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 +3Posted on Feb 21st | re: The 10 Best Morrissey Songs (61 comments)

I would have made room for “Why Don’t You Find Out For Yourself,” but whateves, that’s just a personal preference thing.

 +1Posted on Feb 13th | re: The Strokes - "All The Time" (94 comments)

I like both songs so far, but I don’t think they’re anywhere near as good as the best stuff from Angles.

 +2Posted on Feb 10th | re: In Defense Of Mumford & Sons (341 comments)

I also wanted to add that even though I’m indifferent towards this band, I think it’s really cool that a dude with a banjo has carved out a spot in the top 40 amongst vapid garbage like Pitbull. This pop-y folk stuff might all sound the same, but it’s a refreshing change of pace from this club dance music that’s been using the same structures and beats for years now.

Basically, if you’re going to hate someone, hate David fucking Guetta.

 -2Posted on Feb 10th | re: In Defense Of Mumford & Sons (341 comments)

Why does everyone feel the need to diss their clothes? They’re one of the most restrained looking mega artists I’ve ever seen. If their popularity and clothing choices are the main sources of your hatred, then you’re doing it all wrong.

 0Posted on Jan 25th | re: Coachella 2013 Lineup (163 comments)

Seriously, who the hell is going to voluntarily watch Jake Bugg’s set? Anyway, Blur is worth 10 good bands for my taste, so Sunday works just fine for me.

 +8Posted on Jan 25th | re: The Strokes - "One Way Trigger" (156 comments)

I dunno, that seemed like a strange vocal choice for JC. I liked everything else about it though.

 -1Posted on Jan 22nd | re: Vampire Weekend LP3 Out 5/6 (29 comments)

You must be a blast at parties.

 +6Posted on Jan 17th | re: The Strokes To Return With "All The Time" (3 comments)

whoa whoa whoa…come on now. You don’t just tease people with a Strokes single like that. This is serous business.

 -6Posted on Jan 16th | re: Album Of The Week: Free Energy Love Sign (72 comments)

It’s becoming quite annoying in this comment section that people somehow think the word “fun” shields an album from not being very good. I didn’t like the album at all, and that opinion has nothing to do with the level of “FUN” involved. I also listened to it yesterday on spotify before the p4k review was published.

 +2Posted on Jan 16th | re: Album Of The Week: Free Energy Love Sign (72 comments)

Being fun isn’t an automatic qualifier for being good. I mean, hell, look no further than the band that shares the same name with your incredibly insightful use of the word “fun” twice as some kind of justification to the merits of the music. Maybe some people think it’s a stale and uninteresting album.

 +13Posted on Jan 14th | re: Yeah Yeah Yeahs Mosquito Details (34 comments)

That cover looks like something out of Sid’s room from Toy Story.

 +28Posted on Jan 14th | re: Justin Timberlake - "Suit & Tie" (Feat. Jay-Z) (98 comments)

Wow, this one certainly brought out the fringe. It doesn’t blow me away or anything, but this song serves its purpose. Maybe if JT made more music, Chris Brown wouldn’t be as relevant. That’s something we can all hope for.

 -1Posted on Jan 10th | re: Coachella 2013 Lineup Not Revealed (51 comments)

I’d fly across the across the country to see Blur play at Coachella. But this is fake…and now I’m sad.

 +47Posted on Jan 8th | re: David Bowie - "Where Are We Now?" Video & The Next Day Details (67 comments)

I hate the internet.

 +11Posted on Jan 8th | re: David Bowie - "Where Are We Now?" Video & The Next Day Details (67 comments)

 -4Posted on Jan 8th | re: David Bowie - "Where Are We Now?" Video & The Next Day Details (67 comments)
 +4Posted on Dec 26th, 2012 | re: The Top 30 Electronic Dance Tracks Of 2012 (48 comments)

isn’t*

kind of changes things

 0Posted on Dec 26th, 2012 | re: The Top 30 Electronic Dance Tracks Of 2012 (48 comments)

No way Inspector Norse is number one…no wayyyyyyyyyyyyy. lol. Oh well.

 +6Posted on Dec 21st, 2012 | re: Stereogum's Top 40 Rap Albums Of 2012 (96 comments)

this doesn’t make any sense, but I’ve been drunk since 7…so there you go.

 +1Posted on Dec 21st, 2012 | re: Stereogum's Top 40 Rap Albums Of 2012 (96 comments)

Thanks for this. I probably listened to less rap this year than I have the previous 5 years combined. No reason for it really, but I have a ton of catching up to do.

 0Posted on Dec 21st, 2012 | re: Pitchfork's Top 50 Albums Of 2012 (251 comments)

Why do they rate albums if the actual graded number doesn’t play into the order of the year-end list? Don’t get me wrong, I really like what they did with it this year (anytime Chairlift gets a mention I get all warm and fuzzy inside), I just don’t see why they include a rating with their reviews if it doesn’t actually mean anything. That’s kind of being an attention whore when you jst want buzz with whatever the number happens to be.

Anyway, my list:

1. Chairlift – Something
2. Fiona Apple – Idler’s Dream
3. Frank Ocean – Channel Orange
4. Cloud Nothings – Attack On Memory
5. Swans – The Seer
6. Beach House – Bloom
7. Tame Impala – Lonerism
8. Father John Misty – Fear Fun
9. Ty Segall – Slaughterhouse
10. Sharon Van Etten – Tramp

 -9Posted on Dec 18th, 2012 | re: Pitchfork's Top 100 Tracks Of 2012 (234 comments)

What are we disagreeing with, the list or their reviews? If the list, fine. If it’s their reviews, well, if you don’t think they have a propensity for poorly written reviews (regardless of the overall grade), then I want to punch you in the face really hard.

 +3Posted on Dec 18th, 2012 | re: Pitchfork's Top 100 Tracks Of 2012 (234 comments)

Is there a particular reason why Disparate Youth has largely been ignored in this list cycle?

 -5Posted on Dec 18th, 2012 | re: Pitchfork's Top 100 Tracks Of 2012 (234 comments)

Their reviews still suck, but that’s a damn good list.

That was basically the greatest thing I’ve ever read.