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 0Posted on Apr 30th | re: The Black Market: The Month In Metal - April 2013 (4 comments)

Ghost suck, man. Dispirit FTW!

But really – why so much love for such a mediocre band? Don’t buy into the hype.

 0Posted on Mar 1st | re: The Black Market: The Month In Metal - February 2013 (12 comments)

very excited about this new feature. hope it’s not just going to be black metal though.

 0Posted on Jul 11th, 2011 | re: Under The Influence: Deafheaven Roads To Judah (10 comments)

These guys hopped on the black metal band wagon and fucking suck for it. Uninspired noisy bullshit. Nu BlakMetul.

FFFFWWWAAAHHHHHHH tremlo picking. FFFWWWWAAHHHHH blast beats. FFFWWWAAAAAHHH noisy noise.

 0Posted on Jun 28th, 2011 | re: Haunting The Chapel's Top 26 Metal Albums Of 2011 So Far (82 comments)

don’t be silly, Krallice is #1

Gorguts soon to follow …

 0Posted on Apr 29th, 2011 | re: Mastodon's Brent Hinds Preps Releases From Two Side Projects (5 comments)

it’s FIEND dude, FIEND without a face … noobz!

 0Posted on Apr 10th, 2011 | re: Jared Leto As Kurt Cobain (42 comments)

busting in to Rape Me just to drive all his female fans nuts

 0Posted on Feb 25th, 2011 | re: Hexvessel - "Invocation Summoning" Video & "The Death Knell Tolls" (12 comments)

there’s a new black metal band every week – obviously it’s the most popular genre of metal right now

 0Posted on Feb 24th, 2011 | re: Hexvessel - "Invocation Summoning" Video & "The Death Knell Tolls" (12 comments)

It’s a given that with every new Haunting the Chapel article, somewhere in the brief description found on the home page it will read “Black Metal.” Review something else already you trend whores.

 0Posted on Dec 21st, 2010 | re: Haunting The Chapel's Top 50 Albums Of 2010 (64 comments)

and where the fuck is DISPIRIT. They’re much better then the “black metal” you post about every bloody week

 -3Posted on Dec 21st, 2010 | re: Haunting The Chapel's Top 50 Albums Of 2010 (64 comments)

Alcest is better than Agalloch. Agalloch is very much overrated.