Lily And Blondie Do Today

In addition to reprinting Lily's MySpace blog posts, we've done our best to keep up with Ms. Allen's tour exploits, which have included constant covers of Blondie's "Heart Of Glass." News of Lil's crush on Debbie made it to the... CONTINUE READING LILY AND BLONDIE DO TODAY»

Posted on May 25, 2007 in Video (13 comments)
Tags: Blondie | Lily Allen

What Kind Of Guys Can Get Lily Allen?

Probably the best Lily interview ever. She talks a bit about the "chick with a dick" thing and the resulting liposuction solicitation via MySpace, does a better Fergie than Fergie, and offers the most awesome answer for the pop tart... CONTINUE READING WHAT KIND OF GUYS CAN GET LILY ALLEN?»

Posted on May 18, 2007 in Video (23 comments)
Tags: Lily Allen

Lily's Current Mood: Better

Cheeky as she is, some of you were tempted into thinking Lil was taking the piss with her last MySpace blast. But her lips don't lie, and neither do her tears. Now she fills us in the source of her... CONTINUE READING LILY'S CURRENT MOOD: BETTER»

Posted on May 15, 2007 (18 comments)
Tags: Lily Allen

Lily Allen's Blog Is A Plea For Help, Liposuction Location Suggestions

The most extreme example of the species of MySpace-savvy artists discussed in that NYT Mag article is our dear Lily, and as if on cue, she lets us in on her case of the body-image blues. This comes from Lil's... CONTINUE READING LILY ALLEN'S BLOG IS A PLEA FOR HELP, LIPOSUCTION LOCATION SUGGESTIONS»

Posted on May 14, 2007 in Video (50 comments)
Tags: Lily Allen

Coachella: Saturday Night At The Sahara Tent

After !!!, we had no choice but to seek out the dance. And, inadvertently, we stumbled into the craziest "scene" we've seen all weekend. The lineup at the Sahara Tent Saturday night featured French electro duo Justice, LCD Soundsystem, and... CONTINUE READING COACHELLA: SATURDAY NIGHT AT THE SAHARA TENT»

What Lily Likes

Those MySpace blog posts not offering enough insight into the condition of Lily's psyche? P4K is there to help, taking advantage of Ms. Allen's newfound free time by asking about her favorite shit in the world. But Lil's got her... CONTINUE READING WHAT LILY LIKES»

Posted on April 25, 2007 (21 comments)
Tags: Lily Allen

Lily Allen Cancels US Tour Stops, Doesn't Blog About It

Of course that's not true. Suppose it would be more newsworthy if in fact she didn't take to MySpace to explain it away, but Lily's apology for canceling most of her May and June dates in the States is right... CONTINUE READING LILY ALLEN CANCELS US TOUR STOPS, DOESN'T BLOG ABOUT IT»

Posted on April 16, 2007 in Tour Dates (25 comments)
Tags: Lily Allen

Lily Allen Is A Sore Victim

So there's this song circling UK radio which satirizes the hipster nightlife elite called "LDN Is A Victim," a quick hit in the vein of "Thou Shalt Always Kill," in constant rotation at Radio 1. Guardian blogs about the song:The... CONTINUE READING LILY ALLEN IS A SORE VICTIM»

Lily Allen Covers Blondie

In a bleak MySpace post, Lily said "It's the songs. I'm bored." We're not surprised. Tix are still on sale for her set as "the first artist to play the newly-christened Fillmore Irving Plaza"; maybe New Yorkers are burned out... CONTINUE READING LILY ALLEN COVERS BLONDIE»

Posted on March 30, 2007 in Video (27 comments)
Tags: Blondie | Lily Allen

A Deodorant Spot That's Sure To Knock 'Em Out

Lily Allen shilling for Sure? Not quite. The cheeky folks at ad agency Lowe Worldwide are using "Knock 'Em Out"'s infectious Professor Longhair sample for a sporty new Rexona/Sure/Degree spot. Not that Lily has anything against antiperspirant (one hopes), but... CONTINUE READING A DEODORANT SPOT THAT'S SURE TO KNOCK 'EM OUT»

Posted on March 21, 2007 in Commercial Appeal (19 comments)
Tags: Lily Allen | Professor Longhair

New Lily Allen Video - "Smile" (Simlish Version)

What do Pussycat Dolls, Depeche Mode, Black Eyed Peas and Lily Allen have in common? That's right, they've all recorded a song in Simlish. You know, the native language used by characters in The Sims? (It was news to us,... CONTINUE READING NEW LILY ALLEN VIDEO - "SMILE" (SIMLISH VERSION)»

Posted on March 8, 2007 in Video, Video Games (14 comments)
Tags: Lily Allen

Lily Tackles BRIT Politics

Winners were announced for the 2007 BRIT Awards, and despite the media and MySpace love, field-leading nominee Lily Allen (with 4 nods) went home empty handed. But conspiracy-theory Lily saw it coming. She spoke to MTV UK on the red... CONTINUE READING LILY TACKLES BRIT POLITICS»

Lily Allen Talks "It"

Ahh, the customary right of passage for every girl-of-the-moment: Talk trash on "It" girls past. TeenPeople.com put Lily to the test.TeenPeople.com: You've been labeled an 'It' girl so we were wondering what you thought of some of the others that... CONTINUE READING LILY ALLEN TALKS "IT"»

