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R.I.P. Britney

R.I.P. Britney

Don't worry, the beat goes on. It's just that the Associated Press is staying on top of things, prepping Brit's obit in advance in case she, oops, does something life-threatening again. Of course, this sort of thing is a fairly common practice. In fact, Stereogum's already written one for Pete Doherty. But hell, while we have the death of Spears in mind, might as well start the wagering.


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Wow. Either way you look at it thats fucked up.

Posted by: CosbyKid at January 17, 2008 6:35 PM | Reply
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Pete will outlive all idiots who bet on his death.

Posted by: Brianna at January 17, 2008 6:36 PM | Reply
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I almost shit myself!! never do that again!!! Jesus H Christ...

Posted by: goldend at January 17, 2008 6:53 PM | Reply
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Very irresponsible.

Posted by: Jon at January 17, 2008 7:02 PM | Reply
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I live in San Francisco and you should see the homeless people that live in my neighborhood. Some of the old guys have 30 years of heroin abuse, alcohol, smoking cigarettes, and being outdoors with no sunscreen on and they're still trucking. Britney ain't going anywhere. Unfortunately.

Posted by: Larry Dickman at January 17, 2008 7:07 PM | Reply
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I've been impressed by the lack of Britney coverage on Stereogum recently. I'm sure that took a lot of self control, Scott.

Posted by: James at January 17, 2008 7:58 PM | Reply
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I've actually had to trim my "at work time" browsing at the 'gum for my new addiction: TMZ. Live feeds of the courthouse!? Yes.

Posted by: k at January 17, 2008 9:29 PM | Reply
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stereogum, this is an embarrassment and very irresponsible. why would you ever do such a thing?

Posted by: ko at January 17, 2008 10:04 PM | Reply
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i'd like to see perez hilton's obit in a real paper real soon. bit off topic but that hog is a terrible human.

Posted by: juano at January 17, 2008 10:56 PM | Reply
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