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I know it’s been discussed again and again but I really feel that it’s a simple matter regarding authenticity. People want the real thing, and it’s not difficult to know when you’re getting played.

Most people that take their music listening habits seriously can see right through contrivedness of top 40/radio bullshit. It comes across in the music too. It’s pretty obvious that Mumford et all are rolling in the $ yet posturing as this small-town ‘let’s go play a jaunty tale at the local fishermens’ pub’ bullshit. Think of how many shitty bands Nirvana spawned in the 90′s, or The Strokes spawned in the 00′s. None eclipse the original, yet everyone is trying to capitalize on the market once it becomes ‘sellable’ for mass appeal. For all intents and purposes, it kills the genre once other artists jump on an archetype to make money. That’s what has happened over the past year or so with the ‘civil-war-wave’ banjo & suspenders genre. It’s cooked.

To use another analogy, music consumption is alot like food consumption. Sure, once in awhile I’ll eat shit and like it, even though a)I know it’s shit and b)I will inevitable hate myself for it. But when you’re going out for a nice meal, you don’t want your tikka masala or sushi coming from 18 year old white dudes in the kitchen. Sure, they can get close to an ‘authentic’ product, but underneath it all you just know in your heart of hearts that it’s lacking. That’s sort of how I feel listening to the artists in question.

 +6Posted on Feb 2nd | re: The 10 Best OutKast Songs (152 comments)

Not sure if anyone else feels this way, but it’s something no one’s brought up yet that’s probably worth mentioning.

To me, “Hey Ya” barely qualifies as an Outkast song.

By the time Speakerboxxx/The Love Below came out, Dre and Big were already heading in separate directions. It’s Outkast, sure, but in name only…and even then, not really. They couldn’t even decide on one title.

Shouldn’t the “10 best…” list feature songs that prominently feature (all) members of the group in question? There are certainly enough..

 0Posted on Aug 25th, 2012 | re: Grimes - "Genesis" Video (51 comments)

grimes and her musical aesthetic are shit

 -6Posted on Aug 25th, 2012 | re: LA Weekly's 20 Worst Hipster Bands (221 comments)

ps bonny bear is totally pretentious $@#$ so they got that right

 +2Posted on Aug 25th, 2012 | re: LA Weekly's 20 Worst Hipster Bands (221 comments)

in my examination ‘hipster bands’ is not what the list is really about. what they’re getting at is the bands most pumped up by phonies, not hipsters.

it’s sort of a ‘I listen to (insert list band) because I think it gets me indie/hipster ‘cred’ but I probably wouldn’t like it other than the fact that some obscure blog/website/friend touted it and I have trouble forming an original opinion on anything’ list.

shocked that dirty projectors and grimes aren’t on this.

and no, lowercase isn’t hipster, it’s just lazy right now.

 +1Posted on Mar 19th, 2012 | re: In Defense Of Skrillex (286 comments)

when’s Skittles making Lost Boys 4- Return of the Dubpires?

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 +1Posted on Feb 20th, 2012 | re: Premature Evaluation: Sleigh Bells Reign Of Terror (87 comments)

It’ll be nice when the hipster aesthetic gets replaced.
You would think that it’d be dying off by now (via reverse hipster irony)
I mean, how many trendy kids have to go hipster before the original hipster masses give up on the idea.

Then we could all stop pretending band like Sleigh Bells are any good.

fuck sleigh bells. worst band ever.

oh they’re ‘loud’?
so what?
so are my landlord’s morning shits.

when it’s more about image than actual music, the whole thing becomes null and void.

 0Posted on Jan 6th, 2012 | re: Black Keys Pick A Fight With Nickelback (111 comments)

oh please. fuck sleigh bells. fab-rock at its worst

 0Posted on Dec 3rd, 2011 | re: Lana Del Rey - "Born To Die" (Official Audio, Topless Video) (69 comments)

I blame every other musician for not doing anything compelling enough to warrant our attention for the greater part of 2011. The runaway LDR train would be a back-burner issue at best if truly GREAT music was being produced this year.
Instead we’ve had to settle for oversaturated retreads, the rise of black slutwave, ratty hipster dj’s, and the music media’s defection/conversion of indie to hip-hop.

Pretty sure everyone is f@#king fed up.
Things have to change soon, out of necessity. I can feel it.

 -2Posted on Nov 5th, 2011 | re: Big Day Out Fires Odd Future (30 comments)

Just to add a semi-interesting side story:

Saw Dam Funk tonight in San Diego. Dam obviously has beef with OFWGKTA.

“We’re not gonna swim in any Frank Oceans!”

“We’re not livin’ in an Odd Future!”

