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 +1Posted on May 24th | re: Does This TGI Friday's Commercial Rip Off LCD Soundsystem? (33 comments)

I was just thinking about this like fifteen minutes ago. Now that indie is a meaningless label and hearing any artist anywhere is no longer surprising, what is the future of the underground scene? A trend I’m noticing recently is the massive deluge of:

- Instrumental producer tracks (like 80% of the tracks Pitchfork posts are producers now)
- Hard, vulgar/radio unfriendly rap
- Super garage bands

And even these genres aren’t completely safe from the clutches of THE MAN. Odd Future and co. are basically household names, producers are being featured with big popstars, and my local mainstream rock station is now playing Japandroids.

What happens when indie is mainstream?

 0Posted on May 24th | re: Beat Connection - "The Palace Garden, 4am" (2 comments)

Big fun summer songs like this tend to work better when they have, you know, actual choruses. Blaaargh. I don’t like it when artists waste opportunities like this.

 +6Posted on Apr 24th | re: Album Of The Week: Torche Harmonicraft (103 comments)

This only got a 6.5 on Pitchfork though, how could it be album of the week? You guys ought to be banished to the dark lands the sun doesn’t reach for disagreeing with the Fork.

 +10Posted on Apr 19th | re: Watch Bon Iver On Ellen (7 comments)

From 1:33 – 1:36 on the Towers vid, the drummer looks like he’s fighting either gastrointestinal discomfort or repressed memories.

 +6Posted on Apr 17th | re: All-Hologram Coachella Lineup Leaks (78 comments)

Lisztomania up in here.

 +6Posted on Apr 11th | re: Lollapalooza 2012 Lineup (70 comments)

Cuz they don’t age or something. I dunno, I never read those books/movies.

 +7Posted on Apr 11th | re: Lollapalooza 2012 Lineup (70 comments)

Must be one of ‘em Twilights.

 +21Posted on Mar 29th | re: Premature Evaluation: Nicki Minaj Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded (29 comments)

“Come original”

-that’s what 311 said.

 0Posted on Mar 29th | re: Stereogum's 25 Most Anticipated Albums For Spring/Summer 2012 (138 comments)

Bah, I hate being a jerkotron, but this list is really underwhelming. Not that it’s Stereogum’s fault– you can’t report on something that isn’t happening. I just feel like 2012 has been kinda lame in terms of big name releases, indie or otherwise. Are all the bands asleep? We’re three months in and the only truly ‘hotly anticipated’ indie record (one that has the air of hype/crossover appeal) announced is Beach House.

 +1Posted on Mar 19th | re: In Defense Of Skrillex (282 comments)

Yeah, so not emo.

I don’t really care either way whether Stereogum approves Skrillex for us or not. I’m not a fan but ya like what ya like, I don’t hate. But From First to Last were so emo. I think Tom might be forgetting that “emo” devolved in the 00′s, and no longer just meant Dashboard + Promise Ring. A lot of heavier stuff went under that umbrella, but there were still kids crying their black tears out over FFTL songs.

Listen to the song ‘Emily’ by FFTL and tell me that’s not the very definition of mallcore emo. I bet you at least 15 wrists were slit to this song.

 +2Posted on Mar 19th | re: The 5 Best Videos Of The Week (31 comments)

Wow, fantastic baby.

 0Posted on Mar 6th | re: Odd Future - "NY (Ned Flander)" Video (27 comments)

Homer Simpso would hate this.

 +4Posted on Feb 28th | re: Album Of The Week: School Of Seven Bells Ghostory (10 comments)

Scavenger is amazing, definitely my fav off the album. As KFC would say, it is “so good”.

 -1Posted on Feb 17th | re: Dave Grohl Clarifies Grammy Speech (19 comments)

I don’t think he should have apologized. It was understood that he didn’t mean “people who make electronic music are bad”, he was just railing against the talentless canned 4-chord ‘music’ that’s all the rage. I’m actually surprised that the dum-dums who listen to that stuff actually understood the words he was saying.

I just read that thing with the people saying “who is paul mccartney/who is bon iver/ bonnie bear”. I am really sad.

 +2Posted on Jan 24th | re: Bon Jovi x Bon Iver = Bon Joviver (109 comments)

I can’t wait for the new song from Queen Day, “Bohemian Idiot”.

Or Fall Out Boyz II Men with their new track “Sugar, we’re going down on bended knee”

Also, Hot Hot Coldplay.

 +1Posted on Jan 22nd | re: J. Mascis Gets A Bobblehead (4 comments)

I wish it had REAL HUMAN HAIR.

 +21Posted on Jan 5th | re: Stereogum Buzz Chart: Week Of 1/1/12 (24 comments)

I fixed YOUR list.

 +1Posted on Jan 4th | re: Grimes - "Genesis" (9 comments)

Is she singing in Simlish? I can’t understand a word. Love the music though.

 -2Posted on Dec 5th, 2011 | re: Stereogum's Top 50 Albums Of 2011 (414 comments)

I find it interesting and also a little sad that the once critical darling Bright Eyes has been ignored not only on all these lists, but every corresponding comment section. Not one mention of The People’s Key by anyone, critic or commenter! Poor Conor. Now he will be super mega sad.

 +3Posted on Nov 11th, 2011 | re: Betty Wright & The Roots - "Grapes On A Vine" (Feat. Lil Wayne) (3 comments)

I misread the title as ‘Betty White & The Roots’.

One can dream…

 +2Posted on Nov 9th, 2011 | re: Cee-Lo Green - "Anyway" (Co-Written By Rivers Cuomo) (7 comments)

“I wrote a song called F*** You! / it was all about you / but you still love me anyway”

 +3Posted on Nov 2nd, 2011 | re: Album Of The Week: Miranda Lambert Four The Record (82 comments)

A lot of the things I wanna say have already been said by other commenters, but I’d just like to expand on Evan’s comment here. The rationale is absolutely correct. With the logic that’s been applied to posting this review, you could just as easily make the next “Album of the Week” the new Nickelback album. In fact it would actually be more eligible, considering that Chad Kroeger writes nearly all his own material, and Miranda Lambert doesn’t. She’s an interchangeable blonde country girl whose songs could have been anyone else’s. It could have been a flip of the coin that put those tracks on her album rather than Carrie Underwood’s or Taylor Swift’s. Until she’s featured as a guest on a Fleet Foxes track, I believe that she and her kind shouldn’t be talked about here, much less lauded with critical acclaim.

But hey, your site, your rules.

 +6Posted on Oct 31st, 2011 | re: The 5 Most Ridiculous Kurt Cobain Costumes You Can Actually Buy (50 comments)

#2 looks like Jared Leto from 30 Seconds of Farts.

 0Posted on Oct 22nd, 2011 | re: Bon Iver, Arcade Fire Nominated For People's Choice Awards (3 comments)

Well seeing as it’s the People’s choice, always assume the worst will win. So yeah OneRepublic has it in the bag. Dunno why though, they haven’t put out a record in two years.

 +5Posted on Oct 20th, 2011 | re: Premature Evaluation: Florence + The Machine Ceremonials (26 comments)

I’m about 20 seconds into the first song and this is exploding my brain.

(good exploding)