An American Patriot
YOU’RE not ALONE.
THAT was RIDICULOUS.
IF BY dreamlike YOU mean “TOTALLY RIPS David Lynch RIGHT THE fuck off” then why YES!
BECAUSE IT’S in Blue Velvet WHICH WAS also by DAVID LYNCH?
THIS WASN’T very good. THAT’S WHY people will HATE it.
MAYBE IT’S an album so EXCELLENT, WE just don’t UNDERSTAND it yet or some similar KIND OF room-for-back-peddling-SHIT.
YEAH I agree with THIS SHIT too. Bob is THE MAN, but his voice IS FUCKIN dreadful live these DAYS. HE’S old. IT HAPPENS, y’all.
WELL GOOD thing he doesn’t HAVE TO do that BECAUSE this album IS FUCKIN awesome.
MAN WHERE were you IN JUNE. I WAS saying the SAME SHIT.
RAPTOR JESUS, you’re a fuckin BLASPHEMOUS MOTHERFUCKER I can get BEHIND in a non sexual WAY.
Whoever WINS, we ALL GET fucking depressed!
THIS IS a fucking song? HOLY shit. BAH JUST spun around ALLEGRO in his fucking grave.
NO Tom Waits, NO FUCKIN buy!
YOU PROBABLY just posted too MUCH SHIT too fast or somethin. SLOW DOWN, bud. MAKIN shit look LIKE spam and getting THE WEBS pissy.
FUCKIN suck it up, SON. IT’S the GODDAMN internets.
THANKS for spreading THE TRUTH, brother. GOTTA KEEP the good music alive.
AND SHIT, I didn’t even CHECK TO see if I was making IT INTO THESE things. Had no FUCKIN idea Stereogum had IT’S OWN Monster’s BALL.
WOW. That shit WAS whack. WAY TO make the Power Rangers LOGO YOUR fucking album title, GUYS.
THIS place can be THE MOST self-loathing CIRCLE jerk I’ve ever SEEN.
LOLOL Oh okay VERY COOL. RELAX, technojeremy, your douchiness is FLARIN up. I’m SURE YOU’RE basically the THOMAS Fuckin Pynchon of the VVA, but if I ACTUALLY gave a shit ABOUT what you thought OF MY WRITING, I’D have left your mom a FUCKIN NOTE about why I LEFT EARLY in the morning and NEVER CALLED.
HAVE fun at DINNER!
WHAT the fuck are YOU EVEN TALKIN about. That PATRIOTS FUCKIN blow. THE Dallas COWBOYS ARE America’s team you FUCKIN pussydick.
READING these comments and LOOKING AT this damn list is a FUCKIN travesty. WHAT IS WRONG with you people THAT YOU can’t recognize the APEX OF the goddamn SHORT-FORM song was written THIS DECADE and it is “Warrior” by KID Rock. MAYBE Y’ALL can’t handle IT OR some shit, but FOR THOSE who would like TO HAVE THEIR lives UTTERLY rolled AND rocked to the BONE, PLEASE see the following:
MORE like because OF EXAGGERATION without representation, AM I RIGHT?
BUT seriously NME is one OF THE SHITTIEST magazines I’VE EVER read.
I LIKE that he got that SHIT FROM a Wu-tang generator. FUNNY stuff. BUT SHOWS HOW fuckin weak his RAP GAME.
AND much respect FO YA on whatever side BUT YOU’RE wrong about Community. THOUGH I DIDN’T quite like THIS SEASON as much.
HEY NOW, I LOVE Community. I DO not, however, LOVE this. HE WILL not be getting the much COVETED An AMERICAN Patriot promo. SORRY, GLOVER.
^ LOL what the FUCK is this guy talkin ABOUT?