOOD thing he doesn’t HAVE TO do that BECAUSE this album IS FUCKIN awesome.

 +3Posted on Sep 12th, 2012 | re: Stream The Killers Battle Born (24 comments)

BOO

 +5Posted on Sep 11th, 2012 | re: Stream The Killers Battle Born (24 comments)

MAN WHERE were you IN JUNE. I WAS saying the SAME SHIT.

http://stereogum.com/1057791/watch-the-killers-battleborn-trailer/video/

RAPTOR JESUS, you’re a fuckin BLASPHEMOUS MOTHERFUCKER I can get BEHIND in a non sexual WAY.

Whoever WINS, we ALL GET fucking depressed!

 -1Posted on Aug 10th, 2012 | re: Muse Go Dubstep (61 comments)

THIS IS a fucking song? HOLY shit. BAH JUST spun around ALLEGRO in his fucking grave.

 -1Posted on Aug 10th, 2012 | re: The 5 Best Videos Of The Week (10 comments)

NO Tom Waits, NO FUCKIN buy!

WHY

 +2Posted on Jun 8th, 2012 | re: Watch The Killers Battle Born Trailer (14 comments)

YOU PROBABLY just posted too MUCH SHIT too fast or somethin. SLOW DOWN, bud. MAKIN shit look LIKE spam and getting THE WEBS pissy.

 0Posted on Jun 7th, 2012 | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (70 comments)

FUCKIN suck it up, SON. IT’S the GODDAMN internets.

 0Posted on Jun 7th, 2012 | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (70 comments)

THANKS for spreading THE TRUTH, brother. GOTTA KEEP the good music alive.

AND SHIT, I didn’t even CHECK TO see if I was making IT INTO THESE things. Had no FUCKIN idea Stereogum had IT’S OWN Monster’s BALL.

 +1Posted on Jun 7th, 2012 | re: Watch The Killers Battle Born Trailer (14 comments)

WOW. That shit WAS whack. WAY TO make the Power Rangers LOGO YOUR fucking album title, GUYS.

 -1Posted on Jun 1st, 2012 | re: NME's 100 Best Tracks Of The '00s (222 comments)

THIS place can be THE MOST self-loathing CIRCLE jerk I’ve ever SEEN.

 -7Posted on Jun 1st, 2012 | re: NME's 100 Best Tracks Of The '00s (222 comments)

LOLOL Oh okay VERY COOL. RELAX, technojeremy, your douchiness is FLARIN up. I’m SURE YOU’RE basically the THOMAS Fuckin Pynchon of the VVA, but if I ACTUALLY gave a shit ABOUT what you thought OF MY WRITING, I’D have left your mom a FUCKIN NOTE about why I LEFT EARLY in the morning and NEVER CALLED.

HAVE fun at DINNER!

 -8Posted on Jun 1st, 2012 | re: NME's 100 Best Tracks Of The '00s (222 comments)

WHAT the fuck are YOU EVEN TALKIN about. That PATRIOTS FUCKIN blow. THE Dallas COWBOYS ARE America’s team you FUCKIN pussydick.

 -7Posted on May 31st, 2012 | re: NME's 100 Best Tracks Of The '00s (222 comments)

READING these comments and LOOKING AT this damn list is a FUCKIN travesty. WHAT IS WRONG with you people THAT YOU can’t recognize the APEX OF the goddamn SHORT-FORM song was written THIS DECADE and it is “Warrior” by KID Rock. MAYBE Y’ALL can’t handle IT OR some shit, but FOR THOSE who would like TO HAVE THEIR lives UTTERLY rolled AND rocked to the BONE, PLEASE see the following:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHzSBEVbXtM

 +6Posted on May 31st, 2012 | re: NME's 100 Best Tracks Of The '00s (222 comments)

MORE like because OF EXAGGERATION without representation, AM I RIGHT?

BUT seriously NME is one OF THE SHITTIEST magazines I’VE EVER read.

 +3Posted on May 31st, 2012 | re: Childish Gambino - "Silk Pillow" (Feat. Beck) (62 comments)

I LIKE that he got that SHIT FROM a Wu-tang generator. FUNNY stuff. BUT SHOWS HOW fuckin weak his RAP GAME.

AND much respect FO YA on whatever side BUT YOU’RE wrong about Community. THOUGH I DIDN’T quite like THIS SEASON as much.

:’(

 +3Posted on May 31st, 2012 | re: Childish Gambino - "Silk Pillow" (Feat. Beck) (62 comments)

HEY NOW, I LOVE Community. I DO not, however, LOVE this. HE WILL not be getting the much COVETED An AMERICAN Patriot promo. SORRY, GLOVER.

 +4Posted on May 31st, 2012 | re: Hear Lana Del Rey's Debut LP As May Jailer (47 comments)

^ LOL what the FUCK is this guy talkin ABOUT?