Nick, I’m sure you’re a pleasant fellow but you’re very confused. Ian is correct – LDR is sexy but it’s not about her. It’s about the music’s vibe. Sex sells sports cars and Jaguar wants to sell lots of them to middle aged men. The last half of the ad plays a short clip of her tune and it’s a lot of heavy breathing…you know, the kind an aroused lady friend might make in the heat of the moment.

Obviously, Patrick Carney is a dimwit. Michael Anthony is a happy member of Chickenfoot. Eddie’s son wanted to join the band. The kid can play the bass. EVH and AVH have earned the right to do whatever they please. Obviously, EVH loves his son.