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 +4Posted on May 17th | re: Elite Gymnastics - "Life/Trap" (2 comments)

banger

 +2Posted on May 16th | re: Here We Go Magic Just Picked Up A Hitchhiking John Waters (12 comments)

HWGM kicked ass at the Black Cat, go see em

 +3Posted on May 9th | re: Watch Django Django On Jools Holland (4 comments)

this song owns bones

 -16Posted on May 9th | re: Against Me! Frontman To Change Genders (197 comments)

they should change the band’s name to against he!

 +2Posted on Jan 30th | re: Garbage Not Your Kind Of People Details, Tour (7 comments)

“generally underwhelming Bleed Like Me”

tha fucc is this? if anything, that album didn’t enough love

shit overhyped girls say

 0Posted on Jan 4th | re: Shut Up, Dude: The 50 Best Comments Of 2011 (32 comments)

wow

youtube embed kanye west’s champion video for me, please

 +1Posted on Jan 4th | re: Shut Up, Dude: The 50 Best Comments Of 2011 (32 comments)

never underestimate the umbrage for year-end lists

 0Posted on Dec 8th, 2011 | re: Spiritualized Sweet Heart Sweet Light Details (1 comments)

excellent

 +15Posted on Dec 7th, 2011 | re: NME's 50 Best Albums Of 2011 (68 comments)

you can kiss my white ass if you think Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds is better than M83

 +4Posted on Dec 7th, 2011 | re: Rolling Stone's 50 Best Albums Of 2011 (117 comments)

What’s worse, just imagine how insufferable the meeting was to generate this horseshit list.

I bet some lowly associate editor threatened to go on a hunger strike if Turtleneck & Chain didn’t rank…

 +8Posted on Dec 5th, 2011 | re: Stereogum's Top 50 Albums Of 2011 (414 comments)

NO CHRIS GAINES FUCK THAT SHIT

 +6Posted on Dec 2nd, 2011 | re: FACT Magazine's Top 50 Albums Of 2011 (25 comments)

this is a fine list

 +117Posted on Nov 21st, 2011 | re: DeRogatis's 10 Worst Albums Of 2011 (109 comments)

you know you’ve made it as a troll when you hide under a bridge in your press pic

 +11Posted on Oct 12th, 2011 | re: NME's 150 Best Tracks Of The Past 15 Years (145 comments)

you’re telling me that ignition remix is not better than “are we human? or are we dancer?”

c’mon man

 +2Posted on Oct 10th, 2011 | re: Stream M83 Hurry Up, We're Dreaming (11 comments)

shit is nastier than a goldman sachs exec

 +2Posted on Sep 30th, 2011 | re: VH1 100 Greatest Songs Of The '00s (156 comments)

Chuck Klosterman said in a recent interview that these lists are made in a room of 5-10 writers and whoever has the loudest voice gets their way.

With that say, the lack of “Ignition (remix)” is completely reprehensible.

 +7Posted on Sep 30th, 2011 | re: VH1 100 Greatest Songs Of The '00s (156 comments)

WHERE

THE

FUCK

IS

IGNITION

REMIX

?!?!?!?

 0Posted on Aug 31st, 2011 | re: Premature Evaluation: M83 Hurry Up, We're Dreaming (49 comments)

excellent albym

 +1Posted on Aug 18th, 2011 | re: Girls - Father, Son, Holy Ghost Comment Party (63 comments)

The fourth, fifth, and sixth (“Vomit”) ones too… sheesh this is a really spectacular album

 +1Posted on Aug 18th, 2011 | re: Girls - Father, Son, Holy Ghost Comment Party (63 comments)

The first three songs are fantastic; to reiterate what everyone is saying, “Die” goes so hard

 +1Posted on Aug 12th, 2011 | re: JAY Z & Kanye West - "Otis" Video (45 comments)

so hype

 +4Posted on May 9th, 2011 | re: Tyler, The Creator - Goblin Comment Party (77 comments)

It’s funny how far we’ve come from “Your teacher preaches class like you’re some kind of jerk” to “Kill People / Burn Shit / Fuck School.”

 0Posted on May 9th, 2011 | re: Tyler, The Creator - Goblin Comment Party (77 comments)

Three things:

1) The Leak:
Considering that everyone is chiming in on an album that has yet to be released yet in America, I find it fascinating that we are able to even have this discussion without the cosigns of a Pitchfork BNM or accolades from The Source or XXL. With the exception of XL Record execs and the Golf Wang members, no one — not NME, not NYT, not Pitchfork, no one — had access to Goblin until it leaked last Wednesday. Much like The King Of Limbs’ release, everyone has an equal voice in analyzing and critiquing the album. However, TKOL was officially released by the band a day early, whereas OF fans had to scramble around for the past month, waiting for it to leak. Eventually it did, and I’ve pinpointed the exact source of the worldwide leak to, of all places, a Radiohead fansite: http://goo.gl/Vn1HH

2) The critical circle-jerk:
It’s an exciting album by a fascinating new artist. Of course I want to talk about it, so rather than roll your eyes and tweet about how there’s *another article* about justifying their rape lyrics or Tyler’s youth (most guilty parties: Awl, Thought Catalog), how about you back up your snark with some analysis? I admit the nature of music blogs make artists so disposable that who knows how long Odd Future will stay relevant. After all, the Beastie Boys were the rage just a week ago, and Goblin’s leak has completely blown them off the map. By tomorrow, I question if we will be willing to discuss ANOTHER Goblin review when the most relevant news will be Arcade Fire’s North American tour dates. However, the reason why OF is so interesting to me is not only because they release great music, but also because the mediums of Twitter, Youtube, and Tumblr permit us to watch as they become reality stars. Some watch Jersey Shore. Others tune into the fucktyler show.

3) The album:
Remember when the “Yonkers” video came out everyone started to flip out and the song/video were just perfect and OF’s hype really began to take off? But then the album version came out and “Yonkers” has that wonky third verse about Pitchfork faggots and Tyler’s conscience bunny hopping off his shoulder and it kind of spoils the song’s flow? “Yonkers” is Goblin in a microcosm. Tyler is incredibly talented, and Goblin is so full of choice moments (I’m particularly fond of “Goblin” and “Her,” and “She” is growing on me. “Fish” and “Analog” are pretty bad though), but Tyler needs to learn that brevity is a virtue. Do you really need many extended therapist soliloquies? I appreciate his unedited id to a certain degree, but it’s tough to listen to 74 minutes of a manchild rap about raping Taylor Swift.

In short, Goblin’s major flaw is the reason why Tyler is so praised: he doesn’t know how to shut the fuck up. My full review is here: http://goo.gl/Vn1HH

 0Posted on Apr 29th, 2011 | re: Titus Andronicus - "No Future Part Three: Escape From No Future" Video (4 comments)

they covered “oh bondage up yours!” in DC a few nights back, here’s a video I took of it http://goo.gl/IpyWJ