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 0Posted on Dec 15th, 2009 | re: Pitchfork's Top 100 Songs Of 2009 (191 comments)

Swap out “Shine Blockas” and “Zero” with DOOM’s “Gazillion Ear” and Wild Beasts’ “All The Kings Men” and you have my top ten.

 0Posted on Oct 2nd, 2009 | re: Pitchfork's 20 Greatest Albums Of The '00s (274 comments)

The album ratings are the opinion of the specific writer assigned to review that album, while this list is the result of a vote by everyone at P4K. There are bound to be some discrepancies between the two.

 0Posted on Sep 30th, 2009 | re: Dirty Projectors Bring Mount Wittenberg Orca To Fallon (28 comments)

I’ve never understood it when people claim that I must be “pretending” to enjoy a band based on their particular aversion to them. So you don’t like Dirty Projectors, that’s fine, I’m not particularly fond of McDonald’s, does that mean that everyone else eating it happily on a daily basis is faking it? No. Different people have different tastes, musical or otherwise. It’s not that big of a deal.

 0Posted on Sep 28th, 2009 | re: Wavves, Black Lips In Brooklyn Bar Fight (112 comments)

That’s such a cop-out. The band’s drunken stage antics hardly excuses Jared’s choice of words, or his asshole actions. He walked up to a stranger and basically said, “You’re a faggot and I don’t like you…” then recounted the event as if he were proud of it. Yup, sounds like every homophobic asshole I went to high school with.

 0Posted on Sep 28th, 2009 | re: Wavves, Black Lips In Brooklyn Bar Fight (112 comments)

“Lo-Fi, I love you but you’re bringing me down.”

I enjoy both bands and could care less about their little hissy-fits, but one thing I can’t stand is the casual homophobia that seems to flow from Jared’s mouth. I know his band is stuck in the sixties, but it’s actually 2009 now and that shit doesn’t fly anymore.

 0Posted on Sep 23rd, 2009 | re: Monsters Of Folk "Say Please" On Conan, Release "Right Place" Video (36 comments)

If we’re talking indie supergroups, Swan Lake could eat these guys alive.

 0Posted on Sep 4th, 2009 | re: St. Vincent Brings "Marrow" To Kimmel (18 comments)

She may not be a “shredder”, but she is a damn good guitar player:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lan-UQfN0zs

 0Posted on Sep 1st, 2009 | re: Dirty Projectors Bring "Cannibal Resource" To Letterman (75 comments)

I think they should have gone with “No Intention” instead.

I played the album at work to a bunch of people who had never heard them and it was the only song everyone enjoyed. To people who are already fans of the band it can seem like sort of a boring song, especially since it’s sandwiched between two monster tracks on the album, but for the uninitiated it’s probably the easiest to enjoy.

Also, everyone I’ve played the album to hates “Stillness Is The Move”.

Whatever.

 0Posted on Aug 31st, 2009 | re: Michael McDonald Covers Grizzly Bear (44 comments)

Michael McDonald > cocaine rumors

 0Posted on Aug 30th, 2009 | re: Foo Fighters Get A Greatest Hits ... Who Else Is Due? (138 comments)

MF Doom.

He’s got a crazy discography spread across albums under several different aliases and a ton of guest appearances. Include the best of those and throw in a few tracks from his early 90′s KMD days and you’ve got a great compilation.

 0Posted on Aug 30th, 2009 | re: Noel Quits Oasis Again (96 comments)

Blur reunite, Oasis breaks up and Jarvis is still kicking ass all by his lonesome. Yup, sounds about right.

 0Posted on Aug 25th, 2009 | re: New Converge - "Dark Horse" (11 comments)

“Jane Doe” was the soundtrack to my first year at college, so Converge will always hold a special place in my heart. I still think Ben Koller is one of the best drummers I’ve ever heard. This track just made my morning.

 0Posted on Aug 19th, 2009 | re: New Wolfmother - "New Moon Rising" (33 comments)

Haha! I guess I’m not a man of my word.

Rock Star?

If Tegan & Sara ever do a song with Imogen Heap then Stereogum will implode under the massive influx of fanatical unregistered comments.

http://stereogum.com/archives/album_art/new-imogen-heap-first-train-home_078841.html

 0Posted on Aug 18th, 2009 | re: Built To Spill's There Is No Enemy Album Info (31 comments)

Yeah, I absolutely love Built To Spill and have no doubt that this album will kick ass, but that cover looks like a late 90′s nu-metal album. It’s giving me Korn flashbacks.

 0Posted on Aug 15th, 2009 | re: New Wolfmother - "New Moon Rising" (33 comments)

Any story about Wolfmother is a good excuse to link to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXKo4z7GS78

I love Mike Patton.

 0Posted on Aug 15th, 2009 | re: Patrick Wolf Loses His Shit In Germany (75 comments)

I’m ending every paragraph I write from now on with that little sentence fragment, so thanks for the inspiration. Rock Star.

