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 +3Posted on Mar 9th | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (91 comments)

Next time one of my pseudo-intellectual peers asks me what I think about the question “What is art?” I’m sending them that^

 +2Posted on Feb 15th | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (78 comments)

hey guys i need a stereogum username. suggestions?

 +7Posted on Feb 8th | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (84 comments)

This is completely unrelated, but I wanted to ask you guys: what’s with pre-Fergie Black Eyed Peas? I just downloaded Bridging the Gap, and it’s all self-serious, and kind of… good. I’m perplexed. Were they actually considered promising artists at that time, or do I just have very low standards? (BTW still love the later stupid stuff)

 -2Posted on Feb 8th | re: In Defense Of Mumford & Sons (341 comments)

I think, by definition, absurdly popular bands don’t really need “In defense of” articles written about them. Then again, I have spent an inordinate amount of time defending the Black Eyed Peas, so maybe I’m being really hypocritical right now.

 +16Posted on Feb 8th | re: In Defense Of Mumford & Sons (341 comments)

He could be a one-man White Stripes and Japandroids cover band!

 +5Posted on Feb 5th | re: Album Of The Week: My Bloody Valentine m b v (180 comments)

That’s what we all say. In reality, pfork scores are worth everyone’s attention when they agree with you, and worth no one’s when they don’t.

 +8Posted on Feb 3rd | re: Download My Bloody Valentine m b v (346 comments)

This is so fucking good. I’m having some sort of epiphany

 +9Posted on Feb 1st | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (69 comments)

Can we give Kevin some sort of prize? He perfectly conveyed the story, got the images in order by number of likes(?), and made me tear up a little in the process.

 0Posted on Jan 20th | re: The Flaming Lips Albums From Worst To Best (120 comments)

As someone who is currently 6 hours in, I can say that I’ve spent more time listening to 7 Skies than the first 3 Lips albums combined. That might say more about me than the albums, though.

 +2Posted on Dec 24th, 2012 | re: The 50 Most Anticipated Albums Of 2013 (240 comments)

Can’t wait for Marnie Stern, Doldrums, Atoms For Peace, Phoenix, and you guys totally left out the Flaming Lips and Starfucker. Bands I’m not holding my breath for: MBV, U2, Hockey, Franz Ferdinand

 +8Posted on Dec 19th, 2012 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Top 20 Albums Of 2012 (135 comments)

this list is bs im out

 0Posted on Dec 14th, 2012 | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (47 comments)

WHAT’S BROWN AND RHYMES WITH SNOOP?

DR DRE

 +14Posted on Dec 13th, 2012 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Top 20 Indie Rock Crushes Of 2012 (198 comments)

Seriously look at that face

 +1Posted on Dec 13th, 2012 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Top 20 Indie Rock Crushes Of 2012 (198 comments)

I can’t believe Spencer Krug didn’t make it

 0Posted on Dec 13th, 2012 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Top 10 New Acts Of 2012 (85 comments)

Man, Divine Fits are awesome. I’d vote for them twice if I could.

 +11Posted on Dec 11th, 2012 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Top 10 Music Videos Of 2012 (60 comments)

PSY should totally be #1, and I have the feeling that everyone knows it, but just doesn’t want to say it. Regardless of your thoughts on the song, no other music video has ever been so popular, and with good reason.

 +8Posted on Dec 11th, 2012 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Top 20 Tracks Of 2012 (186 comments)

Sometimes I come to this site just for heartwarming commenting stories like thomasbrownester’s. Other times I come here for other things.

 +6Posted on Dec 11th, 2012 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Top 20 Tracks Of 2012 (186 comments)

I know I am

 +1Posted on Dec 11th, 2012 | re: Stereogum's Top 40 Metal Albums Of 2012 (100 comments)

Are you offering to the writers, or the whole community?

I’m asking for a friend.

 +3Posted on Dec 11th, 2012 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Top 20 Tracks Of 2012 (186 comments)

It’s cheap fun pop music. Meant to be taken in with copious amounts of alcohol and good friends, maybe some dancing. There’s a time and a place for all genres, and pop’s is for when you want some fun music that doesn’t try to be anything more than it is.

BRB gonna blast some Black Eyed Peas because I’m so two thousand and late

 +4Posted on Dec 8th, 2012 | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (61 comments)

Here’s mine, compiled with love, care, and self-importance:

1. Divine Fits – A Thing Called Divine Fits
2. Moonface/Siinai – Heartbreaking Bravery
3. Dinosaur Jr – I Bet on Sky
4. Bloc Party – Four
5. Sawagi – Punch Games
6. Pomegranates – Heaven
7. Japandroids – Celebration Rock
8. School of Seven Bells – Ghostory
9. Smashing Pumpkins – Oceania
10. The Flaming Lips and Heady Fwends

 0Posted on Dec 3rd, 2012 | re: Win A Limited Edition Death Cab For Cutie Vinyl Box Set (873 comments)

Transatlanticism

 +1Posted on Dec 3rd, 2012 | re: Deconstructing: Memory Tapes And Life Beyond Chillwave (26 comments)

Man, between these well thought out articles and the weekly comment popularity contest, this site just makes me happy.

Also the giveaways, if for nothing else than the fleeting feeling of any of this having real-world significance.

 +1Posted on Dec 2nd, 2012 | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (63 comments)

Not that I don’t love my skeleton, I’m just all like “Woah you’re still here? Cool man.”

 +2Posted on Dec 2nd, 2012 | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (63 comments)

Sometimes I forget that there’s a whole skeleton inside of me, and when I remember I get a little freaked out.