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 -8Posted on Feb 23rd | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (32 comments)

Wow…I got hacked.

 -5Posted on Feb 22nd | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (32 comments)

i hope to make up for that with this:

 -10Posted on Feb 22nd | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (32 comments)

^I found that by Googling “hobbit funny”…but realize now that maybe this dude doesn’t know he’s posted at ratchetmess.com…soooo i’m sorry, if that’s the case.

 -19Posted on Feb 22nd | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (32 comments)

[nude pic removed]

 0Posted on Feb 21st | re: Give Up Turns 10 (59 comments)

cool comment. you seem like you think of original ideas and funny stuff often.

 +1Posted on Feb 21st | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (78 comments)

 0Posted on Feb 15th | re: Watch Sound City Players And Stevie Nicks On Letterman (8 comments)

I watched the interview…where’s the performance?

 0Posted on Jan 22nd | re: The Postal Service Reunion Is On (89 comments)

Room On Fire? More like your pants are on fire.

 +2Posted on Jan 21st | re: The Postal Service Reunion Is On (89 comments)

So does loud=deep? Tell us more about your amazing psychologies and abilities to judge groups of people with absurdly broad strokes. You seem to have an amazing understanding of all music, especially ones you don’t listen to because you need lyrics and musical ideas blared at you for them to seem interesting. Talk about irony.

Music is like food in that one should take in a steady diet of variety. I can tell you that I don’t fall into your well-researched sample set of people that quickly laud anything, and I certainly don’t
mostly listen to “folky” or “soft electronic” music.

That being said, Give Up was a great album for its balanced and seamless blend of IDM and “indie rock” sensibilities. Others have tried beforehand and many have been influenced since…it’s rare to hear it come together without sounding contrived or corny. Give Up has its moments of trite lyrics and sing songy sappiness, but the overall delivery quickly gets you over the squirmy parts and there are so many subtle characteristics that grow in time. It’s full of creative samples, it’s got some tasteful guitar tones, plenty of manipulated synths, distorted drum sequences…and there’s so much going on between the obvious. It’s crafted far beyond some sugary auto-tuned bubblegum electro-pop record a kid can throw together in his parents’ basement with presets from plug-ins and cheeseball references to fireflies and oceans…it’ more organic than that, while maintaining a special grit and that uniquely happens when artists like Tamborello mess with audio. coombine that with the Ben Gibbard of that time, and you have a special album. It may not be for you but you can’t say it has no value. I don’t like Rush but I realize why they’re important.

 +1Posted on Jan 17th | re: The Flaming Lips Albums From Worst To Best (120 comments)

Sooo effin gummy.

 +8Posted on Jan 10th | re: Hear Willow Smith Sample Radiohead (82 comments)

Do me a favor and please spread this story to as many people as possible. Then, report back and let me know how it went over.

At that point, I’ll decide whether to tell you I was totally kidding or not. And if I do tell you I was kidding, I’ll get to find out if you knew that already.

This is going to be so much fun.

 +13Posted on Jan 9th | re: Hear Willow Smith Sample Radiohead (82 comments)

Little known fact:

Willow’s voice was actually sampled for the crying baby sound in “Kid A” around the 4:18 mark. So it makes sense that she now has a song that samples Radiohead. Jada Pinkett (Willow’s mother) shares a cousin on her mother’s side with Jonny Greenwood and supposedly, the two hit it off at some UK-based charity function.

 0Posted on Dec 30th, 2012 | re: 2012 In Review: Filling The LCD Soundsystem Void (28 comments)

Broken Social Scene – no doubt, one of the most important bands of the past 10 years for me. Some of their songs are so simple but it’s their combination of raw energy, diverse moods, juxtaposition of weird noisiness and ambient beauty, etc. It may be safe to say they released some throw-aways but the good stuff is so good, it makes up for all.

I’ll also agree that This is Happening wasn’t really happening for me. I’ve been into LCD since way back and actually think This Is Happening may be their (his) most boring offering. I like that it may be more Talking Heads-ish in ways but it lacks the genuine wound-up excitement I feel in the Heads…it’s fun live and I had a blast at the farewell show but it’s too repetitive without the repetitiveness acting as a device that actually builds and brings you somewhere…it just gets boring. Sound of Silver was solid gold.