New Lily Allen Video - "Alfie" (And SNL Behind The Scenes)

Lily Allen's music reminds us of last summer, so braving the cold to 30 Rock was a no brainer. YES, we just returned from the dress rehearsal for Saturday Night Live, which should be around 50% funny once they cut... SNL Behind The Scenes)'">CONTINUE READING NEW LILY ALLEN VIDEO - "ALFIE" (AND SNL BEHIND THE SCENES)»

Posted on February 3, 2007 in Video (18 comments)
Tags: Drew Barrymore | Lily Allen | Loney Dear | Peter Bjorn And John | Saturday Night Live

Lily's Pick For Most Overrated Pop Star

Everybody's-MySpace-friend Lily Allen is on the verge of a US invasion, beginning with a 2/3 performance on SNL and followed by a string of big city shows -- making this a perfect time for loudmouthing. And we bit. Here's Lily's... CONTINUE READING LILY'S PICK FOR MOST OVERRATED POP STAR»

Posted on January 25, 2007 in Where's The Beef? (26 comments)
Tags: Lily Allen | Madonna

2007 BRIT Award Nominations

The British music industry is ready to congratulate itself, yesterday releasing the list of nominations for this year's BRIT Awards. (And the performers list is a vertitable who's who of acts you love to be indifferent about, like Corrine Bailey... CONTINUE READING 2007 BRIT AWARD NOMINATIONS»

Posted on January 17, 2007 (10 comments)
Tags: Cat Power | Guillemots | Lily Allen | Thom Yorke

Alright, Shill

We know it's hard to believe, but Lily Allen's debut hasn't been released in America yet. (That'll happen on 1/30.) The singer is ushering in a domestic round of publicity with some MTV "Discover & Download" vignettes that are so... CONTINUE READING ALRIGHT, SHILL»

Posted on January 11, 2007 in Video (13 comments)
Tags: BRIT Awards | Duffy | Elvis Perkins | Lily Allen

New Lily Allen - "Smile (Version II Revisited)"

Or should we say "New Mark Ronson"? The producer/wedding DJ put together a glockenspiel-and-Motown remix of Lily's cut for his forthcoming full-length Version. (P4K assumes it's the same version that'll be one of two bonus tracks on the US release... CONTINUE READING NEW LILY ALLEN - "SMILE (VERSION II REVISITED)"»

Posted on January 11, 2007 in MP3 (6 comments)
Tags: Lily Allen | Mark Ronson | The Smiths

Lily's Dog Is Back

And it returned with her cleavage! First Lily posted this distressed missive, but now she writes:I have the best news ever . Maggie May is back at home safe and sound . She is riddled with fleas a bit sad... CONTINUE READING LILY'S DOG IS BACK»

Posted on January 4, 2007 (9 comments)
Tags: Lily Allen

MySplice.06 - The Year In Mash-Ups

Do albums matter as much as singles anymore? We like to think so. But 2006 was a great year for indie acts representing with a hot track. We wanted to figure a way to celebrate the year in music with... CONTINUE READING MYSPLICE.06 - THE YEAR IN MASH-UPS»

Sad Songs Say So Much

Nokia UK commissioned music and physiology "expert" Dr. Harry Witchel to scientifically determine the world's saddest, happiest, and most exhilarating songs. (This shouldn't piss people off.) So, Dr. Smarty Pants, how did you "scientifically" measure sadness? Witchel determined listeners' "'tune... CONTINUE READING SAD SONGS SAY SO MUCH»

Posted on December 12, 2006 in Shit List (173 comments)
Tags: Blur | Lily Allen | The Verve

Chris Martin Covers The Killers, The Band & Dylan

We have to hand it to Coldplay Chris. Not only does he take a constant beating from people like, well, everybody, but he weathers the barrage like a pro. And it seems like every time he steps into the limelight... CONTINUE READING CHRIS MARTIN COVERS THE KILLERS, THE BAND & DYLAN»

Posted on November 28, 2006 in Video (21 comments)
Tags: Bob Dylan | Coldplay | Lily Allen | The Band

NME Loves Gossip, Doesn't Care About Kanye West

Go go Gossip girl. Beth Ditto is the first bird to top NME's annual "Cool List." The Brit rag's 2005 countdown placed Alex Turner at #1; the Arctic Monkey's dropped 31 points (the science behind this is complicated). But don't... CONTINUE READING NME LOVES GOSSIP, DOESN'T CARE ABOUT KANYE WEST»

Posted on November 21, 2006 in List, MP3, Shit List, Year-End List (46 comments)
Tags: Arctic Monkeys | Kanye West | Lily Allen | The Gossip | The Horrors

NSFW

Thanks to Malatron for sending this in yesterday, but it just seemed more like a breakfast-time post. We know it's early, so if you don't want to see Lily Allen holding a beverage in one hand and flashing her boob... CONTINUE READING NSFW»

Posted on November 17, 2006 (24 comments)
Tags: Lily Allen

Lily Chanel-len

Let it be known: Karl Lagerfeld is into indie chicks! And he's so over Lindsay Blohan. We saw Karl's CD compilation tracklist feature The Pipettes, and we know he's hot for Chan, but this move seals it. The UK chart-topping... CONTINUE READING LILY CHANEL-LEN»

Posted on November 10, 2006 (10 comments)
Tags: Lily Allen