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 0Posted on Feb 25th | re: Joanna Newsom & Andy Samberg Are Engaged (20 comments)

1. Cut a hole in a box
2. Put “The Harp” in that box
3. Make her open that box

 +2Posted on Feb 3rd | re: Download My Bloody Valentine m b v (346 comments)

So AOTY, right?

 +3Posted on Feb 1st | re: The 5 Best Videos Of The Week (8 comments)

No “YOLO” in the top 5? I guess Adam Levine is where Stereogum draws the line…

 +2Posted on Jan 31st | re: The 10 Best OutKast Songs (152 comments)

Hey Ya on top. A bunch of other classics below. I can’t complain, although if I were the author I’d apologize a trillion times for leaving “Ms. Jackson” off.

 +9Posted on Jan 30th | re: Deconstructing: How The USPS Is Killing Indie (64 comments)

Well, I’ve never had a problem with the Postal Service…

 +1Posted on Jan 30th | re: Craftwerk: The 10 Weirdest Prince Crafts On The Web (6 comments)

Win a date with Prince: Must be female and OK with the Lovesexy sign by my bed. Send me the email of three other girls you know.

 +1Posted on Jan 18th | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (34 comments)

I don’t think Andy Kaufman would admit to being Andy Kaufman…

 +3Posted on Jan 18th | re: The 5 Best Videos Of The Week (11 comments)

Possibly the best one-dude-dancing music video since “Lonely Boy.”

 0Posted on Jan 16th | re: The Flaming Lips Albums From Worst To Best (120 comments)

Based on the albums I know, I agree with about 2% of this list, but it was cool reading write-ups for the ones I haven’t heard yet. Been meaning to check out Clouds Taste Metallic for a while…

 +1Posted on Jan 10th | re: Coachella 2013 Lineup Not Revealed (51 comments)

Saturday: A bunch of semi-obscure DJs in bold. 2 Chainz in the smallest possible font.

 +1Posted on Dec 22nd, 2012 | re: The 10 Best Indie Christmas Songs (47 comments)

Maybe it’s not indie, but I’ve always been partial to “Father Christmas” by the Kinks.

 +1Posted on Nov 14th, 2012 | re: Ween Albums From Worst To Best (100 comments)

Are you “Waving Your Dick in the Wind”?

 +1Posted on Nov 14th, 2012 | re: Ween Albums From Worst To Best (100 comments)

This article made me want Mexican takeout…

 +1Posted on Nov 5th, 2012 | re: Top 10 Rock Operas That Deserve A Stage Adaptation (50 comments)

Personally, I think the hardest part about doing Lamb Lies Down on Broadway would be staging the part where Rael gets (temporarily?) castrated by the doctor, then has his “manhood” stolen by a raven…

 +15Posted on Oct 24th, 2012 | re: The Velvet Underground's 10 Best Songs (94 comments)

Cool list, but my #1 will always be “Sunday Morning.”

 0Posted on Oct 13th, 2012 | re: The 5 Best Videos Of The Week (13 comments)

I was excited when I saw Jack Black in the thumbnail for the OFF! video and Jack White in the description. Thought it was going to be a battle of the Jacks. Too bad its just a typo…

 0Posted on Oct 9th, 2012 | re: The Mountain Goats - "Cry For Judas" Video (3 comments)

Great video. Also, John Darnielle and John Oliver (from the Daily Show) are starting to look more alike every day.

 +1Posted on Oct 2nd, 2012 | re: Album Of The Week: Miguel Kaleidoscope Dream (10 comments)

This might be the first review ever to suggest that the Mountain Goats make TOO MANY new “musical decisions” between albums…

 +1Posted on Aug 4th, 2012 | re: Read Fiction From Twin Shadow: "The Night Of The Silver Sun" (5 comments)

50 Shades of Shadow

 +1Posted on Jul 16th, 2012 | re: Jack White - "Freedom At 21" Video (17 comments)

1:35-1:38 — Looks Jack White picked up some of his dance moves from Jasper in Odd Future…

 +38Posted on Jul 2nd, 2012 | re: Christopher Owens Quits Girls (92 comments)

Q: What does Christopher Owens have in common with the Japandroids?
A: They both “quit Girls”!

 +9Posted on Jun 14th, 2012 | re: David Byrne & St. Vincent - "Who" & Love This Giant Details (29 comments)

It looks like Annie is in the early stages of whatever disease that woman in the radiator from Eraserhead had…

 +7Posted on Jun 8th, 2012 | re: Erykah Badu Is Not Happy With Wayne Coyne (109 comments)

If you could show Erykah Badu naked without getting her permission, would you do it?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah, Yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah.

 +4Posted on May 31st, 2012 | re: NME's 100 Best Tracks Of The '00s (222 comments)

Tempted to complain about “Milkshake” being ranked higher than , but I love the idea of NME’s reviews being written with that song blaring in the background…

 -8Posted on May 16th, 2012 | re: Caption Contest: Dirty Projectors Swing Lo Magellan Cover (265 comments)

“Bonny Bear? You just missed him…”