(disagree with the Ocean comment – thought his album was super legit) but I agree with the OF dissension 95%……

meme hype/buzzability can only last so long before actual talent has to back it up…Lana Del Rey, your time is nigh pretty lips)

 +1Posted on Oct 26th, 2011 | re: Lana Del Rey Speaks! (79 comments)

force fed force fed force fed force fed force fed force fed force fed force fed force fed force fed force fed

 -2Posted on Oct 26th, 2011 | re: Odd Future Remix Lana Del Rey (17 comments)

a more accurate title, “Bad remixes Worse”

 0Posted on Oct 15th, 2011 | re: Watch Lana Del Rey's "Blue Jeans" Live At The Premises (59 comments)

there’s really no reason to like her

 +1Posted on Oct 12th, 2011 | re: Watch Lana Del Rey's "Blue Jeans" Live At The Premises (59 comments)

No, not really. I see a point to all this.

If ‘Lana’ was a 300 pound dog with a moustache, no one would give a f@#$ and we wouldn’t be having this discussion in the first place. Music ‘purists’ judge the music’s merit on what you can do as a MUSICIAN, not whether you can pout your DSL’s against a wall while wearing some bullsh!t vintage/hipster apparel.

It should always be MUSIC 1st, Image/Persona/Marketing/Other 2nd. Saying ‘well it’s always been done this way’ doesn’t make it right.

It simply sounds like Michael is disappointed that Stereogum would choose to carry a torch for an artist in this “category.”

Might as well start pimping Beiber on SG.

 -6Posted on Oct 7th, 2011 | re: Ten Hip-Hop Albums That Would Make Great Performances (16 comments)

This article is very good at reminding me that hip-hop has officially become the new mainstream indie (or ‘mindie’), and as a result will super-saturate, re-peak and implode in within a matter of 18 months.

WE AREN’T READY FOR THIS YET. (via still washing the Fiddy/Diddy/OFWGWKTA suckage out of our systems)

Can’t the mindie outlets (SG included) ruin another genre (like the nearly-defunct dubstep market) that was blatantly pushed on mindie consumers? (glad that debacle only lasted a few months and is sort of fizzling out)

The more important question: WHY did mindie markets all simultaneously turn to hip-hop as the next ‘wave’?

 0Posted on Aug 28th, 2011 | re: Bon Iver x James Blake - "Fall Creek Boys Choir" (60 comments)

at least there’s one Bon Iver/Justin article that does not contain the words “Wisconsin” “cabin” or “isolated”.

that being said leave the autotune garbage to the minimally talented rappers….enough already.

 0Posted on May 16th, 2011 | re: Sleigh Bells Talk LP2 (5 comments)

=horrible. they make me want to boycott christmas.

 0Posted on Mar 7th, 2011 | re: Sondre Lerche - "Domino" (Stereogum Premiere) (6 comments)

are we sure this isn’t malcolm in the middle?

 -2Posted on Jan 4th, 2011 | re: Rivers Cuomo Covers "God Only Knows" (9 comments)

weezer & cuomo have both sucked for years now, and so does the cover. why do artists feel the need to cover others’ work. farting into a microphone for 4 minutes would be way more original.

 +5Posted on Dec 8th, 2010 | re: Stereogum's Top 50 Albums Of 2010 (392 comments)

I would say Kanye is more like the Prince of pop/hip-hop. Ultimately he’s a talented and misunderstood guy. His general public appeal waxes and wanes, but at the root of it we all know he’s a unique voice that will likely endure…..you might not necessarily be ‘into’ what he’s doing all the time but the man does what he wants, and that alone in a music industry hampered by quickly-fading trends is refreshing.

Another perspective to look at is that there were little to no digestible ‘hip-hop’ albums this year, so in comparison, Kanye’s looks like a diamond in the rough (yes, the Roots did their thing, and they’re superb at it, but it’s not really a ‘new’ thing). There aren’t really any new artists pushing him in the genre. Kanye’s been around, released a bunch of material, and spawned a slew of modern artists are already ripping off his vibe. It’s easy to forget that he’s an original.

I’m not lobbying for MBDTF as my #1 pick this year by any means, but I do feel that it deserves a relatively high ranking on any year-end lists.

 +4Posted on Dec 8th, 2010 | re: Stereogum's Top 50 Albums Of 2010 (392 comments)

pretty sure the original release date for Gorilla Manor was in 2009

 -1Posted on Dec 8th, 2010 | re: Stereogum's Top 50 Albums Of 2010 (392 comments)

Right???? Not that it matters but weren’t they nominated for a Grammy?

 +1Posted on Dec 8th, 2010 | re: Stereogum's Top 50 Albums Of 2010 (392 comments)

Menomena should be on there. Gorillaz should be on there. Sleigh Bells still really suck. And I know Ra Ra Riot didn’t get much love, but I’d much rather listen to The Orchard than 10 or so albums that made their way on this list. Alas……….

 0Posted on Sep 21st, 2010 | re: Sleigh Bells - "Infinity Guitars" Video (8 comments)

this band sucks. it takes more than a hot chick to sell records in the ‘indie’ department.