Britney's Just Getting Started!

Oh how we've missed these letters of truth! From Brit's site: New and improved: Now with panties! And the "family man"? He's taking it all in stride. Just like Theo Huxtable!... CONTINUE READING BRITNEY'S JUST GETTING STARTED!»

Posted on December 7, 2006 (10 comments)
Tags: Britney Spears

25 Years Of Britney

That's a quarter century, y'all! Brit turned 25 this Saturday, celebrating by taking Sean Preston to the LA zoo (she remembered she had children eariler that morning while fighting a hangover) and later heading to Mr. Chow's for a meal... CONTINUE READING 25 YEARS OF BRITNEY»

Posted on December 4, 2006 (30 comments)
Tags: Britney Spears

12-Step Program For Britney's Recovery

Hate to start Friday morning with the heavy questions ... but can you believe how quickly Brit squandered every ounce of good will she accrued in the week after her divorce? Does it not awe you to think that, somehow,... CONTINUE READING 12-STEP PROGRAM FOR BRITNEY'S RECOVERY»

Posted on December 1, 2006 in Shit List (13 comments)
Tags: Britney Spears | Kevin Federline

Britney's Rules For Online Dating

A little while back the New York Times explored the topic of dating in the age of MySpace, highlighting the challenges faced for those in failed relationships:But what are the rules? How long are you supposed to wait to change... CONTINUE READING BRITNEY'S RULES FOR ONLINE DATING»

Posted on November 16, 2006 (4 comments)
Tags: Britney Spears | Kevin Federline

We're In Disbelief: K-Fed Used The Shower!

In the pantheon of gossip rags, US is somewhere between The National Enquirer and Entertainment Weekly in terms of reliability (a broad scope), so keep that in mind when you take a look at this pic US snapped of the... CONTINUE READING WE'RE IN DISBELIEF: K-FED USED THE SHOWER!»

Posted on November 15, 2006 (18 comments)
Tags: Britney Spears | Kevin Federline

"Bobby McFerrin Raped My Grandmother"

If you didn't Tivo last night's Saturday Night Live, you actually missed 45 minutes of very entertaining late-night TV! 60 minutes if you're a Christina Aguilera fan! Host Alec Baldwin was joined by 30 Rock co-stars Tina Fey and Tracy... CONTINUE READING "BOBBY MCFERRIN RAPED MY GRANDMOTHER"»

Posted on November 12, 2006 (22 comments)
Tags: Britney Spears | Kevin Federline | Paul McCartney | Saturday Night Live | The Beatles

Did You Vote?

Pollsters reported an unexpectedly high turnout yesterday, but we at here at Stereogum know better than to underestimate the American public. After ample coverage on media outlets like CNN, MSNBC, and the AP, the electorate came out in droves and... CONTINUE READING DID YOU VOTE?»

Posted on November 8, 2006 (7 comments)
Tags: Britney Spears | Kevin Federline

K-Fed Now To Be Known As Fed-Ex

See, you people pretend you don't care about Kevin Federline. Our inbox implies otherwise. Celebrate! And cue the next phase in the build 'em up-tear 'em down-build 'em up again celeb arc for our dear Britney. Did you take "over"... CONTINUE READING K-FED NOW TO BE KNOWN AS FED-EX»

Posted on November 7, 2006 (40 comments)
Tags: Britney Spears | Kevin Federline

Britney Pops In On Letterman

Guess who's been hitting the gym and dying to show it? Ahh, but poor Dave! She made like she was in for him, but really Brit was there for her ex-bf, the Phantom. So Brit's in NYC. Wonder if she... CONTINUE READING BRITNEY POPS IN ON LETTERMAN»

Posted on November 7, 2006 (4 comments)
Tags: Britney Spears | David Letterman

Listen To Some New Britney

Not to be outdone by hubby's song streaming, Britney reveals a clip of some of the new. Hit Brit's site, suffer through the intro audio of her Le Mans sessions set to a tiger's roar (wtf?), and read along to... CONTINUE READING LISTEN TO SOME NEW BRITNEY»

Posted on October 4, 2006 (11 comments)
Tags: Britney Spears | Kevin Federline

Snakeboy.net

NBC.com is streaming the first ten minutes of the Law & Order season premiere. (Link via Idolator.) Featuring characters based on Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, and, hilariously, Mark Cobrasnake. Have a great Rosh Hashanah, kids.... CONTINUE READING SNAKEBOY.NET»

Posted on September 22, 2006 (10 comments)
Tags: Britney Spears | Kevin Federline

Another "Crazy" Cover

Nelly Furtado, one of the first to cover Gnarls' hit, performs with Charlotte Church on the classical singer/Best Celebrity Real Breasts 2006 winner's Channel 4 variety series. Why do you care? Because The Charlotte Church Show has the worst TV... CONTINUE READING ANOTHER "CRAZY" COVER»

Posted on September 19, 2006 (10 comments)
Tags: Britney Spears | Gnarls Barkley | Kevin Federline

