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 0Posted on Jan 26th, 2009 | re: If You Like of Montreal, Maybe You Will Also Like Comcast HD (18 comments)

“happy, feel good song”

 0Posted on Jan 5th, 2009 | re: Is Merriweather Post Pavilion The Best Album Of 2009? (291 comments)

You’re right, cos it wasn’t clearly meant as a joke or anything.

 0Posted on Dec 22nd, 2008 | re: BeyoncĂ© Vs. Fleet Foxes (40 comments)

if i were beyonce, i’d be pretty insulted by this. fucking fleet foxezzzz are the most boring band to get wide exposure in a while

 0Posted on Dec 19th, 2008 | re: Your MySplice III Covers (23 comments)

you’re the first person to ever have that thought. moron.

 0Posted on Dec 11th, 2008 | re: Rolling Stone's 100 Best Singles Of 2008 (76 comments)

Ah, right. indie rock = good. anything else = bad. now i get it.

“…doing something embarrassing like working with Timbaland”

uh, except Timbaland is about 100X as relevant and talented as you are. shut up and go away forever please, Billy.

 0Posted on Dec 8th, 2008 | re: Best Album (222 comments)

Ugh, you’re right. Totally should have been higher. So good.

 0Posted on Dec 8th, 2008 | re: Best Album (222 comments)

hahahahaahahahhah SHUT UP you fucking twelve year old. it’s not underground enuf!!!!1!

 0Posted on Dec 8th, 2008 | re: Best Album (222 comments)

Aside from the obvious and terrible #1 pick, the top ten is a LOT better than the list as a whole, which kinda sucks.

I disagree. It’s probably more accessible, but it hardly captures the band’s core aesthetic.

 0Posted on Dec 3rd, 2008 | re: Your Favorite Bands Do Red Hot Comp (21 comments)

good god, i thought it was a red hot chili peppers cover album for a second

 0Posted on Nov 28th, 2008 | re: Uncut's Top 50 & Mojo's Top 50 of 2008 (182 comments)

sign me up

 0Posted on Nov 28th, 2008 | re: Uncut's Top 50 & Mojo's Top 50 of 2008 (182 comments)

uh, i hope that’s not actually the Fleet Foxes dude. If it is, you’re walking the thin line between sincere self-deprication (which can be endearing) and calculated, outright self-pity (which is rather unbecoming). i agree with you that the album wasn’t good, but at least stand by what you’ve created.

 0Posted on Nov 28th, 2008 | re: Uncut's Top 50 & Mojo's Top 50 of 2008 (182 comments)

i dunno, enumeration the ways in which he was wrong sounds good

 0Posted on Nov 26th, 2008 | re: Uncut's Top 50 & Mojo's Top 50 of 2008 (182 comments)

what?
1) they’ve been getting ubiquitous recognition since 2007.
2) how did they sell out? i mean, the album wasn’t any good, but so what if they made some money?

 0Posted on Nov 25th, 2008 | re: Kanye West Brings "Love Lockdown" To Letterman (17 comments)

uh, he killed it guys. of course, this is about the only song worth anything on the record.

 0Posted on Nov 24th, 2008 | re: Stereogum x Amazon MP3 Friendly Deals #3: The Shins' Oh, Inverted World (14 comments)

is this a re-do from the other #2?

 0Posted on Nov 24th, 2008 | re: 2008 American Music Awards: Just The Good Parts (32 comments)

stephen, you’re a fucking clown. no, you could not write a better song than “Single Ladies.”
anyway, a good number of these people indeed do suck, but beyonce is not among them.

 0Posted on Nov 22nd, 2008 | re: Blender's Top 33 Of 2008 (128 comments)

this list isn’t that terrible. i’m glad real emotional trash and skeletal lamping are on it. Nos 12-10 are kinda wtf, along with a couple of other curious choices, but all in all it could have been a lot worse

 0Posted on Nov 22nd, 2008 | re: Blender's Top 33 Of 2008 (128 comments)

you’ve figured it all out! way to go!
also, shut up.

 0Posted on Nov 21st, 2008 | re: Third Eye Blind Respond To Bitchy Stereogum Post (167 comments)

what’s shovanistic?

 0Posted on Nov 21st, 2008 | re: Third Eye Blind Respond To Bitchy Stereogum Post (167 comments)

you’re right, but it’s mostly due to the fact they’ve made two of the decade’s best albums of the past couple years.

 0Posted on Nov 21st, 2008 | re: Paste's Top 50 Of 2008 (187 comments)

*MAKES GENERIC COMMENT, BRIEFLY REFERS TO A RESPECTED INDIE ALBUM, WAITS FOR COMMENT TO BE VOTED UP*

 0Posted on Nov 21st, 2008 | re: Third Eye Blind Respond To Bitchy Stereogum Post (167 comments)

dude, it’s very clear that you are rather unfamiliar with a lot of music. it’s cool that you like a certain kind of music rather exclusively, but it just means that you just aren’t gonna know what you’re talking about concerning certain stuff. someday you’ll realize there’s more music out there than indie music (i’m writing this as an indie fan!), and it’s going to be a great day for you. best of luck getting there.

 0Posted on Nov 20th, 2008 | re: Third Eye Blind Respond To Bitchy Stereogum Post (167 comments)

Well said, and you’re OTM about it being a poor example of their craft because well, it’s a classic Jenkins melody (and to tell you the truth, the lyrics IN THEORY aren’t that far off from his usual way of going about things). It just doesn’t work that well, and it means nothing more to me than that. It’s an admirable failure, though, because in the end it’s just plain funny and silly and fun.
That said, I don’t have a problem with Stereogum running the original post about the song being bad, because that’s their job as a music blog. A little snarky, but that’s cool, and it was funny. At least they took an actual opinion on the matter; my problem lay with the 100+ people whose comments more or less boiled down to “lol radio band CREED.” It’s a little depressing that so few people were capable of 1) thinking for themselves or 2) any kind of analysis or perspective. It’s cool though, and I realize these threads aren’t meant for actual discourse 90% of the time.