Find Me On:
8:00 AM – ?uest wakes up and showers.
8:30 AM – ?uest eats breakfast.
9:00 AM – ?uest makes poo and then showers again.
9:30 AM – ?uest eats breakfast #2.
10:00 AM – ?uest does some emails, plans work/practice schedule for the day.
11:00 AM – ?uest eats brunch.
11:30 AM – ?uest works on paradiddles and other essential drum rudiments.
12:30 PM – ?uest eats lunch.
1:00 PM – ?uest hits the studio to track Roots demos and content for upcoming collaboration TDA.
3:00 PM – ?uest eats lunch #2.
3:30 PM – ?uest destroys drum throne with butt wind explosion drives to nearby Guitar Center for new throne.
4:00 PM – ?uest sees White Castle on the way home from Guitar Center and has early dinner.
4:30 PM – ?uest has regularly-scheduled dinner.
5:00 PM – ?uest does interview with Stereogum to discuss Morgan Spurlock and other types of locks.
5:30 PM – ?uest gets showered and preps for performance with Bon Iver at Fros & Bros: A Festival Dedicated to Diversity, Equality, and Corresponding Tweets.
6:30 PM – ?uest drives to festival.
7:00 PM – ?uest drums the fuck out of a 45 minute set, makes a shoutout to J-Dilla, and comes back onstage for an encore that features special guests Q-Tip and holograms of Jem and the Rockers (the Rockers had left Barbie’s Mattel imprint to replace Jem’s Holograms after they were allegedly found in a backstage gangbang with then-Jem boyfriend He-Man in ’89.)
8:30 PM – To celebrate the successful performance, ?uest makes his signature dessert, comprised of a frozen Buick Le Sabre and sour patch kid demi-glaze.
9:30 PM – ?uest makes doodoo #2 and heads home.
10:00 PM – ?uest gets home and hits the sack.
Shut up, dude.
A bad day of playing Soggy Biscuit is still better than a good day at work.
I really got downvoted for this? To who did that:
Lighten the fuck up.
Well, it’s better than Hot Sharts, which is what God calls them.
Yup. It’s a similar story to how WAVVES was originally called Toolbag Kid Who May Obtain A Guitar In An Hour. Then 60 minutes later, it was WAVVES.
Remember when N.W.A. was called The Grundleratorial Exfarkricated Tittliciousness Buckets?