In the video for "You Don't Think I'm Funny Anymore," Jessica "Daisy Duke" Simpson, Owen Wilson, and some dude in drag join Willie ("Uncle Jesse") for a good ol' fashioned mower race in Luck, Texas. There's cheating, laughing, and assorted... CONTINUE READING NEW WILLIE NELSON VIDEO - "YOU DON'T THINK I'M FUNNY ANYMORE"»
Posted on February 28, 2008 in (3 comments)
Tags: Jessica Simpson | Owen Wilson | Willie Nelson
Funny or douche-y? You make the call. We need a "decoder." ... CONTINUE READING WHAT'S JAPANESE FOR "SEACREST GOT SERVED"?»
Posted on February 12, 2007 in (12 comments)
Tags: Jessica Simpson | John Mayer | Ryan Seacrest
Ahh, the customary right of passage for every girl-of-the-moment: Talk trash on "It" girls past. TeenPeople.com put Lily to the test.TeenPeople.com: You've been labeled an 'It' girl so we were wondering what you thought of some of the others that... CONTINUE READING LILY ALLEN TALKS "IT"»
Posted on February 8, 2007 (21 comments)
Tags: Beyoncé | Britney Spears | David Beckham | Jessica Simpson | Lily Allen | Paris Hilton | Posh Spice
Making out with Jessica Simpson's collagen in plain view of photogs wasn't the only instance of J. May's "I love the bitch and I don't care who knows it!" actions on New Year's Eve. Well, not true, 'cause it seems... CONTINUE READING JOHN MAYER HEARTS PEREZ HILTON»
Posted on January 3, 2007 (6 comments)
Tags: Jessica Simpson | John Mayer
And Jess is just so candid! Yankovic's masterful questioning gets the right words to come out of Jess's mouth -- even if her lack of grammar skills mean she don't talk so good. If you dug Al's Q&A with Jessica... CONTINUE READING "WEIRD AL" INTERVIEWS JESSICA SAMPSON»
Posted on December 20, 2006 in (58 comments)
Tags: Jessica Simpson | Kevin Federline | Weird Al Yankovic
'Cause you know you want it. Three words: Too much makeup. She looks airbrushed, even in motion! ... CONTINUE READING NEW JESSICA SIMPSON VIDEO - "I BELONG TO ME"»
Posted on October 11, 2006 in (50 comments)
Tags: Jessica Simpson
1. “Be really careful with me on the phone. Distance makes the brain grow more maniacal.” 2. “Twenty-four-hour phone-sex assistance. If there’s a cute girl in the front row, I’m gonna run offstage and call you.” 3. “You have to... CONTINUE READING THREE SIMPLE RULES FOR DATING JOHN MAYER»
Posted on September 6, 2006 (12 comments)
Tags: Dogs | Eagles Of Death Metal | Jessica Simpson | John Mayer
Our ten favorite reader-submitted revisions of silent Jessica Simpson at this week's Yahoo!-sponsored launch party for A Public Affair. THE ORIGINAL: NEIL: GIL: ... CONTINUE READING YOUR PHOTOSHOPPED JESSICAS»
Posted on September 2, 2006 in (31 comments)
Tags: Jessica Simpson
Reader Chris sent us this Jessica Simpson photo, and thought it would be perfect for another Stereogum Photoshop Contest. You guys did a great job with Ashlee back in October '04. This time it's sis Jessica with the voice problems.... CONTINUE READING JESSICA SIMPSON PHOTOSHOP CONTEST!»
Posted on August 30, 2006 in (9 comments)
Tags: Ashlee Simpson | Jessica Simpson
John Mayer has laryngitis + Jessica Simpson has laryngitis = a public affair. Gossip = easy!... CONTINUE READING JESSICA SIMPSON HEARTS JOHN MAYER»
Posted on August 29, 2006 (34 comments)
Tags: Jessica Simpson | John Mayer
The roller rink one we told you about last week, but new and improved. They went back and snuck in a Jessica Simpson lookalike, complete with ice cream cone. Watch the "final cut" here. Thankfully Andy Dick was, uh, busy.... CONTINUE READING NEW RAPTURE VIDEO - "GET MYSELF INTO IT" (DIRECTOR'S CUT)»
Posted on August 21, 2006 (8 comments)
Tags: Beirut | Jeff Goldblum | Jessica Simpson | The Rapture
VH1 Radio on Westwood One brings us an interesting revelation about Jessica Simpson, who can often be seen in In Touch wearing overpriced vintage rock tees. Apparently, it's not just a fashion statement.JESSICA SIMPSON: “I feel like I always retreat... CONTINUE READING JESSICA SIMPSON HEARTS LED ZEPPELIN»
Posted on August 15, 2006 (7 comments)
Tags: Jessica Simpson | Lindsay Lohan
Stereogum listens so you don't have to. For Love Songs (out 9/12), ex-NKOTB Jordan Knight puts has-been spin on Phil Collins ("One More Night"), Wham! ("Careless Whisper"), and Foreigner ("Waiting For a Girl Like You"). You can stream that last... CONTINUE READING ATTACK OF THE EIGHTIES COVER SONGS»
Posted on August 14, 2006 (11 comments)
Tags: Beirut | Clay Aiken | Dead Or Alive | Fleet Foxes | George Michael | Jessica Simpson | Jordan Knight | Saturday Night Live | Wham!
Topics for further discussion: Did you know Andy Dick's still alive? Has Eva Longoria jumped the shark? Do ya think that's how Jessica normally eats ice cream? Will someone mash it with the audio to "Holiday"? Are rollerskate rentals... CONTINUE READING NEW JESSICA SIMPSON VIDEO - "A PUBLIC AFFAIR"»
Posted on July 19, 2006 in (40 comments)
Tags: Barack Obama | Jessica Simpson
We try to write about the Simpson siblings as infrequently as possible, lest the indie snob readers get all uppity. Especially Jessica, 'cause she doesn't keep it real like our girl Ashlee. She doesn't get wasted and belittle the employees... CONTINUE READING JESSICA SIMPSON'S "A PUBLIC AFFAIR"»
Posted on June 28, 2006 (50 comments)
Tags: Ashlee Simpson | Jessica Simpson | Madonna
You'd think I'd ignore an e-mail blast with the subject heading "P!NK: She's Not Dead and She's Not Stupid," but ... this one was too ridiculous not to post. "A statement the way only Pink can make it!" And a... CONTINUE READING STUPID GIRLS»
Posted on January 10, 2006 (66 comments)
Tags: Jessica Simpson | Jimmy Kimmel
What I gleaned from the blogosphere... Phil Margera (Celebrity Fit Club 2) told a Philly radio station that his son Bam (Viva La Bam) banged Jessica Simpson (Newlyweds). Bam's ex-girlfriend Jen then phoned in the station to confirm the affair,... CONTINUE READING JESSICA SIMPSON & BAM MARGERA FEATURING WILLIE NELSON»
Posted on June 4, 2005 (1624 comments)
Tags: Jessica Simpson
Today, anti-zit solution Proactiv adds P. Diddy, Jessica Simpson, and Britney Spears to its roster of celebrity spokespeople (Judith Light, holla!). Thirty minute informercials featuring these stars will start airing tonight. Let us know if you catch one on TV!... CONTINUE READING PROACTIV OR DIE»
Posted on February 4, 2005 (21 comments)
Tags: Diddy | Jessica Simpson