A Song For Britney

Years ago, tracking Brit Brit's descent into white trashdom was a daily amusement for our readers. Then it got old. Fortunately, K-Fed's picked up the slack and we're not quite done ridiculing him yet. Gotta wait until the album's out... CONTINUE READING A SONG FOR BRITNEY»

Posted on September 13, 2006 (3 comments)
Tags: Britney Spears | Justin Timberlake

Britney Totally Gave Birth Again

It's a boy. He's named Diddy and he hates seatbelts.... CONTINUE READING BRITNEY TOTALLY GAVE BIRTH AGAIN»

Posted on September 12, 2006 (16 comments)
Tags: Britney Spears | Kevin Federline

Kevin Federline Premieres "Lose Control" @ Teen Choice Awards

Oh K-Fed! Don't quit your day ... uh, leisure. ... CONTINUE READING KEVIN FEDERLINE PREMIERES "LOSE CONTROL" @ TEEN CHOICE AWARDS»

Posted on August 21, 2006 (237 comments)
Tags: Britney Spears

Making Babies Is Fun, Y'All

Pregnant Britney reveals in the new People that baby #2 was not planned."It just kind of happened. I'm going to wait a while for the next (one)! I feel like I've been pregnant for 10 years! It is now starting... CONTINUE READING MAKING BABIES IS FUN, Y'ALL»

Posted on August 17, 2006 (11 comments)
Tags: Britney Spears

Britney Is Like Totally Stoned, Y'All

I know 1.2 million people watched this already. But I'm five days behind the rest of the Internet 'cause of my Lolladaze. This Video Of Truth is more unbelievable than those rockers on treadmills: She's so country!... CONTINUE READING BRITNEY IS LIKE TOTALLY STONED, Y'ALL»

Posted on August 7, 2006 (25 comments)
Tags: Britney Spears | Saturday Night Live

Every Night Should Be Baby Safety Night

Let's check in with the Federlines, y'all. NY Daily News tells us about a new video that has appeared on Anna Nicole Smith's website:“If you wanted to be friends, I would so much love to hang out with you,” the... CONTINUE READING EVERY NIGHT SHOULD BE BABY SAFETY NIGHT»

Posted on August 2, 2006 (5 comments)
Tags: Britney Spears

Pregnant Britney Poses Nude

Hope you're not eating lunch.... CONTINUE READING PREGNANT BRITNEY POSES NUDE»

Posted on June 29, 2006 (59 comments)
Tags: Andrew W.K. | Britney Spears | Dan Deacon

Britney's Namibian Dream

Scott's gone for the weekend, but Brit's ridiculousness waits for no man. The latest from Camp Federline has Brit gone Brangelina, wanting little Future Fed to make its debut in Namibia. (Yep. As in Africa.) The AP reports: Spears would... CONTINUE READING BRITNEY'S NAMIBIAN DREAM»

Posted on June 17, 2006 (6 comments)
Tags: Britney Spears

Britney Spears Is Country, Emotional Wreck

It's been a while since we've seen Britney Spears cry on TV. If that's the sort of thing you like to watch, set your Tivo to record NBC this Thursday. In an interview on Dateline, to be previewed on Today... CONTINUE READING BRITNEY SPEARS IS COUNTRY, EMOTIONAL WRECK»

Posted on June 12, 2006 (13 comments)
Tags: Britney Spears

Britney Spears Confirms Pregnancy On Letterman

According to Access Hollywood: Brit Brit -- in town to promote Control (a fragrance, apparently) -- makes a surprise appearance on tonight's Late Show ... confirming that she is pregnant! No word on who the father is. UPDATE: BRITNEY: "Don't... CONTINUE READING BRITNEY SPEARS CONFIRMS PREGNANCY ON LETTERMAN»

Posted on May 9, 2006 (28 comments)
Tags: Britney Spears | David Letterman

Papazouch

People reports that child welfare officials visited the Federlines over the weekend, stemming from an incident in which Sean Preston was dropped (by nanny, not Britney) from a high chair April 1. After the fall, doctors said the six-month-old would... CONTINUE READING PAPAZOUCH»

Posted on April 12, 2006 (12 comments)
Tags: Britney Spears

Behind The Scene: Nude Britney Spears Giving Birth On A Bearskin Rug

Speaking out outtakes, remember that that freaky pro-life sculpture of Brit giving birth? "You didn't provide a backshot (thank god)!" one of you wrote. But for those who secretly wanted to see this from a more offensive angle, Gawker (via... CONTINUE READING BEHIND THE SCENE: NUDE BRITNEY SPEARS GIVING BIRTH ON A BEARSKIN RUG»

Posted on April 7, 2006 (16 comments)
Tags: Britney Spears | Bruce Springsteen | Friendly Fires | Super Bowl

Britney Spears On Will & Grace

Britney's big Will & Grace cameo was tonight. Did you "grab your socks" and tune in, y'all? Playing Christian conservative Amber Louise from Alabama, Mrs. Federline proved she still can't act. But it was fun hearing Brit say:"I'm not who... CONTINUE READING BRITNEY SPEARS ON WILL & GRACE»

Posted on March 30, 2006 (18 comments)
Tags: Britney Spears