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 +12Posted on Feb 8th | re: In Defense Of Mumford & Sons (341 comments)

In Defense of Fox News

In Defense of Dane Cook

In Defense of Carlos Mencia

In Defense of Armond White

In Defense of the Bombing of Hiroshima

In Defense of Being Contrarian

 -1Posted on Dec 20th, 2012 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Top 20 Albums Of 2012 (135 comments)

Everything about this comment makes me sad. For one, the fact that this is your definition of a “slam”. Right, I point out that white, indie nerds listen to alot of the same crap from the same source. What a diss. Not like anybody has ever pointed that out before. Also, people who posts gifs on a website just to get cheap upvotes for a living shouldn’t be using adjectives like “underwhelming’, especially when your best comeback is “SARCASM IN CAPLOCKS”. But then again, you “live for this shit” because you have no life. I wait for my unfunny reply gif momentarily.

 -1Posted on Dec 20th, 2012 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Top 20 Albums Of 2012 (135 comments)

That would make sense, if in actuality, I did like one of the websites over the other, or if i was a fan of one the sites at all, but the fact is i’m not. You assumed too much to make your analogy work. Nice try, though.

 -2Posted on Dec 19th, 2012 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Top 20 Albums Of 2012 (135 comments)

No. They just all read pitchfork.

 +10Posted on Oct 16th, 2012 | re: Vines Frontman Arrested For Beating His Mum (49 comments)

You filled your gif quota for life a long time ago. Go back to reddit.

 -2Posted on Oct 5th, 2012 | re: Debating The Grizzly Bear NY Mag Story And Making A Living Making Music (192 comments)

Oh wow , Kevin Broydrick posted a gif.

I am Jack’s complete and utter shock.

 -8Posted on Oct 1st, 2012 | re: Fiona Apple Fires Back At Gossip Sites (31 comments)

Sorry your small mind takes critiques of artists you like personally, but the fact of the matter is, I know If this was anybody else, say Kelly Rowland, I bet you would’nt even care. As a white male, It’s clear that the subject is lost on you. You fail to look at things like privilege objectively.

 -12Posted on Oct 1st, 2012 | re: Grizzly Bear Are Not Rich (178 comments)

Hey Everyone! On a related note, check out my videoblog about how i wished i made more money here!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS7nqwGt4-I

 -11Posted on Oct 1st, 2012 | re: Fiona Apple Fires Back At Gossip Sites (31 comments)

You mean people who take sociology class? Ouch. Yeah. You got me.

 -10Posted on Oct 1st, 2012 | re: Grizzly Bear Are Not Rich (178 comments)

Who says I was “riled up”? Who says I didn’t read the article? Oh, the Grizzly Bear Nationalist. Way to write me off just because you can’t stand that your band has turned into Metallica circa ’03.

 -14Posted on Oct 1st, 2012 | re: Grizzly Bear Are Not Rich (178 comments)

Grizzly Bear are luckly to have such an unquestioning fanboy tool like you.

 -11Posted on Oct 1st, 2012 | re: Fiona Apple Fires Back At Gossip Sites (31 comments)

The race and class privileges of your precious indie darling are provocative, actually.

 -14Posted on Oct 1st, 2012 | re: Grizzly Bear Are Not Rich (178 comments)

Not rich? Get in line. Grizzly Bear are richer than I am, but you don’t see me calling the wambulance. Sorry if I don’t feel especially sorry for a Pitchfork-approved band comprised of white male hipsters from Brooklyn.

 -19Posted on Oct 1st, 2012 | re: Fiona Apple Fires Back At Gossip Sites (31 comments)

Am i supposed to feel sorry for Rich White Girl?

 -10Posted on Sep 4th, 2012 | re: Stevie Wonder Attempts To Clarify Frank Ocean Sexuality Comments (79 comments)

“I believe people can do and say whatever the fuck they want.” Bethany Cosentino of Best Coast on Urban Outfitters endorsing Rick Santorum.

It seems some of you hipsters are homophobic dickbags as well. No better than those Chick-fil-a eaters.

 0Posted on Aug 22nd, 2012 | re: One Beat Turns 10 (50 comments)

Fuck Portlandia

 +1Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 | re: Pussy Riot Found Guilty, Sentenced To Two Years In Prison (49 comments)

Arizona isn’t a country.

 +1Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 | re: Pussy Riot Found Guilty, Sentenced To Two Years In Prison (49 comments)

You’re so right. Artists should only tour in countries that have never done anything wrong. That’s reasonable.

 +1Posted on Aug 1st, 2012 | re: Kitty Pryde - "Hittin Lix" (8 comments)

Shitty Pryde. Awful, blatant, hipster shit.

 -8Posted on Jun 18th, 2012 | re: The 8 Best Music Moments From HBO's Girls (30 comments)

Did you guys see the one where the privileged white hipsters listen to terrible music?

Oh wait.

 +1Posted on May 22nd, 2012 | re: Dave Matthews Band - "Gaucho" (159 comments)

A weak point is better than no point, as i always say. Cool deviantart btw.

 -4Posted on May 21st, 2012 | re: Dave Matthews Band - "Gaucho" (159 comments)

I don’t? That was a statement about the collective bad taste all DMB fans have (and the ones on last.fm are no better). But of course, leave it to a Dave Matthews fan to have me explain something that couldn’t be any more blunt(no pun intended).

 -10Posted on May 20th, 2012 | re: Dave Matthews Band - "Gaucho" (159 comments)

Dave Matthews Band related artists on Spotifiy: Third Eye Blind, Spin Doctors, Counting Crows, Matchbox Twenty, John Mayer.

Nuff said. They suck. And Stereogum, if you’re gonna promote Dave Matthews, please go ahead and post Dane Cook’s tour schedule too.

 -5Posted on May 16th, 2012 | re: Stream Laurel Halo Quarantine (5 comments)

The album cover just screams ‘hipster racism’

 -1Posted on May 14th, 2012 | re: Browse Best Coast's Urban Outfitters Fashion Line (23 comments)

what a surprise, you can buy hipster clothes at a hipster store