If your album crosses the 9.0 threshold then pretty much every song should be f-ing amazing. At least 90% of the album should be instant-classic material. Right?

Halcyon Digest does not rise to that level, though it’s a fine set of tunes.

I think the interns there at P4K were just crushing a bit too hard that day and it obviously affected the reviewers.

Or you can save yourself a lot of money and just take out an old undershirt and a Sharpie and write on the front “I am Lame”.

There is a lot to scorn here, VH1, but I’ll pick just one:

Coldplay? really?

Oh, sorry, I forgot this is a list from the people who brought you “Hogan Knows Best”, “Charm School with Ricki Lake ” and “”Flavor of Love”.

VH1 has credibility about musical taste like LiLo has credibility about sobriety.