I’m not trying to hate on Roger Waters but I will say it was hilarious and very strange when he walked over to Vedder and kissed him on the head. It felt so out of place and awkward. I’m guessing Eddie felt the same way..

 +2Posted on Dec 17th, 2012 | re: The Chronic Turns 20 (32 comments)

“The Chronic was almost certainly the best-sounding rap album of all time, and it might still be.”

Of course, your statement is at least partially subjective but I still have to say – no way. There’s no doubt this album was/is a big deal and one that I would consider one of the Top 20 in regard to how influential it was, but “best- sounding rap album of all time” is off base unless you’re only including albums that were mainstream smashes. I (and I bet, so do many others) consider a couple that DJ Premier was involved in (Gang Starr’s “Moment Of Truth”, Nas’ “Illmatic”) better than the Chronic in regard to how good it sounded. Once again, it’s subjective at least in how your favorite hip hop styles may influence your decision – me being a New Yorker my whole life may have something to do with it. I’d probably put Tribe’s “Midnight Marauders” and Mobb Deep’s “The Infamous” in front of it for “sound”, as well.

The fidelity of “The Chronic” is up there, it cemented that low-riding, west coast funk twang for that era and years to come, it brought Snoop to the next level, and it has a few all-time classic songs, but one can argue that it doesn’t musically venture much beyond heavy usage of Parliament “Mothership Connection” samples and tired lyrical themes. Still a dope album, and one that instantly brings me back to that time.

-Chreezy J

 0Posted on Dec 15th, 2012 | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (47 comments)

Hey, does anyone know if Bruno Mars has a new album out?

OH, SNIZZAP…THANKS, STEREOGUM AD BUYERS!

 +2Posted on Dec 8th, 2012 | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (61 comments)

I try to avoid seeing pictures of shit…but this is the funniest shit-related post i’ve seen since the last time someone mentioned Sleigh Bells

 +3Posted on Nov 30th, 2012 | re: Local Blogger Says Goodbye (39 comments)

Corban,

I hope you get some top from a cute intern in the parking lot on your way out. I’m assuming you guys actually work in the same building and it has a parking lot; two things that probably aren’t true.

Best,
Creezy

p.s. I recently learned “top” as a synonym for, ya know- “dome”, “head”, “bologna wash”, “bj”, what have you- in one of those stupid insult tweets from Chris Brown to that comedian lady. It’s a keeper.

 0Posted on Nov 29th, 2012 | re: Deconstructing: Trent Reznor's Legacy (36 comments)

Deconstructing: Deconstruction.
http://www.amazon.com/Deconstruction/dp/B000002MPL

 -2Posted on Nov 29th, 2012 | re: The 25 Highest Paid Musicians Of 2012 (59 comments)

Sooo Paul McCartney made as much money as Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber? Yeah, that makes a whole lot of fucking sense.

Also- I’ll bet the yacht that Diddy did not make that kind of money this year…hocking shitty liquor and creating more shitty reality band shows for MTV can’t be that lucrative. Oh wait, yes it can.

 0Posted on Nov 29th, 2012 | re: Kanye West Albums From Worst To Best (135 comments)

Can we keep the “Counting Down” feature to only artists that have been putting out albums for at least a decade?

Seems kinda weird doing this for Kanye…maybe I’m alone…so alone…

I’m gonna “release a kraken” all over this fargin screen if i see another octopus or double-handled bottle of rum today. please make it stop.

 0Posted on Nov 10th, 2012 | re: Rage Against The Machine Turns 20 (57 comments)

What is this “Bombtrack” video you’re pointing to? It seems “official” but that is not the song from the album…album version is way better. Weird…

 +2Posted on Nov 2nd, 2012 | re: Sigur Rós's ( ) Turns 10 (43 comments)

This album was great but it doesn’t hold a candle to “{ }”. It’s far better than “[ ]“, though. I kind of wish it had a bit more of that grit that “” brought.

 0Posted on Nov 2nd, 2012 | re: Death Grips Dropped By Epic (58 comments)

Elijah Wood was dropped by Bushmills, guys. Sad week in blog history.