*drops mic, throws up hands*

 0Posted on Aug 13th, 2009 | re: New Radiohead - "These Are My Twisted Words" (181 comments)

I’m pretty sure it just sounds like Radiohead.

 0Posted on Aug 13th, 2009 | re: New Radiohead - "These Are My Twisted Words" (181 comments)

If it is Radiohead this song is basically them in “b-side” mode. And I do not mean that in a bad way. Their b-sides are killer; “Palo Alto”, “The Trickster”, “The Amazing Sounds of Orgy”, “Bishop’s Robes”, “A Reminder”, “Kinetic”; all brilliant. Who else has b-sides that can compete with that? Pavement, maybe, but…..

Wait. What were we talking about again?

 0Posted on Aug 13th, 2009 | re: New Juan Maclean Video - "Happy House" (3 comments)

I feel like “The Future Will Come” hasn’t gotten the attention it deserves. It’s easily one of my top ten records of the year, and with a year like we’ve been having that’s saying something.

 0Posted on Jul 25th, 2009 | re: New Jay-Z (Feat. Rihanna & Kanye West) - "Run This Town" (115 comments)

Iggy Pop, Velvet Underground and Joy Division.

Okay.

Did you just get into punk last month? Because there is a whole world beyond those three you just mentioned.

And I would wager that certain early 70′s Krautrock releases by bands like Neu!, Faust and Kraftwerk were a pretty big influence on Joy Division and the production styles of Martin Hannett. Does that mean Joy Division were just “regurgitating” the past?

Every band has influences, certain bands take those influences and do something great with them. Kind of like every band on that list I wrote above. Talking Heads, Sonic Youth, The Smiths, My Bloody Valentine, Hüsker Dü, Pavement and countless others have contributed more to music and culture than you have or ever will.

 0Posted on Jul 25th, 2009 | re: New Jay-Z (Feat. Rihanna & Kanye West) - "Run This Town" (115 comments)

Learn my music history? Really?

Just for kicks, let’s take a little stroll through my post-1980 music collection:

This Heat – Deceit
Brian Eno & David Byrne – My Life In The Bush of Ghosts
Television Personalities – …And Don’t The Kids Just Love It
Black Flag – Damaged
The Clash – Sandinista!
Kraftwerk – Computer World
X – “Wild Gift”
The Gun Club – Fire of Love
Mission of Burma – Vs.
The Human League – Dare
Bauhaus – Mask
New Order – Power, Corruption and Lies
The Cure – Pornography
Madness – The Rise and Fall…
Kate Bush – The Dreaming
Talking Heads – Stop Making Sense
ESG – Come Away With ESG
Elvis Costello – Imperial Bedroom
Bruce Springsteen – Nebraska
The Birthday Party – Junkyard
Violent Femmes – Violent Femmes
REM – Murmur
THE THE – Soul Mining
Tom Waits – Swordfishtrombones
Echo & The Bunnymen – Porcupine
U2 – War
Hüsker Dü – New Day Rising
Meat Puppets – II
Minor Threat – Out of Step
The Replacements – Let It Be
Minutemen – Double Nickels on the Dime
The Fall – This Nation’s Saving Grace
Cocteau Twins – Treasure
Mekons – Fear and Whiskey
Big Black – Atomizer
The Pogues – Rum, Sodomy and the Lash
The Smiths – Meat is Murder
The Jesus & Mary Chain – Psychocandy
Rites of Spring – Rites of Spring
Dexy’s Midnight Runners – Don’t Stand Me Down
Billy Bragg – Talking With The Taxman…
Talk Talk – The Colour of Spring
Sonic Youth – EVOL
Throwing Muses – Throwing Muses
XTC – Skylarking
Bad Brains – I Against I

And that gets us to about 1986. I could go on, but typing that much was enough. Enjoy your “Eagles: Their Greatest Hits” or whatever it is you grade papers to.

 0Posted on Jul 24th, 2009 | re: New Jay-Z (Feat. Rihanna & Kanye West) - "Run This Town" (115 comments)

“Everything after 1980 is shit.”

What?

 0Posted on Jul 21st, 2009 | re: New Wavves Demo - "Mickey Mouse" (15 comments)

He does:

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/10153-pullhair-rubeye/

 0Posted on Jul 15th, 2009 | re: Julian Casablancas Goes Solo With The Phrazes For The Young LP (64 comments)

An album isn’t defined by the amount of tracks on it, but by it’s running time.

Most LPs fall between 30-80 minutes, while an EP would generally be 15-30 minutes. There were a number of Krautrock and Prog albums in the 70′s that were only three or four tracks but the tracks themselves would be over 20 minutes, making the albums pretty damn long. Look at at any mid-period Yes album for instance, or anything by Sunn O))).

Also, Wolf Parade’s “At Mount Zoomer” was only 9 tracks but two of them were 6 minutes long and the last one was over 10.

Plus, it ruled.

My point is: Shut up.