And now, the top ten abstraction to beat all top ten abstractions, just when you thought December had used every part of 2007's list buffalo. Joke at your own risk, though: you never know which bands and/or drugs you'll offend. (Via Fimoculous.)
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picture is for number 7, no doubt?
Posted by: rstrobe at January 16, 2008 5:18 PM | ReplyScore = 0
Yeah, that pretty much described all the lists.
Posted by: bookwibble at January 16, 2008 5:32 PM | ReplyScore = 0
wow, i didn't think i'd laugh that hard at this. hilarious
Posted by: cait at January 16, 2008 11:19 PM | ReplyScore = 0
i hate how stereogum is written like a conversation i can hear going on in the next room.
are you people just monkeys? on another note, i think i saw 'props' used on the site today.
'props'.
Posted by: jesus@hotmail.com at January 17, 2008 3:02 AM | ReplyScore = 0
How clever...
Posted by: brian586 at January 18, 2008 9:17 AM | ReplyScore = 0