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> the most important rapper of his generation
Wow, I didn’t know Stereogum hired 12 year old writers.
I like how the title isn’t ” vote for the band you like”, rather ” vote for the band we like. Don’t even worry about who the other bands are. You’ve got a stereotype to maintain.”
How about fuck you. Like I was gonna send Lol B to the Grammy’s when snsd is on the list.
Ah, the classic “shitty music is good when an angsty teen does it.” Newsflash: all angsty teens make shitty music.
> but he ends up just missing it, the spell broken when his mother calls him to bother him about bringing the car back, since she’s got to get to an appointment with the city. (…) During the chase, he’s once again on the phone with his mom…
That’s not what happened. He doesn’t answer the phone in the first skit. His mother even tells his father that it’s just his voicemail. It implies that something heavy is going on during the recording.
That’s not his father on “Backseat Freestyle” either.
It’s really cute that you music critics heard from a friend of friend that this album had a story and are struggle to figure out what it is. It’s really not that difficult.
Leonard Cohen’s 10 most entry-level songs after Hallelujah.
Holy shit! Someone in America isn’t rich! This is serious! Somebody get this guy a bucket of gold, quick!
Piero Scaruffi was right: to be a classical critic, you have know everything there is to know about classical music; to be a jazz critic, you have to know everything there is to know about jazz; to be a rock critic, all you need is a beard.
You can’t really write about Bob Dylan if you don’t know everything there is to know about folk, blues, rock-n-roll, etc. There’s so many allusions and so much musical history in these tracks I wouldn’t know where to begin. Tom Waits is probably the most generic comparison that could have possibly been made. “Rainy Day Woman #12 & 35″ owes more to “Mannish Boy” than “Early Roman Kings” does.
The Titanic is irrelevant? Gee, he should have made the song about Mark Zuckerburg, called it @bobdylan – #tempest and premiered it in a Google+ hangout. Maybe write some songs about woman’s designer purses like the voice of our generation, Kanye West, does. Can’t wait to see what he puts out when he’s 70+ years old.
25 is pretty damn young for a fucking tree.
Yeah, I can tell you have a great sense of humor.
In any case, I just remembered he was in The Life Aquatic. Once you star in a Wes Anderson film you’re basically hipster royalty.
What is with hipsters and Bill Murray?
“I am so retarded with a spit like a retarded kid that spits”
- Kanye West
Stay retarded, hipsters.
Yeah, why would anybody go to a *concert* to see a *band* play *music* when they can see some guy rap off beat and mash random button on his sampler with ballerinas and a slide show from a community college “intro to art history” class?
And how dare they use the word “retard.” This makes me so pissed I’m gonna vent by bumping Odd Future. Rape bitchez. Swag.
The album is called Reincarnated, not Reincarnation.