Wow. It never ceases to amaze me how this site’s toe-curlingly pretentious, fuck-wit regulars can so enthusiastically endorse such contrived, generic shit. You’ve heard this type of musical detritus many times before, so why the commotion?

You’re all dreadfully dull human beings.

I’d shake your hand, Darryl…

Firstly: those comebacks weren’t snappy. At all.

Secondly: A talentless sack of shit like Kanye West will always remain a talentless sack of shit, regardless of how many dimwitted people with abysmally poor taste in music there are who think that his new album is worth listening to.

Liking Kanye West should be made a criminal offence. This man is utterly bereft of any appreciable musical talent, and yet people lap up his detritus up with gusto.

What the fuck is wrong with peoples’ standards?