Three Simple Rules For Dating John Mayer
1. “Be really careful with me on the phone. Distance makes the brain grow more maniacal.” 2. “Twenty-four-hour phone-sex assistance. If there’s a cute girl in the front row, I’m gonna run offstage and call you.” 3. “You have to... CONTINUE READING THREE SIMPLE RULES FOR DATING JOHN MAYER»
Posted on September 6, 2006 (12 comments)
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