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 0Posted on Feb 8th, 2010 | re: Basement Jaxx Remix ABC (4 comments)

This comment is quite the abomination. Must have taken at least ten minutes to do and sounds awful.

 0Posted on Jan 15th, 2010 | re: Death Cab For Cutie Cover "Don't You (Forget About Me)" (40 comments)

Terrible. Please stop.

 0Posted on Jan 13th, 2010 | re: New Empire Of The Sun Video - "Without You" (23 comments)

This rules. You’re all just jealous of his naturally-shadowed eyes.

 0Posted on Jan 4th, 2010 | re: Premature Evaluation: Vampire Weekend - Contra (56 comments)

Uh, its spelled gypped, and in case you didn’t know, its like saying n*gger-rigged or something equally as racially suggestive. Get a new mouth.

 0Posted on Dec 31st, 2009 | re: Stereogum's 50 Most Downloaded MP3s Of 2009 (32 comments)

GO GO Golden Filter! Not only is that track badass, but everything they touch turns out the same. Glad to see classy dance music among Monsters of Fuck and Radiohead playing the same song over and over forever.

 0Posted on Dec 14th, 2009 | re: Premature Evaluation: Yeasayer - Odd Blood (99 comments)

Gotta say, this is probably the best thing this band could’ve done, and easily the best album they’ll ever make. Their first just seemed like Genesis on weed. This betters that sound with real, real pop music, something that a lot of “indie” folks find much to their chagrin, but yet something I felt lurking in the first album behind a mask of “too cool.” I felt like this band was a side project waiting to become the real deal, and they have here. Perfect album? Time will certainly tell that it isn’t. But turning indie pop into bonafied radio smashatron, that it does. Any the results please me very, very much.

 0Posted on Dec 7th, 2009 | re: Rivers Cuomo & Family In Bus Crash, Weezer Shows Canceled (26 comments)

Cry Me a Rivers

 0Posted on Oct 9th, 2009 | re: Coachella Confirms 2010 Dates, Not Pavement (Yet) (13 comments)

Will the Avetts be playing from the part of their catalog before they jumped the shark?

 0Posted on Oct 8th, 2009 | re: Uncut's Top 20 Albums Of The '00s (118 comments)

Pretty agreed. Once you start getting arrested for lurking outside someone’s home, looking homeless, its time to go. But this Christmas album is gonna rock.

 0Posted on Aug 12th, 2009 | re: New Wavves - "Cool Jumper" (22 comments)

Someone buy these kids’ album so they can afford haircuts. Damn torrent culture.

 0Posted on Jun 15th, 2009 | re: Pixies Reunite Again, Release $500 Box Set With Penis Graffiti (37 comments)

Is this band supposed to be important or something?

 0Posted on Jun 14th, 2009 | re: Bonnaroo 2009: Brooklyn Go Hard (40 comments)

Dude, I wish it was as sweet as that time Trey played Divided Sky until his hands bled. I think it was Red Rocks. I totally finger-banged a hippie chick in the Honey Bucket for a half of shrooms, ate em all, and did it again cause I couldn’t get the smell of patchouli off my hand. Figured her karma needed it. Oh, and my frat bros were all, yeah, she’s like a 6. Nice boobs, though.

 0Posted on Jun 10th, 2009 | re: Trent Reznor Quits Web 2.0, Offers Cutting Advice To Haters (95 comments)

I often comment on message boards DIRECTLY to the person the story’s about.

 0Posted on Jun 6th, 2009 | re: New Empire Of the Sun Video - "Standing On The Shore" (16 comments)

silly boys making awesome tunes and wacky art. hawght

 0Posted on Jun 1st, 2009 | re: Kanye Claims Books Are Lame, Wordy (147 comments)

I THINK HE IS REALLY AWESOME AND YOU GUYS ARE JUST HATERS AND I DON’T MIND LETTING YOU KNOW IN THE SAME TYPEFACE AS HIS RIDICULOUS BLOG WHICH YOU HAVE TO READ. Oh. Oops.

 0Posted on Jun 1st, 2009 | re: Wavves' Meltdown In Spain (And Apology) (173 comments)

More like they’re touring to pay back their label for distribution. And that ain’t happening now. Goodbye, rights to your own music; hello, record company GREAT SUCCESS! Man, indie music rocks.

 0Posted on May 29th, 2009 | re: Wavves' Meltdown In Spain (And Apology) (173 comments)

Overhyped, true. Pitchforked and hung out to dry on a huge European tour, true. But hearing that a band you were never quite fond of loses it in the second-most laid-back country in the world: PRICELESS. Psychedelic Horseshit blow, but that was the greatest (and apparently now truest) interview ever.

 0Posted on May 16th, 2009 | re: Weezer Cover MGMT (84 comments)

i’d have sex with “hipsters are so bad for the state of music”

 0Posted on May 7th, 2009 | re: Courtney Love Does Not Approve Of Ryan Adams/Mandy Moore Union (33 comments)

I think her shitty boob-job writes her blog.

 0Posted on Apr 29th, 2009 | re: Capitol Hill Block Party 2009 Line-Up (8 comments)

“truckasaurus should bring the dance” is just about the least true thing i’ve ever heard. this band sounds like my nintendo broke.

 0Posted on Apr 29th, 2009 | re: Calvin Harris Remixes Passion Pit (10 comments)

holy crap christ dude, you are fucking unreal.

 0Posted on Apr 28th, 2009 | re: New Matt & Kim Video - "Lessons Learned" (73 comments)

Fer reels!

 0Posted on Apr 28th, 2009 | re: Capitol Hill Block Party 2009 Line-Up (8 comments)

Where’s all the sweet electro-dance? Did they sleep through the fact that no one gave a shit about fucking Hold Steady and Vampire Weekend, and instead lost it to GirlTalk and Chromeo? Or am I just sooooo last year?

 0Posted on Apr 26th, 2009 | re: Psychedelic Horseshit Hates On Wavves, No Age, TVOTR (140 comments)

So last week, Stereogum.

 0Posted on Apr 16th, 2009 | re: Will Oldham Has Beef With Wes Anderson, Apparently? (128 comments)

I can’t believe I like something that’s come out of Will Oldham’s mouth.