Uh…there are so many things that I find a bit off here. Nobody knows how to do anything, so when you get a job, they will train you to perform the necessary tasks. You may have to shave off the mustache though. I mean, if I (a white male) had that mustache, I guarantee that I would never be hired for any position.

Also, I have a very limited experience with Brooklyn, but based on my few days there and the many people I know who have lived there, roaches are found in every apartment. Isn’t that just part of apartment living?

“This is my coming out. I’m done feeling bad about myself. I wish I could afford a personal meeting with Suze Orman. She’s a lesbian. Maybe she could help me reestablish my financial security.”
What? There’s your problem. You want to pay someone to help you out of this situation. Instead of wasting money on How to Not Waste Your Money lessons, just don’t waste your money. Don’t buy expensive jeans. Don’t buy expensive food. Stop caring about appearing successful.

And does the math of women earning 77% of what men make translate over to the jobs JD said she had? And do queer women make 23% less than heterosexual women? I found the study for men, but I found nothing about women. Again, I can’t see her being paid 54% of what a straight male of the same level of fame would be paid for the same job (within her field).

Then again, I really know nothing about any of this, and I read through the article rather quickly. So don’t listen to anything I say. Sorry for wasting your time.